baby justice

Because abortions aren't the only way the patriarchy wants to control your junk

OBGYN: Yeah, you are exhibiting all the signs of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. I’m so sorry.

Me: Huh? Oh, yeah. Insulin resistance, impossible weight loss, pre-disposition to type II diabetes, painful AF periods. Likelihood of bleed outs. Crap. That blows.

OBGYN: Yeah, well that too.

Me: *blinks* What?

OBGYN: Well, PCOS makes it very difficult for a woman to conceive and carry.

Me: BWHAHAHAHA. Yeah. No. No babies. Ever. Never wanted them. At all. Maternal instinct is not strong with this one. Only upside today.

OBGYN: Well then. Not exactly problem solved, but we’ll run with it.

Me: So about the MIND-SEARING PAIN and occasional HEAVY AF BLEEDING. When can we deal with that.

OBGYN: Not until you are 35.

Me: Dah fuq?

OBGYN: Not my rules. Hospitalization won’t even consider any treatment unless it’s life or death until you’re 35.

Me: Why?

OBGYN: Because you might want to have a baby.

Me: I’m 31. I didn’t want kids when I was 11, I didn’t want them at 21, and I sure as shit don’t want them now. Can’t I just sign a form that says “I don’t ever want a baby take it out, take it out now”?

OBGYN: Nope.

Me: Why?

OBGYN: Government rules. No removal of baby making parts before 35 unless your life is in immediate jeopardy.

TL;DR: The government knows better about your baby making parts than you do.

the first few weeks of the justice league actually being a team are probably a fucking nightmare. superman keeps using midwestern expressions. you’re not going to need paper towels to clean this up, you’re gonna need an irrigation system, he says. nobody is entirely sure what that means. aquaman keeps leaving in the middle of fights to go save lobsters from restaurants, because he can’t just let them get eaten, y'know? wonder woman quickly figures out that there’s maybe three people here with any serious combat experience. the flash is just a police officer, man. that’s all he knows. she’s in despair. speaking of the flash, someone made the mistake of giving him caffienated coffee, and now the power’s out. someone tell green lantern that he can’t wear the same gross jacket to every meeting. shouldn’t his space cop uniform keep him warm. who keeps playing ‘mmm whatcha say’ over the speakers. batman keeps disappearing during after battles, and it turns out he’s at the daycare down the street hanging out with the babies. he got bored

Teenager: Actually, I thi-

Anyone age 40 and up: my honey, sweet youth,, baby child, you are but a fetus,.you know nothing of this world, small, naïve baby child of youthful infancy, you have only taken your first steps. When you grow my little sapling, when you reach my level of enlightenment, my infinite wisdom of which you could not fathom, darling child, when you pay taxes and care deeply about laundry detergent, then and then only must you form an opinion of any sort, my child

anonymous asked:

Danny was hit with scarecrow's fear gas. His pleas and screams ingrained into everyone's memories. "Mom, Dad, I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Please.. Don't! MOM! DAD! STOP PLEASE STOP IT HURTS OH GOD PLEASE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASESTOPHURTINGMEIMSTILLYOURSONPLEASE!!! " After the incident, almost all of the other heroes are convinced that Danny died of child abuse, and wondered if he died under any of their watch. The possibility is making their gut churn. -Baby Angst

Why would you do that Baby Angst?


@JensenAckles: Can’t wait for the forklift races to start! My co-pilot is the best! #spnfamily #fbbeer

Having a baby with Jaime would include:

- Him being over protective of both you and the baby

- Coming home to him asleep with the baby on his chest

- Waking up to him making breakfast while holding the baby

- Bart being the godfather (or uncle) of the baby.

-“Hey Bart (Y/N) and I have been talking and we were hoping that you could be the godfather for the baby.”

“Finally! I am going to be the baby’s favorite person in the world”

- When ever you and Jaime have to go for a mission, Me’gan would try and convince you to let her look after it

- Everyone on the team and the Justice league being in love with your baby.

-”His mum being so proud of the both of you

-The scarab being overly found of it

-Jaime being the perfect father.

