babies ugh why are they all so cute

Looks™ by Even

lets start off with mr. hot and movie star even, just casually sitting there with his feet propped up on the table like nbd and don’t be fooled, he actually is this flawless 

imma just take a moment to now mention joint-tucked-behind-my-ear even, its crucial to show how extra even really is

and just for the aesthetic, imma add the oh so famous remake of the talk show host scene where even is a literal movie star figure and he just HAS to bring out the shades because he’s that guy

we got some lounging!even w his hood up, no shoes, chilling on the floor action going on. theres more hoodie up action coming up, stay tuned 

now this is just put in here because even is just so effortlessly beautiful but this is even tryna act cool and collected but secretly his heart is beating super fast

now for one of my personal favorites, the time where even got us ALL shook with his extra ass self, with the whole jean jacket shoulder thing going on. honestly, he’s too extra, why is he like dis

LETS NOT LET THIS MASTERPIECE BE FORGOTTEN 

next we got wet hair and wet body and wet shirt and just WET even with his shoulders just there being all broad and hot and ugh wow what a look (shook)

hey we got another example of this hood up cute look by even. what a puppy. what a lil baby. isaks lil baby. so cute wow, PLUS he’s wearing our favorite shirt thats been passed around

now we got “hey we just had a magical day which included lots of great conversations and cuddling and i slept over but i snuck out in the morning and haven’t spoken to you in like 2 days but hey im back and imma fuck around and hook up with sonja in 2 days but i look good” look. honestly what even is that scarf

another personal favorite, frat boy, super chill and laid back even. honestly, ill be very offended if i don’t see this kind of guy in frat parties next year when im off at university. that is all.

ok now my heart is breaking at this one but here is “i just broke your heart and my own heart but im just going to watch over you by a distance and hope you’re out and sneak drawings into your locker and pocket and ill still love and wait for you and maybe purposely run into you in the shop” look

heres a lil sad puppy whose terribly in love and just wants to b loved and saved in return and is sorry for leaving but is also really horny and wants to fuck

and now we got even being the flawless being that he is and rocking the whole white shirt thing with isaks grey sweatpants. “mr. cooking in the kitchen the morning after. mr. i didn’t leave this time, im here, i love you. mr. I LOVE GABRIELLE. mr. say im the man of your dreams” look with his signature lil hair piece flopping on his forehead

self explanatory. we can’t forget even’s pale ass getting mAC DONAldSS

bringing back another personal fav: the look where even is terrified and super in love but he’s also really ill and just needs someone to save him and be there for him. protect this boy at all costs please

here we have cuddly and sleepy and ill even but not to worry! isak is there for him, saving him right back. how adorable is he

this look is actual proof that even bech naesheim is the literal sun and he’s very beautiful and deserves all the love and support from the world. isaks grey sweatpants are making a comeback!!! and also the reused hoodie

and to finish off with another one of my favorites, the happy!even look. so cute and happy and disgustingly in love with his lover and its the perfect look to finish off the season and hopefully that look was proof he’s season 4 main LMAO IM OUT

The Wedding Planner (Part 6)

Summary: Being a wedding planner is all fun and games until suddenly you’re saved from an accident by the man of your dreams–later discovering that he happens to be your latest client’s fiancé.

Word Count: 2,211. (yikes long part)

A/N: Honestly this gif just breaks my heart, but it’s basically the mood for the whole part. Shit is starting to go downhill now in the series. As always, please feel free to leave me comments or asks to let me know what you thought!

*Special Thank You to @spidweeb for proof reading/editing this part out for me! You the real one, fam.

The Wedding Planner Masterlist

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anonymous asked:

I like whole pet names ideas 😊. What pet names would Suga, Namjoon, and Jackson use.

Oh, 3 guys I know very well! This is a good one! 

Suga: Suga is an introvert, he’s calm and reserved. He doesn’t show a lot of emotion, but he really does care. He wouldn’t call you an endearing name often, but when he does it would be something special. Suga would call you: My love, My heart on extra lovey days and Jagi on the days he was feeling sweet. 

You wake up to Suga staring at you and ask him: “Oppa, what are you doing?” He answers: “I just can’t help, but to watch you sleep, my love.” *Feels cheesy for saying that and makes a face* 

Namjoon: Rapmon makes looking cool and suave effortless. When he’s around you though, he’s the opposite. Kinda quirky and a little bit of a klutz. We also know he’s really intelligent, and he can be caring in small ways, but he’s also stern when needed. He’s also into black culture and slang, as well as making his own. Rap Monster would call you: Bae, mama, Sexy

“Ok, Namjoon, you think you’re all bad, but you’re just a dork.” He looks back at you. “Okay, whatever you say, Sexy.” 

Jackson: Jackson is carefree, funny, friendly, he’s more than likely a hopeless romantic at heart. He can be very cute, but he also knows how to turn up the heat when needed. Honestly, I think he would come up with a ship name and use it to refer to you guys as a couple. lol. Jackson would choose to call you: baby, honey, and whatever ship name he came up with. 

*Jackson coming up with ship names that you think are all lame.* “baby, these are all good names, how can you not like them?” “Jackson, it’s so cheesy.” “Ugh! There’s no pleasing you! Why is this so hard?! LIFE is so hard!” 

I had fun with this one! 

pxiao  asked:

*deep breath* we know this was coming. Yuya

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite | LOVE BEYOND WORDS

i’m so

conflicted rn

cuz i know you wanna see me write out a whole entire fucking essay or something as to why i love him so much

but i literally don’t feel like i can put it all into words like legitimately i dont think i’ll ever be able to.

let’s just say just, personally, i relate to him so much somewhat in backstory (i was bullied as a kid too, tho for different reasons, etc.) but mostly in personality. like even before arc v, my most fav thing has been making people laugh & happy so i kinda did the same thing he would do at the beginning of arc v: hide my real feelings thru a smile and laugh along with those laughing at you. (i’ll admit that happened to me more often before going to college, so before arc v ever happened). so his story kinda really hit home for me in that respect. seeing his growth and overcoming his fears and learning to believe in himself and respecting himself more. but his character isn’t just all believe x believe & smiles either. he’s realistically flawed. he tends to think in his own little world a lot til someone snaps him out of it or bring others to his attention. he’s stubborn and reckless as heck. and he’s incredibly dense. but i think the most… inspiring thing about him imo is he displays all these qualities and flaws that are so relatable but also shows that, by his own will, he has great potential to become anything in his own way. plus he makes me really smile and always has a surprise up his sleeve that not even his friends expect. that’s a true entertainer right there, even if he or anyone else would say otherwise.

also he’s super goddamn fucking cute and pretty and i could stare at him all day.

*cries* uGH I’m telling you i could go on forever (and trust me i want to so badly but i’m controlling myself i need to stop) but either way it wouldn’t be enough like this isn’t even the half of it not even close.

