baby boys pls


Harry Potter Art Challenge- Day Eight : Favorite Quote

This is a quote from Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire. I thought it fit every character in the book so..

I’m sorry I’m rushing this so much but I have no time

Commission Me

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Why isn't the Heroes of Olympus a TV show? Why can't every chapter or two be one episode and every book be one season? Everything would come together perfectly. I mean, Rick's writing style already suits an insanely awesome action-packed TV series, let's all be honest. Plus, this would open up so many more gif-making and fanfiction-writing opportunities for the population of tumblr. I wish Rick would open his heart to turning his work into a TV show/movie once again even though his precious masterpiece that is Percy Jackson was trashed and shamed by the movies. I would watch the hell out of that show. And let's be honest, we all want Percabeth, Frazel, Caleo, and Jasper brought to life on the screen, don't we? DON'T WE?

♥ нappy вιrтнday, ѕнιro! ♥ 2•29

i couldn’t wait to post this on his birthday.. so happy early birthday, my fav space dad! i can’t believe he’s turning 5! they grow up so fast,,..

  • The VLD Fandom a week ago:
  • Crazy Anti Klance shippers: CRAZY PEDOS!
  • Crazy Anti Seith shippers: B U T W A I T! UR PEDOS TOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
  • Crazy Anti Kallura shippers: You bitches better realize that KEITH IS NOT FUCKING GAY!!!!
  • All of them: *continuous hurtful arguing and death threaths*
  • The VLD Fandom right now:
  • Klance shippers: *ugly sobbing* Keeeeiiithhh???
  • Seith shippers: *nodding vigorously* Keith *cries*
  • Kallura shippers: Keeiith!!! *weeps*
  • All of them: *hugging in tears*
  • Me: Damn, can't it be like this everyday?!?!?
  • Me: *grabs popcorn* Alright! Let's see how long it takes for the spell to wear off! Hope it lasts a while!
hi trans dad here

PLEASE DONT BIND FOR MORE THAN TWO HOURS WHEN YOU FIRST GET YOUR BINDER AND BUILD UP TO HAVING IT ON FOR LONGER AND PLEASE DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN YOUR BINDER OR WEAR IT FOR OVER TEN HOURS PLEASE YOU W I L L DAMAGE YOUR RIBS AND BREASTS i am panic for my small baby boys and babby childs pls be careful listen to advice of older trans people and nonbinary ppl pls pls listen to your body



  • so the first time peter gets rlly soft around michelle is a lil after he tells her that he’s spider-man
  • so it’s cool now right cos mj is the person who calls him out on his shit
  • or will occasionally grab ned’s headset and yell at him if he’s doing something reckless on a mission
  • and they don’t have to be extra cautious around her anymore- which they weren’t actually
  • which is how she found out
  • and mj does a lot of research and takes first aid classes and eventually becomes his official spidey nurse
  • so one day he climbs through her window, expecting to see her reading a book on his bed
  • but she’s not there
  • and he’s like ‘tf’
  • bc no offense but where else would she be on a friday night
  • but as he’s climbing into her room he makes a whole lot of noise
  • and he hits his head on the window
  • “ow! shit, that hurt!”
  • and then mj runs into the room
  • and oH MY GOD
  • he looks at the baby the way ned looked at him when he saw him on the ceiling
  • “would you relax, spider-man? it’s just a baby.”
  • and somehow, peter manages to think of the impossible
  • “am i going to be a dad?”
  • even i, the biggest peter the dramatic dork™ supporter, facepalmed at that
  • i just wanna throw it out there that they’re not actually together so you can imagine michelle’s reaction when he said that
  • “what?!”
  • she’s genuinely scared because she can’t tell if he’s joking around or if he’s actually looks serious because he looks super scared
  • “…what?”
  • “he’s not mine, peter. or yours.” she rolls her eyes
  • and then she looks at the state he’s in and shoves the baby into his hands all whilst yelling
  • “support the head! support the-I SAID SUPPORT THE HEAD!!!!”
  • and then she gets her first aid kid and patches him up as the baby walks around her room
  • he’s 11 months old, relax
  • so they’re both cross legged on the floor and as she’s trying to put a plaster on a scar on his forehead,
  • the baby giggles and leaps into her arms
  • basically hugging her but he’s rlly tiny so he’s super smol and the baby is basically just curlin up on michelle
  • making her giggle
  • and with any other person, peter would feel a little awkward
  • but it’s michelle
  • and her eyes are shut tight and she’s hugging the baby so close
  • and he’s hugging her back
  • it’s adorable
  • and he wants to join in on the hug too!
  • “yay! cuddles!”
  • so he mimicks the baby
  • and because he’s spider-man,
  • he ends up tackling mj and the baby to the floor
  • “peter! the baby!”
  • she’s holding the baby close to her stomach now, and she’s looking down at the baby in worry but she’s also smiling at it
  • and he’s holding himself up by his arms that are on both sides of her head
  • i mean, he’s basically pinning her to the floor sooooooo
  • and he’s looking down at the two of them
  • it feels strangely intimate although michelle is his best friend??
  • so he wonders if it’s just the tiredness kicking in
  • and he asks her if he can crash at her place
  • she says yes, obviously because her parents are away on business trips anyway
  • so she tells him to make himself at home and she goes to put the little baby to sleep
  • peter learns later that she’s babysitting her nephew, mike
  • and her aunt’s gonna pick him up soon
  • he needs a towel and some clothes because he needs to take a shower so he calls for mj and she doesn’t answer
  • but then he stops in the doorway of the guest room when he sees mj
  • she’s holding mike close to her and she’s rocking him back and forth as she hums the tune of some beyonce song (typical michelle, honestly)
  • mike yawns and she gasps because it’s so damn adorable
  • inspired by that one zendaya gif
  • and peter’s heart melts
  • bc even though they’re like bestiesss! now
  • peter’s only ever seen her cry or coo during the up movie
  • y’all already know what part i’m talking about
  • and this whole night has been making him feel some type of way
  • he can’t quite put his finger on it
  • but all he knows is that he might want to be a dad one day if it meant getting an adorable baby
  • he also knows that mj is going to be a great mother one day
  • so he tells her that
  • and she smiles for a second but she calls him a loser and tells him he could borrow one of her older brother’s hoodies and she tosses her sweatpants at him
  • bc this boy may be smol but he has rlly broad shoulders ok and mj is tall but she’s actually rlly tiny and petite
  • and in a few months, he’ll tell ned about his inevitable MAJOR crush on mj, and when ned will ask him when he started crushing on mj,
  • he’ll look back at that night and realise that maybe he’s always thought about mj like that
  • that it had always been michelle, and that it will always be michelle
  • ok gn

The day Marner/Matthews/Nylander is traded I will sue the leafs sorry but it’s only rational