people who name their kids without thinking of all possible ramifications and interpretations of that name are Bad… don’t name your kid some weird shit just because it’s cute or trendy, you have to picture them as an adult and in different professions and as part of a friend group and in school and idk man just don’t be like “omg let’s combine our names that would be cute!!” or “I love the idea of a baby girl named x”
A very well known dangerous male yautja arbiter goes to earth to hunt and accidentally befriends a 4 yo girl. She uses him like a coloring book, practices using nail polish on him, braids his "dreadlocks" but everyone just thinks she's talking about her imaginary friend. "Mommy I made a friend today! " "Oh really honey? Thanks nice ." "Yeah! His head touches the top of my room! His skin is pretty colors! His hair is funny but pretty, and his face is really cool!" "He sounds like fun baby"