Sexy Exo VS Weird Exo

(Y’all weird exo is going to happen next week when I have time cause school)

His man bun always had me fucked up

Sexy Luhan:

UGHHGHROI HE IS SO CUTE IS2G

WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE SEXY LIKE I DON’T UNDERSTAND!

STOP IT LUHAN UGH HES SO SEXY

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BITE HIS LIP OMFG

POP IT BABY OMFG BEAUTIFUL

I HATE MY LIFE WHY THEY ZOOM IN 

YALL WE ALL KNOW WHERE HES GOING WITH THAT SEXY ASF

OMFG SLAY ME PLEASEE 


Cold guy aka will choke you out with D.o

this man will always be the death of me I will never understand how he does it to me to the universe

He is cold guy but is he cold in the sheets ;) ima stop

HE IS SO SEXY HEY WASSUP GOT KRIS IN THE CUT “GAH DAMN”

MY FAVORITE MOMENT ON STAGE 

IMAGINE A TALL ASS PERSON HOVERING OVER YOU I WOULD DIE HOW DO YOU HUG THIS MAN??

I’ll gladly accept that kiss tbh  who’s coming to the wedding??

I’m bout to snatch exo like all your favs gone cause ima snatch them

I couldn’t like i had to post it

OMFG L I T SPELLS LIT AND HES LIT RN

This one goes out to I don’t give a shit or you got me fucked

MY BABY DADDY TAO

OMFG SLAY ME RN YOU MAY NOT BE IN EXO BUT YOUR IN MY HEARTU

LOOK AT HIM YALL THEN LOOK AT KRIS THESE TOO GOT ME FUCKED UP

MY MANS YALL 

YALL I GOTTA SEE MY MANS LIVE LIKE I FEEL LIKE YALL WOULD SEE ME ON THE NEWS “Girl Faintes after star Tao touches her”

DADDY ASF

UGH LOOK A T DADDY

MY soul is hurt

L I T spells Lit #TaoHun

OOHH MY GODDDD

LOOOOK AT HIS PARENTSSS. 

They look like such a happy little family. And his house looks so cute. Remember all of those edgy posts that were like “what if lars is like that bc his home life is terrible” “what if lars is an orphan and thats why hes so mean” Nah fam his parents look loving and supportive and my baby Lars is probably just mean because he’s insecure and lashes out and just wants to be a cool kid, but he doesn’t get that the cool kids are like some of the nicest kids in town. Also his mom is rocking that duck dress man. Ugh this ep needs to air now

ladygemini  asked:

Maraad, Illidan, Anduin and Genn for the ask meme!

WOW @ladygemini, this is quite the list!

Maraad | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead (?) | alive (?) | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

So I think Maraad is the crazy sexy hot ball of angst from the WoD cinematic series where he tells (the one and only) Varian Wrynn all about the orcs. But since I’m not 100% sure and managed to skip pretty much all of the WoD content thanks to XP boosts and a husband why flew me from zone to zone to powerlevel (aww) and I can’t be entirely sure the rest of the bolded options are just guesses based on that paladin beast from the cinematic. 

Illidan | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

This was almost too easy except that there aren’t enough adjectives to describe my love for the always-misunderstood Illidan. But since I think you’ve nailed him in Starsurge, can I take this opportunity to plug your amazing Starsurge ‘verse? And I can’t wait to read the next installment of Domesticity.

Anduin | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

Anduin is precious and I love him. It took me a long time to accept him as the new king because his style is just so different from Varian’s, but I think he cares deeply about his people and is currently a little-boy-lost and how can you not love that, you know?

Genn | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

So I still have a lot of lingering resentment about the fact that Genn did not sacrifice himself to save the freaking High King of the Alliance at the Broken Shore. Because, let’s face it, he’s lost his kingdom, his oldest child and only son, and has a flaky history of supporting the Alliance. But he’s still a total badass (when it came to 1v1ing Sylvanas) and I have a lot of crazy head canons of him so he’s still pretty much a favorite.

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Haha yes  I did some doodling over World of Warcraft for practicing! 


Originally posted by plumkat

 But I think I done some mostly on the Horde.. O___________o lol  okay lets start with the first one to see who they are….

can anyone tell me who this cute baby? X3   I have to draw him after I saw the clip Warcraft, he looks so freaking adorable!! 


Originally posted by shaffylovespudding

and the second..ugh my least favorite character..the greedist..that son of a bitch motherfucker..JASTOR GALLYWIX THE TRADE PRINCE!!  DX 

…..But why I have to draw him..?  

Originally posted by nyanpasuminasan

reason why I dislike him, he’s nothing but a pig thats what that deserve to be punch in the face!  For being a leader for the goblins not only he made his followers pay up their all saving for escaping their island but HE FREAKING MADE ALL OF THEM HIS SLAVES AND WHEN THE ALLIANCE ATTACKED THEIR SHIP HE LEFT THEM TO DROWN OR DIE!! MY GOD..WHAT A..ASSHOLE!!  


Originally posted by everythingstarstuff

*groans* but I admit I had fun drawing him and like him better than his..fatty self that doesn’t fit him. I prefer this more. :/   


Okay get myself cool down here is the character that I begin to fave!  

Shacara!  XDD    My gosh I love this character right after I finish reading the comic WOW  BloodSworn and she is one of the most badass strong character with hint of good leader. Even when she tells the truth Dorthar the misshapen centaur he dosent have  excellent physical attack she still helps him to be more stronger centaur! :D:D:D   She had earn my respect, she’s amazing :)  


for the night elf..eh he;s just a farmer good practices though! :D 


Hope you al like!  

lyxine  asked:

Rate Lorian and Lothric!

Rate That Character!

Lothric and Lorian

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | (hella) dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

I would have ranked them as two different characters, but they’re both one soul anyways. ;D Eheh~

Like, I’ll level with you: the reason why I became so interested in the Souls series was because of the story behind Lothric and Lorian. I had first witnessed them in action when I had visited my friends’ house before I moved in with them, and my friend was playing DSIII during his first run. He’s an avid Souls player, starting all the way from Demon Souls when it was released, and so the rage was real when Lothric and Lorian kept beating his face in. Needless to say, he finally won, but the fight was really crazy and cool!

So I had thought about them more after investigating their lore a bit more, and I just fell in love with their designs, their story, and the interesting way they fit into the world. Like, it’s a really sad story with them, but they’re so fascinating! Even if they were a doozy to fight against. They’re definitely my favorite characters in the series. But gosh dang it, give them both a hug, please!

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An assortment of WonKyu pictures (2/2) from the last two days ~ These two love birds, from Kyuhyun’s sister’s wedding to Incheon airport, were inseparable ❤️‍ And they both seemed to be in a very good mood having each other company ❤️‍ In the last two pics, don’t they look like a couple going on their own honeymoon? 😍

I do not own these pictures. All credit goes to the owners.

anonymous asked:

Hi, how are you? I hope your day's going well. May I please get the RFA+V+Saeran and unique/random holiday traditions? (Like my fam and I like to go driving around to look at the christmas lights the week before). Thank you very much!!

i’m actually ripping my hair out because of assignments :))))))) i hope your day is going better haha!

and this is cute *v* we actually have a light show back in my hometown but it only looks pretty when there’s snow LOL. also, possible spoilers for unknown’s name but i’m not going to put it under a read more bc sometimes it doesn’t like to work on mobile?

