baby birth announcement

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Midnight crack theories!

So I know a lot of people think the online reference number (526766) in the birth announcement is a hex color code (and it probably is - hence crack theory) but I was thinking what if it was a cipher/code and with the comment about Sherlock always being on his phone I checked it with a phone keypad and the only meaningful combo I got was “Lamson” -

George Henry Lamson was an American doctor/murderer in Victorian England who killed with poisoned (aconite) cake.

There was also a major American murder trial where that (David) Lamson was accused of murdering his wife - only notable because a consultant on the case EO Heinrich was known as “The Sherlock Holmes of Berkeley” and was a “consulting criminologist.”

Putting this out there today December 13th, 2016 in case anything comes of it.

Bonus post with a bit more info on the American Lamson case here: http://mint-doesnt-have-an-account.tumblr.com/post/154482418252/more-on-lamson
Evie Maeve Hoekema, born Feb 16, 2017

We are overcome with joy at the arrival of our baby girl, Evie Maeve Hoekema! 

After forty-eight hours with Aura in off-again-on-again labor, Evie made her grand chaotic entrance on February 16, 2017, at 12:50 a.m. She’s completely adorable and healthy; 7 pounds and 11 ounces; and 20 inches of soft skinned pure love. Aura was so brave throughout labor and is in quite a lot of pain, but recovering nicely. Evie Maeve did not come easily into this world, and I don’t think she’s gonna go easy on this world! Her name means life. May she know it in abundance. May she live life with her whole heart. 

We can’t believe our little girl is here!

Love comes to us, and love to you all. Thank you for being a part of our life. We can’t wait for you to be a part of Evie’s.

Welcome to this week’s baby name game - a new type! The challenge this week is to name 3 or more children using names from the babies whose births were announced this time last year on The Name Garden!

Here are your choices! I’ve added in January’s birth announcements too, as we had very little announcements in the two months!

Girls First Names
Sigrid, Annabelle, Olivia, Sophia, Emilia, Aashna, Jolie, Seraphina, Emmeline, Clementine, Isabella, Florence, Layla

Girls Middle Names
Kristina, Catharine, James, Olivia, Grace, Brynn, Rae, Victoria, Alexia, Primrose, Suzanne, Alexandra, May, Eve

Boys First Names
Isaiah, Atlas, Caleb, Caspar, Wolf, Owen, Ward, Lochlan, Rocco, Rigney, Elias, Kobe, Talon, Jack, Cruz, Ace

Boys Middle Names
Michael, Alexander, Gene, Reece, Dillon, Bartlett, Charles, Owens, Robin, Cooper, Eduardo, Montojo, William, Achille, Wells

I’d have:
Emmeline Grace, Annabelle May & Jack Alexander.

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Lila May gave birth to two baby Peruvians today. 💙💜

We had a tough time calling Lila May as pregnant, as she is a big girl. We finally felt movement for sure two weeks ago. Today she delivered these two awesome babies. One boy and one girl. 💙💜

The GA female will be staying here, but we may have to let the SA male go. Argh!! Such beautiful babies. 😍Have some thinking to do.

Mom is doing well. She is enjoying some lettuce and taking it easy.

The Last 48 Hours

I just think the way the last 24 hours has unfolded in the media is interesting:

  • 18 May: A new song is registered under Harry’s name, “Little Boat” 
  • 18 May: The Irish Independent writes a story rehashing the Johnny McDaid quotes about Harry writing a lot in the last 3 years
  • 18 May: Louis & Danielle are papped on a yacht in the middle of the fucking Pacific Ocean darn the bad luck
  • 18 May: Louis & Danielle leave Cabo in the afternoon 
  • 19 May: Harry is papped having dinner with Christopher Nolan on the set of Dunkirk
  • 19 May: Louis & Briana are papped exchanging Freddie in a Calabasas Starbucks parking lot
  • 20 May: The pictures of Louis & Briana exchanging Freddie in a Calabas parking lot are published 
  • 20 May: Other press outlets including the BBC, Daily Mail and Sun pick up the Johnny McDaid story after a full day has passed

In the days around the Hell Yacht,  Harry had 4 songs registered on ASCAP listing him as “solo performer.” This was done on 29 December 2015. 

