Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
Author’s Note: I really love these headcannon lists so I decided to try them out, hope you enjoy <3
Warning(s): swearing and Deadpool tbh
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
• LMAO LORDY HERE WE GO
•meeting him by chance at Starbucks. -they’d call out ‘Stark’ to come pick up your drink and Peter would freak out.
•he’d try and talk to you about the ‘stark internship’ and you’d be like 'tf are you?’ -“Hi I’m P-Parker Pete, I mean Peter Parker” -“okay do you want like an autograph or something???”
•he’d be like stumbling over his words and you’d think he was cute so you’d sign his arm with your number and he’d freak out.
•he wouldn’t know whether or not to call you or how to talk to you so he just wouldn’t. -Ned yelling at him bc Peter is stupid.
•and you’d be upset that this Parker Pete dude didn’t call you back and Tony would try to cheer you up.
•you’d be a huge Spider-Man fan
•like high-key Spidey fan
•and for some reason Tony forgot to tell you that he knew Spiderman.
•so you’d flip shit when Tony would come into the compound with an unmasked Spiderman. -“you?? Know?? SPIDEY?? And you??? Didn’t??? Tell me???” -“(Y/N) please, I’m old and highly susceptible to heart attacks”
•then you’d flip shit on Peter for not calling you. -“and you Parker Pete! You didn’t call me??”
•completely ignoring the fact that Peter is spiderman.
•dropping by during training sessions.
•getting sent out bc you’re too distracting.
•convincing Tony to let you go public school so you can 'monitor’ Peter’s progress.
•Peter showing off your friendship to everyone.
•picking up Ned and Peter in one of Tony’s flashy cars just to prove Flash wrong.
•sticking up for Peter 99.9% of the time.
•Peter being grateful for having you as a friend.
•you end up crushing on Peter haaaard -it being painfully obvious to everyone but Peter -Ned teasing you for it until the end of time.
•he asks you out at one of Liz’s parties during 7 minutes of heaven. -“so- *kiss*-I was thinking- *kiss*-maybe later we could- *kiss*” -“yes Peter I’ll go out with you”
•keeping it a secret from Tony bc he thinks dating will interfere with Peter being Spiderman.
•dating for like a year behind Tony’s back.
•the avengers finding out bc Wanda accidentally reads your thoughts one day :) -“you made out with Peter?” -“WHo toLd yOu ThAt?”
•overprotective mother!Steve Rogers.
•dates swinging above the New York skyline.
•Peter sneaking into your room when he gets hurt.
•making up crazy excuses when Tony almost barges into your room. -“IM ON MY PERIOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” -“I’m too old for this”
•Tony inviting Peter to team dinners. -holding hands under the table. -blowing kisses when Tony isn’t looking.
•makeout sessions on the roofs of sky scrapers.
•attempting to do the Spider-Man kiss. -“Peter I think we’re doing this wrong” -“No I got this” *web snaps* “AHhH”
•“Y/N NO” “Y/N YES”
•Ned being disturbed by your PDA.
•kisses by the lockers.
•flash flirting with you
•he’d like clench his jaw and glare and you’d find that really hot tbh.
•but then flash would say some dumb shit like “how’d penis Parker get a hot babe like you?”
•you almost breaking Flash’s arm
•Peter cheering you on.
•Slapping Peter’s ass at school when no ones looking
•Peter blushing all the time bc it happens on a daily basis
•Getting angry at your dad when he takes away Peter’s suit. -“Y/N talk to me” -“Not until you give Peter back his suit” -“he doesn’t deserve it” -“he deserves everything in the world and so much more than you. He tried to help you, but you didn’t listen!”
•Tony being hurt bc you’ve never fought with him before.
•him wondering why you’re defending Peter.
•it finally clicking that you’re dating Peter.
•Tony being mad at you for keeping it a secret.
•Peter not wanting to come between you and your dad’s close relationship
•coming to Peter’s defence when Tony tries to 'kill’ him. -“dad no! I love him” -“you love me?”
-“ew this is so sweet I can feel the diabetes already”
•PDA around the avengers tower after that -“The 'making out’ is disturbing me”
-“Peter! Peter! What time did the man go to the dentist?!’’
-”(Y/N) go away"
-“Tooth hurt-y! get it?”
•study dates -turning into makeout sessions -resulting in you guys being supervised by vision
•you trying on the suit -almost suffocating -accidentally swinging out into the streets of New York -you going to hospital -lectures from Tony.