-”How are you so good at this Jaime”

“The scarab helps a lot”

- Jaime being head over heels for both you and the baby.

- When someone asks we both of you are still on the team you both say it’s to give your baby a better future 

-”Hey can I tell you something (Y/N)?”

“Sure babe.”

“We did good.”

Pharmercy pregnancy headcanons;

In relation to this post, Fareeha really wanted to carry their baby which Angela agreed on because it would encourage Fareeha to stop being reckless and Angela would be able to provide medical support should anything go wrong.

  • Angela worries way too much
  • All the time.
  • Between providing part time medical support for the local hospital and being home with Fareeha, she’s constantly fussing over her and obsessively tries to provide for anything Fareeha might need or want.
  • Fareeha wants the poor woman to actually rest and get sleep.
  • She’s actually pretty chill and suffers from few complications.
  • Zarya is more than happy to help out with Fareeha’s exercising routine.
  • Angela can’t sleep because she’s absolutely terrified.
  • Her family died when she was young and now she’s making a new family and she won’t be able to handle it if she isn’t able to keep them safe.
  • Fareeha told Ana a few days after they had the procedure done. Ana hugged her tightly and told her she would be a wonderful mother. Fareeha hopes she has a better relationship with her daughter than she did with her mother.
  • Only the close immediate family are aware of when baby Genna is born. (Ana, Reinhardt, Hana) A week or so later, Hana Song releases a new vine that goes viral of her and Genna both nodding to a Lucio song, tagging him and saying “Hey Lucio! You’ve got a new #1 fan!”
  • To which Lucio responds with a video of him emitting a high pitched scream of “OH MY GOD” and sobbing.
  • Genna has no shortage of D.Va and Lucio merchandise to wear.
  • D.Va creates many random vines of Genna. Such as showing a massive kill streak and then the vid zooms out to show Genna holding the controller while wearing shades.
  • Tracer is absolutely not allowed near Genna without the strict supervision of Angela and Ana.
Why Does it Have to be You? - Damian Wayne x Reader

Originally posted by crownprincefreeza

Requested by Anon -  a Damian x reader where Klarion has started causing chaos around Gotham and the only person he’s willing to listen to is the reader, because he has a crush on them.

The night was a quiet one. So quiet, in fact, Damian sent you home earlier when he caught you yawning one too many times. He knew you hadn’t been getting much rest lately. 

Damian was currently crouched by a stone gargoyle, debating whether he should turn in himself. The thought about crawling into bed next to you seemed very appealing. He frowned, glancing at the clock tower behind him to find it still an unnaturally early hour. Taking out his grapple gun, Damian decided to make one more round of the city before returning home to you.

Damian was just going passed the Gotham Train Station when a explosion sent him tumbling to the ground. He rolled back to his feet before scrambling to see what happened. Much to his displeasure, he spotted a swam of magical energy surrounding the building. 

Swinging down to slip into the building through one of the windows, Damian growled as he saw Klarion floating in the center of the room. 

“What are you doing here, Witch Boy?” Damian demanded, dropping down to the floor. Klarion sneered at him, lifting a finger to zap a civilian unlucky enough to cross his path. The person turned into a mouse, scurrying away. 

“Go away, Birdy. My kitty might eat you,” Klarion threatened, glancing around. He frowned when he realized Damian was the only vigilante in the room. “Where is (Y/N)?”

Damian sighed, sensing what this was about. “(Y/N) is not here, Witch Boy. I’m afraid you only have me tonight.” He watched silently as Klarion’s face slowly grew redder and more grotesque. Damian’s eyes widened when he felt something brush against his leg. He glanced down to find Teekl. Before he could move, Teekl turned into a giant beast. Damian fought the monstrous Teekl while Klarion threw magic blasts at him. 

“No, No, No!!!” Klarion was screaming as Damian did his best to avoid the magic blasts and Teekl. Eventually, one of Teekl’s paws slammed into Damian throwing him out of the building and into the street. Damian could feel one of his ribs crack, but rolled out of the way of another magic blast from Klarion.

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