Days later, on 11 January, they were updated and he was no longer listed as the “solo performer” and just as a writer, but the articles were already published to coincide with the Jeff pics from the Yacht to heavily imply Harry was going solo. The 4 songs that were registered with Harry as the “solo performer” were co-written with guess who!

Johnny McDaid

And yet, here we are 5 months later, and no solo Harry announcement. In fact, they’re trying to push the solo Harry narrative again using Johnny McDaid who was a part of the push back in December and that turned out to be nothing, too. They added the Steal My Girl writer as someone who also knows nothing but thinks Harry would be a great solo artist. 

All this to say it feels awfully familiar in character, tone and timeline. Bonus points for the Harry & Louis tandem press push. 

dailymail.co.uk
Louis Tomlinson's 'baby news' gets the meme treatment
All manner of shareable items were doing the rounds on Twitter, under the hash tag #WelcomeBabyTomlinson, but the shipping of Louis and Harry emerged as a favourite theme.

Rumours Louis Tomlinson and his former fling Briana Jungwirth have welcomed a baby boy into the world spread like wild fire online on Thursday.

And while there’s been no official confirmation from the parents-to-be, One Direction’s fandom relished the opportunity to put their creativity to the test as they translated their excitement over the apparent arrival of the band’s first baby into hilarious memes on Friday.

All manner of shareable snippets were doing the rounds on Twitter, under the hash tag #WelcomeBabyTomlinson, but a favourite theme emerged - the shipping of 24-year-old Louis and his band mate Harry Styles, i.e. Larry.

Leading the way in the humour stakes was a poorly Photoshopped image depicting mother Harry and father Louis cradling two babies which had Liam Payne’s and Niall Horan’s faces covering the original.

Another particularly laughable shot saw a user edit a pap photo of the boys to show Harry carrying a baby on his front while doting dad Louis pushed a pram with a bottle of milk in hand.

Mocking the furore over his possible fatherhood, the user captioned the image: ’#WORLDEXCLUSIVE: Take a look in the future! #WelcomeBabyTomlinson.’

Another went to the trouble of amending a stock image of a pregnant woman to make it look as though it was Harry who was carrying Louis’ baby.

His face and even his tattooed arms were pasted onto the photo to make it look disturbingly genuine.

Meanwhile, others chose to focus on the fact Niall, 22, has nothing to do with the situation in the eyes of the band’s most devout fans.

One resourceful social-media user delved into the archives to dig out a series of images showing the Irish star walking out of shot, rolling a suitcase beside him.

’#WelcomeBabyTomlinson Trend got me like,’ the attached comment read.

Another posted an animated collage of Niall, 22, at a press call, suggesting it mirrored his reaction to the baby drama.

The outpouring of creative interpretations come after multiple fan accounts announced the arrival of Louis and Briana’s child - some of which claiming it’s a boy named Jacob

A woman claiming to be the expectant California girl’s grandmother posted a lengthy message on Instagram, seemingly confirming the online rumours.It read: ‘Louis just let Ur heart dance. U now have another you. A gift that will want to be just like YOU.’

Love him & my young grandchild that gave him to you. LET her know she’s special. She just wanted to love U not even knowing who U were or your profile Ur & reputation. Be free & just LIVE. It’s simple. Not complex (sic).’

A representative for Louis is yet to respond to MailOnline’s request for comment.

Meanwhile, a friend of Louis told MailOnline singer is plans to be a hands-on dad and support his ex in any way he can.

The pal said: ‘Although they’re not romantically involved, Louis thinks Briana is a great woman and will be a fabulous mother.

'Louis has been helping Briana financially and is prepared to get stuck in with all the tasks that caring for a baby demands.’