•getting the talk from Wade -crying afterwards bc Wade is weird. -Tony trying to kill Wade
•“PETER NO” “PETER YES”
•passing notes in class
•staring at each other in class
•detentions together -resulting in you making out in the back. -resulting in you guys getting kicked out of detention -never getting detention from other teachers bc they are disturbed by teen romance
•girl talks with Michelle and Liz -Ned and Peter trying to spy on you guys -Ned and Peter treating it like a secret mission and having code names. -“Nedstar 101, I have visual on the birds” -“copy that Peterpiper” -“you know we can see you guys right” -“abort mission! abort mission! We’ve been compromised!”
•getting mad when Peter doesn’t ask you to homecoming. -him being really confused bc he thought he didn’t have to ask since you guys were dating.
•Peter getting the silent treatment. -“BaBbBeeee” -“PlEASe talk to mEee”
•Asking Ned for help -failing miserably and making you even more mad.
•going to Tony for help -also failing miserably. -“she’s your daughter??? How did this go so wrong???” -“I don’t know!? I’m a failure!?”
•Peter sitting outside your bedroom door for like 2 hours. -forgiving him when you come home to find him sleeping there.
•tickle fights -Peter accidentally kicking you in the face. -going to the hospital again. -getting lectures from Tony and Steve.
•cooking with Aunt May
•May loves you
•girl talks with May -Peter trying to spy on these.
•going to Thai restaurants with May and Peter -sometimes Tony would come -things would get weird -Thai food puns
•May and Peter coming to spend family holidays with you and the avengers. -Tony being weird with Aunt May -reJectIoOoN
•Peter bringing you lunch bc you always forget to eat.
•Peter crying over the titanic -“Pete are you crying?” -“No this is liquid pride”
•Movie nights with the Avengers -Tony and Peter crying and laughing over the same scenes -you and the avengers being weirded out.
•Peter braiding your hair
•Playing with Peter’s hair -it helps him fall asleep or calm down from stress.
•falling asleep on one another -the avengers taking photos of you guys -someone knocking something over effectively waking you up. -proceed to you screaming at the avengers for like 5 minutes.
•you being the big spoon -Peter never admiting that to anyone. -you telling everyone.
•late night calls -effectively running up Tony’s phone bill. -“Y/N WHY IS YOUR CELL PHONE BILL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!” -“I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A PROBLEM I MEAN WE’RE BILLIONAIRES”
•Tony showing off you and Peter’s relationship -cos he’s a proud dad -uncle!Tony loves his spiderling.
•You making Peter the happiest he’s ever been and vice Versa.
these are really long and i didnt even write down every thing that i wanted to so i might do a part two just bc i love my son :’)
it all started when y’all got paired up for chem to do a lab
because practically the whole school knows of his crush on Liz Allen, you didn’t think you had a chance with him
but you could NOT have been more wrong
he was so nervous to go to the next class because he knew that he would actually have to communicate with you… for more than three seconds
as soon as he walks in and sees you staring to set everything up he kind of like *dies*
hE iS So NeRvoUs
and u just kind of look @ him like wtf dude calm down
he would try and talk but it was mainly him stuttering
but you found him sosossoosos cute (bc he’s my son obvi he’s a qt)
after ( to him ) being put through the most stressful time of his life, more stressful than fighting criminals as spiderman
he asks you if you want to go and get a sandwich with him after school
and thats kind of how everything started
ned either being annoyed with you two bc third wheeling or having the time of his life bc you guys are #besties
michelle always having something to say about u and peter
like; gross, ew, y/n how do u hold your breath the whole time u and peter are making out
“peter, baby, can you please take it down five notches”
(“y/n), BaBY, cAn YOU tAkE IT dOwN FiVe notCHes”
aLwAYs tOuChiNg YoU
arm around your shoulders
standing behind u and head on your head & arms around your waist
never ending amount of little kisses
peter finding u the legit cutest thing on this planet
his ‘creative’ way of telling you he is spiderman was picking you up for a date by swinging into your open window and then swinging you across new york
you almost passed out because heights but u knew that he would never let go of you
YOU WOULD GET TO MEND HIM AFTER FIGHTS AND STUFF
AND HES ALL WEAK AND SMILELY BC FEWYUBSIHJVV
and you’re the luckiest girl ever bc you’re the reason that he’s smiling all the time
u can bet your bottom dollar he would write love letters to u - ok maybe he wouldn’t like give them to u but he would defffinetly write them ok
may can always tell when peters talking to on the phone or y’all just hung out bc he’s skipping around the house with the widest smile & his eyes are sparkling
you beg for 4 weeks strait for him to let you try on the suit but “mr. stark said its not for anyone else baby.”