Yoosung

  • okay but yoosung dressing up in a santa claus outfit
  • and you being mrs. claus
  • just the thought of you two wearing the outfits is priceless to him and makes him happy
  • you two have been doing this for the past 2 years
  • and honestly it never gets old
  • sometimes he thinks it’s hilarious to imitate him and mess with kids
  • “Oh ho ho! If you’re good this year, you might be able to join my LOLOL guild!” yoosung no omg
  • needless to say some of the kids were scared of santa this year
  • another tradition you guys would do is marathon christmas movies while cuddling on the couch!!! with hot cocoa :0
  • lots of snuggles, laughing and kisses
  • so happy and so content
  • it’s cheesy but you guys don’t care
  • i’d also like to think that you’d be wearing ugly sweaters as well
  • there would be a smaller tree in the corner of the room, the lights illuminating the dark room
  • it wasn’t the biggest or best tree
  • but since you both agreed and picked it out together, that’s all that matters!
  • also
  • snowball fights
  • sometimes he’ll invite seven and saeran over so you can have teams
  • but he just disappears into yoosung’s house 5 minutes later lmao
  • with your skilled teamwork with your boyfriend, you somehow manage to defeat seven
  • you guys just high five in victory

Zen

  • “Who needs a beautiful tree when you have me~?”
  • zen stop
  • okay but imagine if you bought him a sexy santa suit lmao
  • and he just
  • unbuttoned the entire front revealing those oh so delicious abs
  • with the rest of the outfit you swear you hear his fan club screaming in the distance
  • he insists that you get a sexy mrs. claus outfit as well so that you two can show off as the hottest couple~
  • deep down you’re hoping that he’s messing around but no
  • you end up getting it and you swear to god you’re going to get back at him one day
  • once the two of you are in costume, zen can’t stop taking selfies and posting them in the chatroom
  • “Here comes Santa Claus and his smokin’ hot Mrs. Claus~”
  • jaehee secretly saves them but crops you out to add to her fan collection
  • once he’s done taking selfies, you’re like
  • “Now what?”
  • so zen gets an idea
  • and pops in some classy christmas music
  • and you get the hint he wants to dance with you
  • how romantic~
  • “Dance with me, princess?” and he holds out his hand for you to grab
  • honestly you felt weird dancing in such a sexy outfit
  • but it didn’t matter because zen was with you and enjoying his time with you as always
  • finally a slow song comes on and you guys just gradually get inch closer one another until your chest is pressed against his, eyes gazing into his
  • “Zen.”
  • “Hmm?”
  • “Let’s do this every year~” 
  • zen is internally screaming with happiness 
  • he instinctively leans down and smooches you
  • he just loves you so much

Jaehee

  • diD SOMEONE SAY HOLIDAY
  • somehow you managed to convince jumin to let jaehee have a holiday and god b l e s s
  • so instead of just celebrating at home, she invites you to travel with her somewhere else!!
  • somewhere far away from jumin’s cat projects
  • so you suggest town hopping? bc how cool would that be??
  • you tell her that there’s plenty of things to do like window shopping, blowing her paycheck actual shopping, drinking unhealthy amounts of coffee wherever you guys travel~
  • and she wouldn’t oppose because she trusts you and your decision and thinks that it would be a nice change!
  • so both of you go places, you look into the lit windows of busy streets and gaze at all of the holiday decorations, both pretty and cheap
  • the malls are packed, but that doesn’t stop either of you from buying things
  • when she’s busy looking at something, you sneakily check out with a gift for her and hide it in your other bags
  • it’s funny because she’s doing the same for you
  • you guys are so cute
  • after shopping for a bit, jaehee sees a coffee shop and
  • you’ve never seen her move so fast in your life
  • she’s already in line while you’re trying to filter through the sea of people
  • by the time you get there, she’s got two cups in her hand one for her and apparently one for you
  • how sweet of her??? omg
  • “MC, I ordered your usual. I hope that’s okay with you.”
  • you just nod and smile warmly at her, thanking her for ordering so that you didn’t have to keep her waiting 
  • once you’re both done, you decide to call it quits for the day and go back to your hotel room
  • and then you both just snuggle under the covers while a cheesy old christmas movie was playing in the background
  • and jaehee couldn’t be more happier than to be spending the holidays with you

Jumin

  • he probably didn’t spend much time celebrating it, but he does know the basics
  • so when the time comes around he’s ecstatic about celebrating it with you
  • so when you declare you want to decorate his penthouse with decorations and then snuggle by the fireplace, his first thought is
  • is this what commoners do
  • but of course, he doesn’t object and allows you to do as you please
  • you want him to join you because it’d be boring if it were just you
  • he agrees but teases you in the process
  • “What’s in it for me, dear?” smirky jumin han hehe
  • “My eternal love and loyalty to you?”
  • “…I thought I already have that.”
  • “I’ll help you with your cat projects.”
  • DONE DEAL
  • as you’re putting up the lights around his fireplace and walls, jumin is busy studying the other commoner decorations
  • “Jumin, come over here and help me~”
  • he can’t resist that sweet voice of yours
  • so he helps put up decorations that are far out of your reach
  • it’s nice having a tol boyfriend
  • his penthouse is starting to look more festive by the minute and you can’t help but smile !! 
  • he notices you’re excited expression and his heart melts bc he’s like
  • “Wow”
  • when it comes to decorating the tree, he just hands you the ornaments because he enjoys seeing your face light up
  • for the upper part of the tree, he lets you pick where you want the other decorations to go
  • he even lifts you up carefully to place the star at the very top of the tree~
  • you take a few steps back to examine your finished work all around
  • “Everything looks so pretty…!”
  • she thought the decorations were pretty but i thought she was prettier
  • you literally squeal from being overjoyed and run and jump into his open arms
  • and he spins you around while holding you tightly
  • and as he looks into your eyes, you two share a romantic kiss~
  • afterwards, the lights are dimmed and you and jumin are cuddled under a blanket near the fireplace with glasses of wine and cheese
  • Elizabeth the 3rd also joins with you guys
  • and it’s just a very happy night for you both

