How Stardom actually got the ulzzang Ahn Jaehyo to their company
They put down a trail of tiny rubber ducks, SD cards, and a subscription to Parents magazine that lead to their front door. Once he opened the door and went inside they said tiny wild baby animals were in the room over which Jaehyo knew it had to be true because he could hear them screaming and tiny bodies hitting the walls. He just had to sign a “waiver” because they are wild and the oldest is in his teething stage. But once inside the tiny wild animals were Block B and the “waiver” was a contract.
Sure, I’ll think about it when you grow up pretty and come to me If you become pretty If you come to me and you’re pretty You have to become pretty I’m just kidding Do you know why I keep replying right now? Right now we’re filming a scene of my fingers typing I have to keep writing something so that’s why I keep replying Right now the camera director is next to me filming my fingers I can’t stop until the director says cut Right now I’m pounding on the computer keyboard like a cool engineering student
He actually got into the entertainment industry because he was an ulzzang internet celeb so yeah
He is basically a huge dork who walks, talks and laughs like a retard, bites his lips, and probably would rather lazy around watching movies or listening to music or playing games than being a jock