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Sebastian Stan playing table football in The Covenant

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Television: Miraculous Melissa McCarthy

Miraculous (@officialmiraculousladybug) jumps three spots to No. 3 in anticipation of its Netflix rerelease. 
Saturday Night Live came back at No. 13 after Melissa McCarthy killed that Sean Spicer impression.

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Movies: Two love stories, and that’s all they have in common.

⬆ With the release of the final trailer and new theme song, Beauty and the Beast leaps to No. 3.
☆ Sundance superstar Call Me by Your Name debuts at No. 14.

Music: Two queens, two babies, and a big football game.

Beyoncé (No. 1) knew we needed good news so she got pregnant with twins. All hail Beyoncé.
Lady Gaga (No. 2) is not far behind after she broke up the Superbowl with her halftime show.

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Celebrities: Where’s Dylan, tho?

Kristen Stewart (No. 1) used SNL to remind us how obsessed POTUS was with her ex-boyfriend.
Cole Sprouse (No. 4) rises from the Riverdale mist for the first time since June.

Games: What have you been playing?

☆ Stop, drop, and roll: Fire Emblem Heroes debuts at No. 6 after its recent release.
⬇︎ Animal Crossing: New Leaf has seemingly taken up residence of our list. This week it’s at No. 13.

Web stuff: Happy birthday, happy new show!

AmazingPhil (@amazingphil) celebrated his birthday on the 30th, moving up three spots to No. 2.
Joe Sugg has a new TV show, and a new home at No. 19.

1. Don’t date a boy who cancels plans last minute. Especially if he’s canceling for someone else. You are not a second choice. You are not a third choice. You are a first choice or you are nothing to him.
Do you understand me, baby? You are worth so much more than that, don’t let him push you around.

2. If he’s rude to you, drop him. I don’t care how many times he says “just kidding” or “baby, I didn’t mean it” you keep your head up, your shoulders straight, your chin high and you demand to be treated as the goddess you are.

3. If he doesn’t hold your hand in front of his friends or wrap his arms around you when you’re with his family then he isn’t worth it. Date someone who can’t keep their hands off of you. Date someone who aches with the need to feel your skin on theirs.

4. Make sure he has goals, aspirations, dreams. Make sure he has a plan of some sort. If he doesn’t have any of those what are you guys supposed to talk about? What are your 2 AM conversations going to look like?

5. Find out his hobbies and interests and make sure they’re similar to yours. If you want to travel, date someone who will drop what they’re doing just to take you on a random adventure. You don’t want to be stuck with someone who’s idea of a good night is sitting on his futon with cheesy Dorito fingers while you watch him play video games.

6. If your brother doesn’t like him or if he rubs your sister the wrong way, trust their instinct. There’s probably a reason. I can guarantee you, darling, if you bring him home and we can see in his eyes that you light up his entire world than we will love him just as much as you do. 

7. Baby, if he ever lays a finger on you, you fucking leave him. Don’t think twice, don’t look back and don’t you dare accept his apology two days later. 

8. If you can’t trust him you shouldn’t be dating him. If you have to go through his phone to sleep better at night he’s not the one for you.

9. You’re going to fight, you’re going to argue, that is all part of a relationship. But baby, if he is contradicting everything you say solely for the sake of an argument, just walk away.

10. I’ve seen anger and rage in your grandfather’s eyes. I saw it everyday for 17 years, baby. If losing a football game makes him so mad as to not want to speak to you, than you are giving yourself to the wrong boy. He’s going to grow, and he’s going to get meaner, and he’s going to hurt you. Leave now.  

11. If his laugh doesn’t claw it’s way into your memory and his smile doesn’t make you feel like the entire universe is right in front of you than you are wasting your time.

—  11 Dating Tips I Wish My Mother Would Have Told Me 
The signs as Baby Mannschaft
  • Aries: Shkodran Mustafi
  • Taurus: Julian Brandt
  • Gemini: Timo Werner
  • Cancer: Julian Draxler
  • Leo: Leon Goretzka
  • Virgo: Jonas Hector
  • Libra: Emre Can
  • Scorpio: Marc-André Ter Stegen
  • Sagittarius: Joshua Kimmich
  • Capricorn: Sebastian Rudy
  • Aquarius: Matthias Ginter
  • Pisces: Niklas Süle
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Just Beautiful

He Can Play Football, And Christian McCaffrey Can Also Make Music.

Woof, Baby!

NAME: Mega Football Baby

AGE: Baby

HERO LEVEL: 1

SPECIES: Giant genetically enhanced baby

BACKSTORY: The result of a botched government experiment to create the best football player.

CHARACTER BIO: The football knowledge of a pro, but the maturity of a baby.  So naturally, he’s one of Rad’s best friends.

ATTACKS: Spiral Toss, end zone spike, teething

WEAKNESSES: If he sees a football, he instantly tries to put it in his mouth.

FUN FACT: He carries a baby bottle full of sports drink

VOICED BY: Melissa Villasenor

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