707

  • ya’ll are both so goofy
  • like going all matchy matchy with ugly sweaters and santa hats
  • and decorating has never been more enjoyable
  • it’s a unique style, but it doesn’t matter to either of you
  • instead of stringing popcorn, you guys string up photos of Elly all around and some of longcat
  • and instead of having white lights, the tree is literally covered in red lights
  • making you think of someone’s hair color in particular lol
  • while you’re getting out other decorations, he sneaks up behind you and wraps you up in christmas lights
  • Seven what are you doING
  • “It looks like we have another Christmas tree, ahahaha~!” 
  • “Seven, unwrap me right now!”
  • your wish is my command
  • so he does and spins you around to unravel the lights and you’re all dizzy
  • but he catches you before you fall over
  • seven’s smiling and blushing
  • you think he’s gonna kiss you
  • but SIKE
  • “MC, let’s finish decorating, okay~?”
  • goddamnit seven you and your pranks
  • you guys pick and choose what you want out in the apartment, which is some ribbon, garland and little knick knack things
  • as you look back in the storage boxes, you’re confused
  • “Hey, Seven, wasn’t there a mistletoe in here?”
  • there’s no response 
  • “Seven?”
  • a few seconds later he shouts, “I’m in the kitchen~”
  • so you walk to the kitchen and there stands seven in a Santa outfit
  • “Why are you in that suit?”
  • “Why not, meow~?”
  • you giggle and just move closer to him
  • “Where is the–”
  • and he just puts a finger to your lips and motions for you to look up
  • well
  • there it is
  • the missing mistletoe
  • right above you and seven
  • but he’s holding it
  • “Looks like we have to kiss now, right?”
  • goddamnit seven
  • not that you’re against it though
  • and without another word, he pulls you into a passionate kiss and he just holds you tightly
  • he breaks it, giving you a sly smirk
  • “Well?”
  • “You’ll pay for that…”
  • “You gotta catch me~” and with that he’s dashing off into another part of the apartment with you chasing after him

V

  • since he can’t see very well, and the only time the lights look pretty are at night, you’re a bit reluctant to go out because you don’t want him to trip over something
  • but you want to do something with him instead of being holed up in the house
  • you explain to him your suggestion though
  • and he doesn’t seem to have a problem with it all
  • so you two carefully venture outside
  • you’re also holding hands with him and you can’t get over how happy you feel being with him
  • and you’re guiding him on the sidewalk
  • after a bit, you guys approach the city and the streets are decorated with so many colorful lights it’s absolutely gorgeous
  • but then you feel bad because V can’t get the full effect…
  • he’s still able to see out of his left eye some, but still
  • “V, if you don’t want to be out here anymore, then we can go back…”
  • “Ah, it’s fine. I know that I can’t see the lights clearly, but being here with you is enough for me.”
  • he is so sweet don’t you ever leave him alone again
  • as you’re strolling down the sidewalk, you’re gazing at all of the light up decorations
  • and you glance back at V, who’s doing the same
  • “They’re so pretty…”
  • “Yes… from my point of view, they look like little soft glowing blobs floating around. Somewhat like fireflies.”
  • you just giggle at his analogy because he’s so damn cute
  • “I bet they illuminate your beautiful facial features as well.” and he smiles down at you lovingly
  • your heart felt like it was going to beat out of your chest
  • he couldn’t see your face, but by the lack of your reaction, he could guess that you were blushing
  • hard
  • a light chuckle escapes his lips as he brings you closer to him
  • he’s literally radiating warmth and it felt so good in contrast to the rigid weather 
  • his hands travel to your face and hold it gently
  • then he places his lips on yours, kissing you
  • and you kiss him back in an instant
  • the world felt like it was slowing down
  • he breaks it and rests his forehead on yours
  • “Thank you, MC.”
  • you smile at him and steal one more kiss from him

Saeran

  • what’s a holiday???? tradition?????? what
  • this all so new to him
  • you’re beyond stoked to decorate the apartment with little knick knacks and ribbons and lights and he’s just
  • ??????
  • you and seven were already ready with the ugly christmas sweaters
  • you’re setting up a huge green tree with seven’s help in the living room and saeran just watches from afar, waiting to see what the big deal is
  • mini lights are strung up around the apartment giving off a warm, fuzzy glow
  • red, green, silver and gold ribbons are taped all around as well
  • christmas tunes were playing softly in the background
  • decorating the tree and making it look pretty was your favorite part~
  • you were hanging up your favorite ornaments as well as seven 
  • and he had his favorites too
  • like somehow there’s an ornament of… seven in his maid outfit
  • and a couple of his babies racing cars
  • reaching for another string of lights, you look back at your boyfriend and ask him if he wants to help
  • of course he scoffs
  • “Why should I?”
  • “Because it’s fun~ Come on, Saeran~!” you giggle and grab his hand and tug him towards you 
  • okay how could he resist that cute face of yours
  • so all 3 of you are working together to wrap the lights around the tree in a semi-coordinated manner
  • then you repeat the process with garland
  • seven goes to put away all of the storage boxes
  • last was to put the star at the top *_*
  • you wanted to put it on, and of course you weren’t tall enough, so you get a chair and stand on it and you’re just tall enough to reach it by jumping ever-so-slightly
  • saeran watches you from below, making sure you don’t fall
  • “Be careful, MC.”
  • viola it’s on !!!
  • but as soon as you feet hit the chair again, the chair wOBBLES
  • causes you to lose your balance
  • and then you thought you were going to land hard on your back, but instead a pair of arms catch you
  • saeran to the rescue !!
  • but unfortunately he doesn’t have as much upper arm strength as his brother, so he ends up falling as well
  • your boyfriend ends up on his back and you end up on top of him
  • blushy blushy saeran~~
  • “What did I tell you about being careful?” don’t worry that’s his way of saying “are u ok”
  • you just rub the back of your head sheepishly
  • “Sorry… but it was fun, right?”
  • “The decorating or falling on top of me?”
  • “Both~” you smirk
  • extreme blush mode activated
  • right before you’re about to get off of him, seven’s diabolical scheming laugh is heard OHOHOHOHO
  • “Idiot brother…”
  • all-in-all, decorating for this holiday wasn’t as bad as it seemed, especially if it was with you and seven
What Your Favorite Fallout 4 Companion Says About You
  • Nick Valentine: I just wanna fuck the robot, ok? Everybody wants to fuck the robot. Don't judge.
  • Piper: I'm a kind of person that would fall for Nick, but I only like girls. Plus, Piper's just cute.
  • Danse: Ugh, why the Brotherhood have to make things so complicated? You're still worth it, baby. Thanks for helping me out in the early game hell with that power armor of yours.
  • Coldsworth: Speaking of early gameplay, this guy's a must. Everybody wants a health regeneration factor, and his supply of pure water is the quickest substitute. Thanks, Automatron, for keeping the little guy upgradable and relevant. I could listen to his shitty puns all day.
  • Handcock: Gameplay-wise, I want to help people without skipping out on the chems. Character-wise, it's refreshing to have a companion that doesn't trip over themself when you flirt with them.
  • Curie: I have fucked the robot and she's an amazing wife. Anyone who says that Piper is the cutest girl is a bold-faced liar.
  • Cait: Scottish accents are HAWT.
  • X6-88: Those who say that they're trash for liking Danse have no goddamn idea what they're talking about. In the Fallout game where it's the hardest to be the asshole, I'm the asshole. He loves me for it.
  • Strong: Sure, Strong's hard to work with at first, but as long as I had a place to put him, I could get away with as much 'tinkering' as I wanted to. Eventually, I learned that Strong's best for outdoorsy quests, and as soon as one comes up, I'm already making my way to him.
  • MacCready: So wait, there's a companion that LIKES it when I steal everything that isn't nailed to the ground? Bethesda, you really have thought of everything. Thanks for the complex backstory quest; that's what Nick's holotape scavenger hunt SHOULD'VE been like.
  • Dogmeat: Everybody loves Dogmeat, and Dogmeat loves everybody. I can do ANYTHING and he'll have my back.
  • Ada/Automatron companions: I used to name my pokemon "Dicklord69" as a kid.
  • Deacon: He's funny. He's tragic. He's part of a ragtag bunch of misfits. The whole Commonwealth mistakes him for public nuisance. Forget Handcock, THIS guy's the real Deadpool of the Wasteland.
  • Preston: OK bucko, before you give me another shitty meme, let me explain you a thing. Preston's the best fucking thing to ever happen to the Commonwealth, and everyone knows it. I like being nice, and the game rewards you for being nice. Plus, I can get a quick "Lover's Embrace" perk before I get another Minutemen quest.
  • Maxson: OK bucko, before you say 'Maxson isn't even a companion,' let me explain you a thi
Reasons why G2 is great
  • HAVE. YOU. SEEN. THEIR. COLORS??? Such bold color combos like Miss Painter have never been seen in MLP outside G2! 
  •  Their little eye crystals
  •  Their elegant poses and sweet little round noses
  •  Awesome accessories and playsets!! 
  • Princess Silver Swirl. Enough said.
  •  Actually ALL of the Princesses and Princes. Each and every one had such wonderful bold colors!! 
  •  CUTIE MARKS ON BOTH SIDES!!
  •  Have I mentioned Princess Silver Swirl yet? Yes? Okay
  •  The CD-ROM PC game defined many childhoods
  •  The baby ponies OMG they’re so cute ugh  
  • Their little clydesdale feets

