• me: *looks at Thorin*
  • me: precious dwarf king baby. protect at all costs. ohhhno baby babno you need all the hugs he tries so hard you guys. just. thorin bb U TRIED BABY U TRIED SO HARD
  • me: *also looks at Thorin*
  • me: this fucking disaster KING UNDER TRASH MOUNTAIN oh my god. oh my god how do you function. no. stop it. just. stop. stop everything youre doing you NEED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE YOU ABSOLUTE TRASH PILE.