baby krey

Headcanon: Krei has tried to flirt with everybody and he keeps getting cockblocked.
  • Fred: Hey Krei! Wanna play a role in my new movie?
  • Krei: Sure, baby blue. What do I play?
  • Fred: You play the unlucky schmuck that gets smashed under my feet.
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Gogo: Nah. Did you scrape your knees crawling up from hell?
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: If there wasn't any gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
  • Tadashi: Good luck, because I won't catch you.
  • Krei: ...
  • Hiro: You know what, Krei, I really do like you...
  • Krei: ...yes?
  • Hiro: ...as a crash test dummy for my latest invention. Look, it's coke-and-mentos powered jetpacks!
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: Mind if I eat you out, Wasabi?
  • Wasabi: Sure! *pulls out his restaurant's menu* Prices are double for you!
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: Would you like to find out what love feels like, Baymax?
  • Baymax: Of course. But Tadashi warned me that your kind of love infects others with irreparable results. So I'll pass on that.
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: You know you wanna ask me out.
  • Callaghan: Okay. Get out.
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: Isn't there something you wanna offer me, oh sweet saccharine Honey?
  • Honey: ...As a matter of fact, yes. It's called hydrochloric acid to your face.
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: Say, Cass, what'cha got there cooking? I bet it's some sweet lovin', that's for sure.
  • Aunt Cass: *not-quite-accidentally spills rat poison into the stew* Oh, that's right. I made this for you.
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: Do you wanna feel good, little guy?
  • Hairy Baby: *frowns, delivers a sharp swipe with claws out onto his face*
  • Krei: ....
  • Krei: ...You won't leave me, won't you?
  • Krei's Reflection: *shatters itself*
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: ...
  • Krei: ...SOMEONE LOVE ME.