G2 is amazing and I seriously don’t understand why it’s the forgotten gen

it’s day 2 of my period so i’m extra crampy and emotional. i’m sitting on the couch staring at my phone screen when i suddenly burst into tears, and my boyfriend gets all concerned and asks if i’m okay. and i say “yeah, sorry, this picture just caught me off guard.” and so knowing that i’m on my period, he asks “did you look up pictures of cute puppies again?” and i shake my head no, so he asks “cute kittens?” and i shake my head harder, and i start crying all over again because i’m too embarrassed to tell him why i started crying in the first place. so then after running through a list of cute animals i could’ve been crying over, he finally begs to know whats wrong. and i, crying like a baby, admit that i had just seen a picture of mac and cheese and it looked so good i couldn’t help crying. 

tldr; periods suck

Scandal Review, Episode 504, Dog Whistle Politics...

Mark Fish, you did the damned thing. You. Did. The. Damned. Thing.

Guys, guys, we literally went from the ridiculousness of last week, to an episode full of win!


Who knew going in that this episode was going to prove to be one of my top three Scandal episodes of all time. Man it was good. So freaking good.


Anyway, let me get started, I got lots to say!



What I Hated

1.  Jake. Of course.


Guys you know the drill. Whenever that character has more than two words to say, imma gonna be pissed.There was way too much Jake and some inane story line that I literally couldn’t give two fucks about. I did however thank The Power of Beyoncé that after the initial first watch, I know I’m good to skip over those parts in the future, and certainly for my second watch. I will be watching this episode over and over and over again y’all. don’t pretend that you aren’t all gonna do the same.



2.  Eli Pope/Rowan/Asshole Extraordinaire


I can’t with his irrelevant ass. I need this character to die. If he somehow gets released from prison this season, I will be enraged, because honestly, I hate him as much as I hate Jake, which is fitting, because as @katrinapavela likes to remind us, those two mother fuckers came in together and it led to the derailing of the Olivia Pope that we knew.


3.  The Firs scene between the aforementioned assholes.


Jowan (My ship name for them)  talked about something called Lazarus One/1? There was something about selling paintings for billions to help Rowan restart B613 again, and that Jake would have to go and kill somebody in Paris.

 Let me just go and shoot myself already, because I just didn’t give a fuck about this plot. All this effort to give Scott Foley something to do. I can’t y’all.


In the name of informing my readers who may give a shit about such details, I can tell you that Charlie and The Human Vibrator go to Paris to meet some art dealer person. It turns out to be a woman who Jake married, who he thought was dead after waiting for her at Grand Central Station and she was a no-show. Apparently he waited for her for an hour. THV tells Elise that he grieved for her, blah blah blah, and they start to make out. 


Anyway, they set up some sort of sting operation where Jake’s new Domestic Abuse Victim Waiting To Happen is gonna meet some guy to either buy a painting or sell a painting. These are details that I have no interest in confirming, because guess what, I still don’t give a fuck. 


The surveillance screens go all snowy and Charlie and Mr Irrelevant lose sight of Future Domestic Abuse Victim.
The next thing they know, guns go off, so Charlie and THV go rushing in to try to rescue her, only to find the guy she was trying sell/buy from lying on the floor, dead, while she was bleeding from a gunshot wound. If I gave more of a shit, I’d tell you why I think that FDAV totally set up that scene, and that she probably shot herself, but guess what, I can feel myself boiling with rage because I’ve had to write two whole paragraphs on Jake Ballard’s irrelevant plot line. Shonda, hear me now, I don’t give a fuck about this character. Please put him out of my misery, and kill him. Thanks.




Anyway, that’s the last time I’m going to mention THV in this review, so let’s get on with the rest of the show.


What I Loved

1.  The On The Hunt show on BNC News, charting Olivia’s life.


I have to say, I loved that the show took this route. It felt very real, and something that would happen if such a Scandal broke out now. I didn’t appreciate the host, but then I’m not down for irrelevants  talking smack about my baby Olivia.


2.  Pictures of Baby Kerry Olivia



So darn cute!


3.  Francesca Hunter: “Did Olivia Pope’s manufactured sense of privilege make her feel so entitled to that brass ring of power that she simply took it, instead of earning it? Or is she still questing? Is Olivia Pope still seeking to fulfil her father’s dream?



Ugh, there was so much coded language here, I can’t. Why couldn’t she have been one of the journalists that THV shot on his murderous rampage in season 3?


4.  Quinn trying to recruit Marcus the same way that Harrison recruited her.

I so miss Harrison.

I know that OG Gladiators had all the feels, during this scene. The music, Quinn’s Harrison monologue, ugh, tears came to my eyes. Somebody hold me!


5.   Quinn:  “Olivia Pope and Associates needs a mouthpiece. You’re good with the press. You won’t just be some corporate spinner. You’ll be one of us. Look, the job is yours if you want it. It’s the best job you’ll ever have. You will change lives. You will slay dragons. You will love the hunt more than you ever have. I am not crazy. I’m a gladiator in a suit. That’s what you are when you work at OPA. You’re a gladiator in a suit. Do you want to be a gladiator in a suit?”
Marcus: “No.


