baby astronaut

Guys first night alone with the new baby?

Sure thing, hope you enjoy!

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • when you leave for the night, you don’t know what you’re expecting.
  • the second you’re out the door he’s immediately stressed and has no idea what to do.
  • he has NO idea how to entertain babies, so he takes to just keeping it as safe as possible.
  • that is, until the baby gets a hold of his hair.
  • ninety percent of the night is spent attempting to untangle the baby, who actually seems to be enjoying this and is laughing hysterically.
  • he is much less amused, but at least the baby is happy??? ?
  • when you get home, Shinguuji is bent over a high chair with a hair-drowned baby in the seat.
  • you should probably untangle them…something tells you the baby won’t be able to sleep with Shinguuji looming eerily over their tiny sleeping form.
  • but the look on his face is priceless.

Rantarou Amami

  • he promises you that everything is going to be just fine! he wishes you a good night and escorts you out the door, promising all the way that he won’t take his eyes off the baby, even for a second!
  • the moment you’re out the door and down the street, he notices something.
  • the baby is gone.
  • he immediately panics, fully forgetting where he’s put it, going absolutely mad trying to find it. 
  • it has to be here somewhere.
  • by the time you get home, he’s absolutely terrified, he can’t find the baby anywhere, he knows you’re going to freak.
  • he opens the door for you.
  • “You still haven’t put her to bed?! Look at her, she’s out cold!”
  • Amami looks down.
  • at the baby.
  • strapped to his chest in a front carrier.
  • ……………………….
  • right. that’s where she was.

Ouma Kokichi

  • you already do not trust him with the baby even slightly.
  • it takes a LOT of convincing for you to believe that you can leave him home alone with the baby.
  • finally, you’re out the door, albeit nervous.
  • where Korekiyo lacks, Ouma excels.
  • the baby loves him.
  • he can pull a million funny faces, he knows how to make the baby laugh, making people laugh is his specialty!
  • the baby can barely get a breath in with how hard it’s laughing, so he decides to take a break and actually care for it, though he keeps it smiling throughout. 
  • he gives it a little more dessert than intended, but that doesn’t matter so much.
  • fun dad!
  • he has a little too much fun, because the baby wears out quickly and so does he.
  • when you arrive home and nobody’s there to greet you at the door, the first thing you do is panic and run upstairs.
  • what you do expect to see is some kind of disaster.
  • what you don’t expect to see is Ouma in the crib, arm and legs hanging limply outside the walls of the crib, free arm draped across the baby sleeping on his chest.
  • you’re amazed that the baby can sleep over his snoring.
  • you decide not to wake them.

Shuuichi Saihara

  • he practically begs you not to leave him alone with the baby.
  • he has NO IDEA what he’s doing!
  • he’s never taken care of a baby on his own before! this is stressful!
  • but you’ve laid out every diet, every emergency number, every spare outfit he could possibly need, and you trust him.
  • as soon as you’re gone, he’s nervous.
  • he doesn’t know how to keep the baby happy.
  • he doesn’t know how to keep the baby safe.
  • he does his best, but anybody could tell the baby was sad, and anybody could tell what that meant.
  • the second the baby starts crying, Saihara SNAPS.
  • he’s coddling it, cooing over it, finding any way he can to get it to stop, but it just doesn’t.
  • it’s been crying for HOURS.
  • he doesn’t know what else to do, so here he is, sprawled out on the floor, the baby crying on his stomach.
  • he is staring at the ceiling.
  • saihara is a broken man.
  • next time, you guys just hire a babysitter.

