remember when we could go about our daily lives without this constant cockles extravaganza

when scott and stiles grow up and marry each other or qpp it up or SOMETHING and inevitably adopt a baby, they’re just gonna call it dude all the time like “hey dude good morning!!!” and “eat your carrots dude” and then when it cries be like “dude really?? okay fine i’ll cuddle you” they’re just gonna be one little happy family of dudes, a Dude Family 

“The cuckoo bird,” she said. “You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds’ nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.”
 "Enormous?“ said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?”
 "It was an analogy.“
 "I am not fat.”

-The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare

I’m still trying to understand how the grounders created a new language in 98-99 years like that makes no sense lmao if a baby was born when the war happened there could be a possibility that baby could still be alive so you’re telling me a whole new language was created in 1 life span and it spread all over the states

Baby's rules for Daddy


•Must be fair
•Must be gentle
•Must be good at cuddles
•Must let baby sit on daddy’s lap a lot
•Must never yell at baby
•Must be understanding and
•Must explain things to baby when
baby doesn’t understand
•Must love baby a lot


anonymous asked:

Hey Amy, you remember that mother who spoke about Los Robles? There was an addendum to the post, with pic proof that makes it v plausible for Briana to have given birth there, handwritten bracelet, sofa and all. Ignore the blog name (ugh) but it's only fair that we keep our facts straight. harrysnotfookinlouis. tumblr. com/post/139085232743

yeah that was never a major deal breaker for me. If that’s the one listed on the BC and the BC is legit…then i’m not questioning whether that was the hospital used. the hospital itself hasnt played a part in whether i think the baby is real or not. 

just as a side note: i do find it odd that they would use handwritten bracelets in this day and age tho (esp on a baby when most hospitals do barcode matching or whatever to prevent baby stealing)