Burn!!!!!! Did y'all peep the look on Quinn’s face, she was all, this shit worked on me. why didn’t it work on him?  Quinn honey, you were a baby who knew zip about the world, of course it worked on your gullible ass.


6.  Fitz:  “Gabby tied our hands.”


Lol, Fitz was pissed, so Abby goes back to being called Gabby again. Sucks for you girl.

7.  Fitz:  "You’re fired.


Fitz, honey sit down.  He knew even as he said that, that he wouldn’t be firing her, Olivia would never let him do that, and we know how he is when she says jump.


By the way, how much did you laugh when Abby came in, saw Fitz, then tried to run. I  nearly died.


7.  Olivia: ”Ok, now you’re an idiot.

Fitz:  ”Did you just call me an idiot?


I love them. I live for them being so at ease with each other, no angst (well apart from the obvious) just two people in love on the phone. My romantic heart is aflutter again!


8.  Liv not having her curtains closed despite the fact that she’s the biggest source of Scandal and gossip in the world right now.



Really Olivia Pope? Really? Draw them curtains girl, you are literally the most sought after woman in the world right now.



9.  Olivia:  ”My dream job? The White House.



Baby Olivia! Oh ma feels have feels! I love the fact that Kerry is playing a fresh faced college version of Olivia here. Black truly does not crack. Go on with your bad self girl!


10.  Olivia:  ”Whatever’s going down, you two should be able to handle it.


Girl have you met either Quinn or Huck?



11.  Senate Republican’s Women’s Caucus:  ”This isn’t about Republicans and Democrats, it’s about peckers. Too many peckers.


I can’t lie, I howled at the scene with Senate Republican Women’s Caucus. Mellie totally looked like a fish out of water. As usual. By the way, I was totally digging Mellie’s make-up this episode, they did a great job.



12.   Cyrus:   “They want to impeach a man for having an affair?
Mellie:   “They want to impeach a man for having an affair that everyone just shrugs about because a man having an affair is a daily occurrence. They want to impeach a man because all we ever hear is how women are controlled by their hormones but what is more hormonal than a man who can’t keep it in his damn pants? They want to impeach a man because he broke his vows and disturbed the office of the Presidency and distracted the country with his libido and the only person who gets raked over the coals is the woman he screwed. That’s why.
Cyrus: “But…he’s a man.


*Headdesk*

Cyrus stays being the worst.  Nice speech though Mels.  If it had come from somebody who was slightly more pro female than your dry ass. 

  I did like her little faux feminist speech, even though none of the shit she said was even grounds for impeachment. It sounded good as a feminist rant though.We know how much Shonda loves those fem moments. Such a shame it came from somebody who’s just not that pro women.


13.  Mellie:  ”I do not want to impeach my husband.

Will the real Mellie Grant please stand up?


Cyrus trying to get Mellie to agree to impeach Fitz was such a low move. He knows full well that that mess would indeed make her look petty and shrewish. Of course we knew that Mellie The Moron would backtrack by the end of episode, as she surely did. Wounded pride and high emotion made her do it of course, which means that she’s probably gonna regret her actions later. I aint mad about that.



14.  Marcus:  "Where do you keep the cream?”


Yay Marcus came back!


15.  Senator Gibson:  "His whole administration, he’s had these bitches  lined up like planes on a jetway.



Asshole.


16.  Fitz:  ”I wonder where Teddy is, you can’t find him?


Baby Teddy! 

The writers remembered that the Grants have children, and look, he’s an actual boy, rather than the twin girls they were using! I love this episode so darned much!


17.  Mellie:  ”I don’t want us to fight any more, if you don’t hurt me, I won’t hurt you. Ok?

Fitz:  ”Ok.“


Guys this was such a cute moment between Fitz and Mellie. I knew it wouldn’t last because Mellie is such a hot head, but yeah, it was a lovely moment. 



18.  Marcus:  ”I was in line at the grocery store this morning, there was a couple in front of me. White, mid-sixties, the wife’s looking at a picture of Liv, and the husbands going on and on about how angry Liv looks, how he totally believes that she took advantage of the president, because she looks conniving and power hungry. But the wife, God bless her, defended Olivia by saying “she must be pretty sharp if she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and make it out of the ghetto.
Olivia went to one of the most expensive boarding schools in Europe


Quinn: “So you’re not just here for the money then.
Marcus: “I’m here to help a sister out who helped me when I needed it.


Ugh, I loved this entire  conversation. I am so here for Marcus. A normal person who doesn’t get off on having sex around blood. It’s like a new day in the Scandalverse. 


19.  Senator Gibson:  "The next time you decide to go outside your marriage, choose yourself a girl who’s a little more palatable to the base.


Oh no he didn’t. 


Shonda went there. What a fucking asshole.

I’m so mad that the Republicans wanted to kill the Brandon Bill, but equal pay was ok because somebody’s wife was driving him bonkers? Ugh.


20.  Francesca Hunter: ”Those hard times faded though when Pope began dating older men. No doubt drawn to her youth and her beauty, these men didn’t just share the fact that they were older, but that they were powerful.


I’m not gonna lie, I have no idea why a girl dating rich powerful men would be such a problem. But we know all about the double standards when it comes to men and women so there’s that…



21.  Olivia:  ”Did you know that there’s a porn version of us?“

Wait, was she on Tumblr?


21A.  Olivia:  “ A lot of people, a lot of Internet people, cowards who won’t use their names apparently want to have me killed. Also raped. How come whenever a woman does something that people don’t like the only way these men on the Internet know how to express themselves is by threatening rape. I have at least a thousand threats of rape, here. Just on this one site. From guys who are mad that I had the audacity to be born female…and black. 

Do you think if I told them I own a gun, and that I’ve shot someone they’d threaten to rape me? Do you think if I told them I’ve survived being kidnapped and tortured they would get that their weak little misspellings barely make me blink? That I would welcome the chance to take out a little bit of PTSD on the next man who put his hands on me?” 


Fitz:  “Turn off your computer now or I will come over there while all the reporters are outside your building and turn it off for you.”


Olivia:  “I’m fine. I’m losing it…but only a little bit. I’m fine.”


Oh God, this scene made me cry. I love how much emotion Kerry is able to convey with very few words,  just using the inflections in her voice. Ugh. Somebody hold me. My poor baby is going through some things right now. At this point, I needed Fitz to do something. Indeed, I had faith that he would.
  

22.  Cyrus comparing his loss of Fitz with Mellie’s loss of her son.



I hate him so much. This was the same Cyrus talking about not giving in to emotion last  week, now he’s all salty and making rash decisions based on his emotions. Ugh. Bastard.