Kaito Momota

  • one night, that’s all you asked.
  • one night for a business trip, you’d be back in the morning.
  • you were hesitant at first, but he promised you he could handle this, so you decided to trust him.
  • that was your first mistake.
  • when you got home, you had no idea what you were looking at.
  • ambulances, reporters, police, and…scientists?
  • your house was swarmed.
  • and in the middle of it, Kaito, looking dead at you, his face showing his emotions perfectly. 
  • the emotions of “S/O is going to murder me in cold blood for this.”
  • you only have to listen to the crowd for a fleeting moment, and then you’re livid.
  • “How does it feel to know your child is the first baby astronaut?!”
  • “How did you make a rocket with just a blender and some car parts?!”
  • “How do you intend to get the child down?!”
  • “Is the rocket sustainable?!”
  • you’re boiling with rage as you storm through the crowd, and then, there’s panic.
  • you look up into the sky just in time to witness an explosion.
  • oh god.
  • oh god.
  • the crowd is panicked, it had to have been the rocket, it was definitely the rocket, the rocket Kaito had thought it a good idea to put your child in.
  • Kaito watches, his mouth hanging open.
  • something is falling.
  • the crowd is dead silent as the baby drops into Kaito’s arms, perfectly unscathed, fast asleep.
  • “Well! That’s that then! Safe and sound.”
  • he says it so casually.
  • what the fuck is your life.
  • you two are gonna have a LONG talk about blasting the baby into space without consulting each other.


  • although he’s EXTREMELY nervous, he promises he can handle this.
  • he’s extensively read every online manual for babysitting and childcare!
  • so when you leave, you trust that the baby is in good hands.
  • and actually, everything goes according to plan!
  • he takes perfect care of your new baby and keeps them moderately happy all night.
  • food is perfect, playtime is perfect, bedtime is perfect.
  • no struggle!
  • good job Kiibo!

Gonta Gokuhara

  • he’s admittedly worried about a couple of things.
  • what if the baby finds a bug of his and gets scared?
  • you promise him the baby is too young to wander off on their own.
  • what if he’s too scary for the baby?
  • you point out that the baby’s never had a problem with Gonta.
  • what if he’s too strong and accidentally hurts the baby?
  • you assure him he’s been nothing but gentle with the baby, through and through.
  • finally, he agrees to watch the baby for the night. 
  • he’s not too bad at keeping the baby entertained, they like him a lot!
  • but he runs into some trouble making sure to do things on time.
  • late for dinner, late for bed, late for pretty much everything.
  • but really, other than that, there’s not a problem to be had!
  • good job Gonta!

Ryouma Hoshi

  • you really just need a night to relax, a night to go out and enjoy yourself.
  • you tell him that, and right away you can feel that you may not get it.
  • and then he outright refuses to watch the baby.
  • he doesn’t trust himself, not for a second.
  • you plead, and as much as he wants to please you, he just can’t.
  • he doesn’t trust himself.
  • he doesn’t trust his temper.
  • …he’s afraid.
  • you hire a babysitter for that night instead.
Space, Dude

Characters: Sam x Reader, Dean

Prompt: The odd challenge, my number was 6. Post explaining more thoroughly can be found here.

Words: 720

Warnings: Fluff and just a giggly, drunk reader. Be responsible when you drink. 

Originally posted by science

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“John’s not what you could call the talkative type, but he’s got a good solid sense of humor, which is a prerequisite in this space business. Without one, you’re in a bad way when the glitches come.”

-Gus Grissom on his partner John Young in Gemini! (1968)


[clears throat]

A rise in mercury sometimes mars life on earth, how else would nature planet?

Does Neil Armstrong ever space out?

He knew everything about constellations, some might say his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.

How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

How does a man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

How does the earth get clean? It takes a meteor shower!

I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.

Mooning is lunacy.

Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.

Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen. One said the show was fantastic. The other agreed but added ‘Most of it was over my head.

Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor!

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar. 

Where would an astronaut park his space ship? A parking meteor! 

At what time do astronauts eat? At launch time. 

What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter. 

What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter.

What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a fruit that goes into space? A coco-naut.

What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick. 

What did the librarian say to the astronaut? Find space for a book. 

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full. 

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket. 

How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats! 

Why don’t people like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere. 

What do Astronauts eat on? Flying Saucers! 

 Where do astronauts grab a drink? At the spacebar! 

What do you call a space explorer that talks smack? A sass-tronaut! 

Why is Saturn so rich? Because it has lots of rings! 

What does an astronaut eat for breakfast? Nothing, he went out for launch. 

How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter. 

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? He Apollo-gises. 

Oooh I have a space pun but I need a little longer to planet.

I’d tell you a joke about space, but… its too, out of this world! 

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!

What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes!