omg the amount of pet names for u; baby, babe, angel, darling, the first letter of your name, my love, and when he’s clingy;;babbbbyyyyyyyy
when you’re giving him the silent treatment he will give u puppy dog eyes, sit on you, and be super clingy
when he’s upset you’re the big spoon
GOD HES SO CLINGY THO LIKE IN GENERAL
but he’s not that big on pda
but he wants to be the big spoon 9/10 times bc he’s spiderMAN
asking u to homecoming
heart thumping so loud when y’all are slow dancing you can feel it so u put your head against his chest
HE ALMOST DIES WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP ON HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
bc you’re so angelic and look so peaceful and he cannot deal w it
he’s in constant awe of u if u weren’t already expecting that
telling happy about u all. the. time.
so when tony meets you, he has a proud dad attitude going on
ugh god peter wanted u to say the three words first
but one day when you were having a pillow fight or doing something else childish (idk) and it just kind of comes out when you’re laying on the sheets and your hair is all poofy and his is a little messy and you have the biggest smile and he had to close his eyes when he said it because he didn’t know what your reaction would be
and when he felt your hand on his cheek, he swore that he 1. never let out a bigger sigh of relief before 2. and never seen u smile so wide
and when u said it, he almost asked to leave the room because he was so elated
may absolutely adores u probs more than peter does
because she’s never had a daughter and she thinks you and peter should get married early ( she’s like 50/50 kidding&being dead serious ) bc she is CONVINCED that you are the best that he will eeveerrrrrrr do
probs the type of bf to act all tough and protective but will just stare the shit out of the asshole who steps a little to close for comfort
but lordy he just loves u and will protect u with his life
E-everyone, meet Spidey!~ *smiles as he gestures at the tall creature* H-he is…friendly!~ *pats Spidey on the head* V-very sweet at heart, j-just wants some love!~
(ooc: He also goes by Mc Ticklefingers now….He is a very big baby, likes simple things, walks on the beach, the screams of a thousand souls, candy…. I tried to go for spooky like my original Bendy drawing on DA, did it work?~ I hope you all like em!~ He is fond of the person who named him, @darling-alice-angel !~)
Imagine Jun randomly coming to check up on you because he knows how stressed you get during exam month.
You fiddled with the pen between your fingers, trying to comprehend the notes your friend lent you to study for the exam. You had reviewed the notes multiple times and emailed your professor a dozen times, however you just seemed to not understand the information in front of you.
You had been studying for a few hours with no breaks and your head hurt from all the coffee and energy drinks you had drank to stay awake. By now it was midnight on a Wednesday and you were officially ‘fucked’ for tomorrow. On more than one occasion, you had heard things and voices that hadn’t been calling you, and you had even taken a small five minute break at 11 to eat an orange.
Setting the pen down in frustration, you leaned back in your chair and rubbed your temples. You didn’t understand why you couldn’t figure your way through the formula like you had been able to do with the others. “How am I supposed to solve this if I can’t even understand the formula?” You cried to yourself, whining as you couldn’t figure out the problem.
A loud knock came upon your door amidst your whines and you stopped. Wondering who the hell would be knocking on your apartment door at midnight. Walking out of your room, you peered your head around the corner of the hallway and at your front door where the now faint knocking was coming from.
“(Y/n)!” A familiar voice called to you from the other side of the door. “It’s me, Jun!” You were relieved to say the least, glad that a crazy, yet polite killer wasn’t going to murder you before your finals. Although you’d be kinda glad to be free from the studying and stress, laughing to yourself, you walked the short way to the door and unlocked it.
You opened the door to reveal an extremely cheerful Jun. “Hey Jun, nice of you to pop in at midnight.” You joked, trying to pull your mind from all the studying you’ve been doing.
Jun laughed lightly, looking at your disheveled appearance. He knew you had been stuck in your room all day, studying in hopes of getting high scores on your next exams. “I bet you’ve been studying all day for that exam later,” he finally spoke, “and I bet you’re really tired.”
Grabbing your hand, he pulled you inside your apartment, closing the door with a kick. Dragging you to your closet, he threw you a jacket and grabbed a brush, combing down your hair to make you seem somewhat presentable.
“So how about you take a break for a bit and go on a walk with me?” He suggested, “we can even buy some snacks.”