23.  Mellie: ”Get out, before I have you thrown out.


Well that partnership didn’t last long. I think Mellie realized that Cyrus was never gonna be fully about her. Everything was about Fitz, and if he threw him a bone, he’d go chasing after it, returning it to him, wagging his tail, waiting to be petted, and told what a good boy he was.



24.  Reporter:  ”Just tell us why she won’t defend herself as passionately as she defends her client, she’s usually so well spoken.“
Marcus:  ”For a black woman. She’s usually so well spoken for a black woman, isn’t that what you meant? I say that because I’ve been looking at the last 72 hours of your station’s news coverage, and when you’re not suggesting that Olivia Pope is an angry black woman, you’re implying that she’s a home wrecker who slept her way to the top.


I salute you Marcus.


25.  Marcus: This. Is. War. There is no script. You can choose the battle, but if you send me me out, I’m fighting my way. I don’t play, I don’t hide, I don’t hold back or look for exits, and I sure as hell don’t lean on the ropes and take it, I swing, because that’s me, that’s who I am.  That is how I Gladiate.


I love him. 


26.  Marcus: "Olivia Pope doesn’t fit with the slutty mistress stereotype, so instead of representing her as she is, a formidable passionate advocate, you take the easy route, shading her, using all manner of coded language. There’s a name for that Claire. And it’s Dog Whistle politics…


BNC host: ”Are you accusing me of using offensive language?” 


Marcus: “Yes. On this network alone, Olivia Pope has been described as lucky, sassy, ambitious, well spoken, well mannered, articulate, shrill, calculating, overconfident, secretive, urban, hot blooded, known to use thug politics, arrogant,  a siren. Words like these mean nothing to the general public, which is why the media, and I’m including you in there Claire, can get away with using them. But when women of color like MS Pope hear that kind of coded language, they know exactly what you’re getting at.



Damn, I really needed somebody to defend Olivia this diligently. I needed somebody to really Gladiate for her. Marcus, welcome to OPA. We the fans didn’t know how much we needed you.


27.  Interviewer: “Would you like to add anything else before you go?”

Huck:  "Dog whistle politics.

Interviewer: “Yes, you’ve said that a few times now.“



I howled.



28.  Marcus:  "So, who’s going to tell Olivia that I work here now?”

Huck:  ”I will. I’m damaged. She doesn’t like to yell at me.


It’s almost like the show knows what a monster they’ve been turning Huck into. Such a great moment of levity. We’ve missed that on this show. I feel like OPA is back baby!



29.  Fitz:  ”In my office, it’s not about doing the smart thing, it’s about doing the right thing.

I love this scene between Fitz and Abby. I loved the fact that Fitz finally  realized that Olivia is not the best judge when it comes to protecting herself, and doing what’s best for her.



30.  Fitz going to Olivia’s apartment.



Oh ma God. I just about swooned when it became clear where Fitz was going. Did y'all see the look on Liv’s face? She wanted to be so mad, but how could she be when the love of her life was about to throw deuces at the world and come to her apartment, and claim her as his. There was this look of ”Oh my God, he’s coming for me, he’s really going to do it.“  Ugh. I just. I loved it, loved it, loved it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. As much as I wish Kerry would be given the same types of monologues that have the white main stream media masturbating over Bellamy Young’s acting, the fact is, she’s so expressive, that Kerry the actress never needs all those words to convey how she’s feeling. She hits it out of the park every time. She was brilliant in this ending montage. (Don’t get me wrong, I still need Olivia the character to be given those fucking words.)

31.  Olivia:  ”What the hell are you doing?  What the hell are you doing?

Fitz:   “The right thing. I’m taking my girlfriend on a date.



I’m not even ashamed to say that a I screamed out loud when Fitz told her he was taking her on a date. Ma feels had feels, and those feels had feels guys.


32.  Fitz:  "Look away guys, I’m gonna make out with my girlfriend.



This was such a Pretty Woman moment, but I was totally here for it. Olivia still had that dazed and confused look on her face, but the joy when he kisses her, she has never looked like that with anybody else on this show. Her feelings for Fitz even though she rarely articulates them are there to see in that moment. She’s in love, and for one reckless moment, she’s just going to go with it, and fuck the world at large who disapprove of their relationship. 



All Fitz has ever wanted to do is to publicly claim her, and now he has the chance and he’s not backing out, and he’s not giving her the opportunity to run out on their relationship again.  He’s determined to be with her, and fuck everybody else. I literally don’t give a fuck how messy and probably selfish that thought process is, I just love it, regardless. Guys, we’ve waited five freaking seasons for this. We deserve this. Let them be messy in public for once. We can go back to doom and gloom and misery next week, when another writer not quite as good as Mark Fish takes the helm.
For now, I’m dancing a jig and praising Shonda for finally giving us what we want. Even though she’s bound to take it away from us by the end of the season. Maybe even by the end of this half of the season. Whatevs, I’m going to enjoy this Olitz ride while it lasts. 


Reporters:  ”An unprecedented sight, as President Grant escorts his reputedmistress Olivia Pope. A bold move, as if he’s daring the world to come between them.“

Yaaaaassssssss!



Mellie is mad as hell of course. I can’t blame her, but this whole impeachment business will not be a good look for her ambitions in the end. She’s so fucking shortsighted. I can’t. 




I’m not even going to speculate on next week because I don’t care, so here are some beautiful Olitz gifs to keep you until next week’s mess begins.

Lol…

EXO Reaction: when their girlfriend is sassy.

Baekhyun: “Ok you need to stop hanging out with Sehun. Now.”

Chanyeol: “Well that was uncalled for. I don’t need that sassy.”

Chen: “YAH! Why are you being like this?!”

DO: “What is all this sass? I like it.”

Kai: “Hey, hey, hey! Stop… being… so…. cute…!”

Kris: “Alright alright. Come on I can take it.”

Lay: *he couldn’t tell if you were being serious or just joking*

Luhan: “Excuse me! Did you just? Um no mama not in my house!”

Sehun: “I have taught you well baby.”

Suho: “What even! You are being so weird. Oh my god!”

Tao: “Only I can be the sassy one in this relationship. Got it?”

Xiumin: “Ugh really? Come on…”

A Tribute As To How Louis Tomlinson Has Ruined My Self-Esteem

From the “Fabu-Louis Tomlinson” Folder. I’m actually really proud of this one and went a teensy bit overboard on photos of him. Harry Niall Liam Zayn

First:

You are so unbelievably good looking all the time. I don’t get it. I hate this haircut on anyone but you. You defy all logic and make me so mad. Stop. I HATE YOUR STUPID JEAN JACKETS STOP LENDING THEM TO LIAM AND ZAYN THIS IS NOT THE 1990S AND YOU ARE IN ONE DIRECTION NOT THE BACKSTREET BOYS STOP.

Second

Alright, this is the worst gif in the world but it describes how British you are. Your voice makes me sleepy and I want a mix tape of you telling me the times tables to fall asleep to because your voice kills me.

LOUIS STOP:

You are not shirtless enough. I love your tummy. I love everything about your body. You are absolutely perfect. Please stop wearing shirts.