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

twdgislife  asked:

Headcannons for Ian and the reader having a toddler?


  • He has probably researched for all the things regarding taking care of a toddler. So in the beginning it would be rather frustrating for you because you’d be the only one who knows what to do. 
  • “How do I make him stop crying?!” “Hold him and rock him.” “What.” “It’s not rocket science, Ian.” 
  • He’d be very careful in holding the baby until he gets used to the feeling. Afterwards, you’d have to pry the kid off of him; he won’t let go that easily.
  • He always gives him piggy back rides (when the kid gets slightly bigger) and holds him on his shoulders cause your kid loves it. 
  • The type of dad who’d be rather patient when feeding the baby and would use ‘Here comes the airplane’ to get him to open his mouth. He’d only lose his marbles when the baby starts making a mess out of himself and his surroundings—he won’t have any idea what to do at that, so he’ll call you to clean the mess. 
  • Makes sure to tuck the baby in before going to sleep.
  • He adoooores talking to the baby—to the point of frustrating you. He’d tell him the most meaningless of things and he’s the one that tells the story at night. 
  • “Ian, stop trying to make our baby an astronaut…” “But [naaaaame]!”
  • “And you see? This is why we hate Leafy, because he is—“ “Ian!” “…not a nice person.”
  • He’d make the baby laugh with his gay retard accent.
  • He probably loves filming your kid do stupid stuff around the house, so casual-like. 
  • He’d be very proud of the toddler’s first steps and keeps on being very encouraging.
  • Let’s the baby sleep on his chest while watching TV on the couch. You find them both asleep later and make sure to take a couple of pictures.
  • He honestly doesn’t mind if your kid breaks something or starts drawing on the walls. He’d only enjoy your kid’s happiness and cute giggle—that is until you get home. His whole hair will stand on edge when he suddenly hears “IAAAAAAAAAN!!” 
  • He’d be careful to not let the kid put foreign stuff in his mouth. He won’t hear the end of it.
  • His reaction to the baby’s first words is pure happiness and excitement. He’d regret not having his camera on him to film it. 
  • “[name]! Come here, he said his first word!” You’d obviously be rather disappointed that you weren’t there to hear it, but if he was happy, then you were too. “What did he say?” “He said ‘lablab’.” “…That’s not even a word, Ian.” To prove you wrong, he’d Google it. “It is! It’s a tropical Asian plant of the pea family!” “Ian, I highly doubt our child has Asian ancestors or has spent enough time around Joji to know what that is…” 
  • You better keep your kid away from the Rocket team, Max and Joji. Whenever they came over, they’d try to teach your innocent baby naughty words, just to annoy you. The worst part was that the kid loved Ian’s friends to death. Even Ian might join in their quest—after pretending to be an angel in front of you with “George, Max, please don’t use such foul language around my child”. When you’re gone: “Dude, let’s teach him how to say cunt.” 
  • You’d chase them with a wooden spoon afterwards. And ban them from being near your child for less than five feet. 
  • You’d secretly teach your baby to say ‘Daddy’ and he’d be soo happy when he hears that the first word is ‘dad’. Maybe he’d even tear up a bit.
  • For Halloween, you’d be Princess Peach, Ian is Luigi and your kid’s a mushroom. Totally Ian’s idea because he can’t get enough of that costume. 
  • You lowkey adore when your kid so heartily laughs whenever Ian calls out for ‘Meriou’. 
  • Ian would buy your kid loads of toys (or just give him the ones he used in videos). 
  • He surely isn’t the one that wakes up in the middle of the night because your baby’s crying. He’s a very grumpy sleeper so you’ve got no choice, sorry. Unless you’d be really tired from a hard day.
  • Misses sex the most and he knows he can’t do it when the kid might interrupt. You tried once; didn’t end up well.
  • He’d take you on a lot of outdoor trips. 
  • Regarding changing diapers: he’d do it since he did a lot more disgusting stuff than that so he doesn’t mind. But only if you ask him to do so cause he’s too lazy. 
  • Lots of family photos with each important step.
  • He introduces the baby to dogs; the dogs love the kid to death and viceversa. 
  • He does not mind giving the baby baths.
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