WHY:

You just rolled out of bed and you’re ready to model. I literally can’t. THIS SWEATSHIRT HAS GOT TO GO. Your hair is so beautiful and I can’t believe your cheekbones. Everyone talks about Zayn’s cheekbones and those things are beautiful but holy crap yours take the cake for me. AND YOUR EYES LIKE WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO LOOK LIKE THIS?!

Absolutely not:

NOPE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ATTRACTED TO A TURTLE NECK IN MY WHOLE LIFE. Are you looking up to the home in heaven you fell from? I know that look well. Louis your hair is so gorgeous and I direly wish I could be the microphone you’re fucking caressing. STOP THIS NOW.

 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT JEAN JACKETS:

I could write a book of poems on your cute little bum. I’m so utterly upset by how amazing you look 41654654321354654% of the time. It’s unreal and makes me feel completely inadequate. (AND YOUR PANTS ROLLING NEEDS TO END BEFORE MY HEART IMPLODES BECAUSE YOUR ANKLES MAKE ME WEAK.)

Please:

I love how much you love soccer. I’m so happy I’m alive to witness stuff like this. AND YOUR SUSPENDERS OH MY GOD HOLY COW PLEASE. PLEASE WEAR SUSPENDERS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY UGH. And they like drape over your bum. I can’t.

Stupid:

You’re literally the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen. You giggle like a little girl and I love it because you’re like, “Harry’s joke was so stupid, but I’m going to laugh anyway because I love him,” and then you snort and giggle with the brightest eyes and smile I’ve ever seen.

UGH:

I think I have a foot fetish when it comes to you. Oh my God this picture kills me because you definitely just woke up on the plane and your little socked feets make my chest hurt. AND THAT STUPID SMILE ON YOUR LIPS. I would pay you to let me carry you. YOUR HAIR IS SO SCRUFFY WHERE DO I GET YOU!?

Again:

YOUR FEETS ARE INSANELY CUTE I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHY. UGH. AND YOU’RE WITH A BABY. I HATE WHEN YOU’RE AROUND BABIES MY FALLOPIAN TUBES GET ALL TWISTED AND UPSET AND DON’T THINK ANYONE SHOULD BE AROUND A BABY BUT YOU. You’re so sweet to your family I’m gonna cry.

GET OUT:

YOUR SHIRT LITERALLY HAS HOLES IN IT AND YOU LOOK LIKE THE HOTTEST HOMELESS PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN. I can’t decide what I want most: your hair, your eyes, or your smile. YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS

THERE IS NO WAY YOU’RE REAL:

Alright. How about you NEVER EVER let Lou do your hair like this EVER AGAIN. I don’t understand how it’s okay to look this good and still be a functioning member of society. Your eyes and lips and hair and scruff…ugh. PLEASE STOP BEFORE I DIE (again).

*CRIES EXCESSIVELY*

Joke’s on your geography teacher. I hope he knows the subject he teaches is stupid because everyone owns GPS. SO HE WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. Louis you are precious and I adore you and even if you stayed working at the toy store you still amounted to more than a GEOGRAPHY TEACHER.

Suits:

STOP STOP STOP. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS AND NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR SUITS AND LET ME SEE. 

Like, what did I just say:

STOP WEARING SUITS. I’m gonna punch something. You’re gorgeous. So gorgeous. I’m so jealous. Can you bottle up some of your sweat so I can wear it as a perfume and hopefully and magically get prettier? Ugh.

YOUR STUPID HAIR:

Your hair and eyes make me feel awful. Also. I really need you to do me a favor because I’m going to die if YOU KEEP POINTING YOUR GODDAMN FINGER AT PEOPLE. YOU DO IT IN EVERY PICTURE AND YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY STOP IT LOUIS TOMLINSON OR I’M BILLING YOU FOR MY HOSPITAL CARE.

I don’t get it:

I’ve been trying not to swear as much BUT YOU SWEARING IS ATTRACTIVE. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS TO DO? TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHILE SWEARING!?

Stop:

You are so cute and adorable and at the same time look like you’re ready to fuck shit up in the matter of a split second. Your smile is so cute and your little bounce. Kill me. Just kill me. I don’t deserve to look at you.

How:

I’m pretty sure this is a woman’s sweater and it’s totally fine. Totally fine. I don’t care. You wear it better than any female model could ever wear and I love it. YOU LOOK SO COZY AND I WANT TO CRY.

GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE:

*dies* Like can you just not because I’m actively dying. Like. stop. WHY ARE YOU SO CASUAL ABOUT HOLDING YOUR STUPID PENIS IN PLACE I CAN’T STAND YOU STOP.

What are you:

I CAN’T TAKE YOU. THAT IS LIAM’S BASEBALL TEE BUY YOUR OWN CLOTHES I CAN’T TAKE YOU TWO SHARING. PUT YOUR HAIR BACK THE WAY IT BELONGS AND STOP MAKING FACES BECAUSE YOU ARE TO CUTE AND SILLY AND SWEET.

Soccer:

Your legs make me so mad and I want to cry. You’re so beautiful. Ugh. YOUR HAIR IS SO SOFT LOOKING CAN I NAP IN IT? You always look like you’re up to something and I love it.

You need to be stopped:

Your hips. Ugh. Like I can’t. Just make me feel more inadequate about myself why don’t you? UGH UGH UGH. SO PRETTY

Unreal

YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY EXIST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A WIND-BLOWN MODEL 98930902% of the time and I feel like crying every time I look at you. You’re so pretty.

You’re a mischievous little fuck:

You look ready to take down the entire building with a piece of uncooked spaghetti. I can’t. You’re 84% mischief, 7% bum, and 9% angelically precious.

Unfair:

YOUR LEGS MAKE ME SO SELF CONSCIOUS AND YOUR ANKLES ARE SO GODDAMN PRETTY CAN I LICK THEM OR MASSAGE THEM FOR YOU!? PLEASE. GODDAMMIT.

I SAID STOP POINTING:

I found this picture before the NBC Special aired and I almost peed when I found out why you were wearing this outfit. I can’t stand you. I hate you. You’re beautiful. And I CANNOT HANDLE YOUR SILLY LITTLE KERMIT SMILE AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR OFFENSIVE AND AGGRESSIVE POINTING?! LOUIS STOP.

I love you Louis you’re a precious little boy and I want to feed you cookies and chocolate milk.

<3

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NINOMIYA KAZUNARI WITH A BABY

GAAAH!!!! HE’S SO DAMN CUTE!! I really wanted to title it “YET ANOTHER REASON I WANNA MARRY NINO!” but yeah i’m not gonna do it…but honestly! He looks so good holding a baby! I’m like 1in shorter than him but he makes me wish I was really tall and had big arms because I REALLY WANNA HUG HIM AND THE BABY TOGETHER!!!

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OMG!!! you can delete all of this craziness if you want guys…I just really wanted to express my love for this man!