babies are repulsive

film rec list

modern vampire films let the right one in, thirst, only lovers left alive, a girl walks home alone at night

woman descending into madness persona, through a glass darkly, a woman under the influence, rosemary’s baby, antichrist, repulsion, queen of earth

two lovers on the run wild at heart, badlands, gun crazy, pierrot le fou, bonnie and clyde, true romance, natural born killers

same-sex love stories happy together, show me love, water lilies, the handmaiden, brokeback mountain, my beautiful launderette

really weird romcoms i’m a cyborg but that’s ok, the lobster, lars and the real girl, harold and maude

ready to cry? the hunt, dancer in the dark, requiem for a dream, mulholland drive, au hazard balthazar

best ensemble cast movies inglourious basterds, apocalypse now, beetlejuice, magnolia, the royal tenenbaums, eastern promises

old black and white movies that definitely still hold up and you should watch them the night of the hunter, psycho, dr. strangelove, a streetcar named desire, the third man, bunny lake is missing

youth culture films a clockwork orange, sid and nancy, jubilee, gummo, stranger than paradise, if…, the doom generation

And on that note, for every lee/switch in the community, ESPECIALLY my ladies and my sex repulsed babies, take some advice from someone who’s been playing this ridiculous game for years.

If they send you a tease instead of a “hello”, send you a tease at least within the first ten minutes of saying hello, or saying something along the lines of “please tell me you’re a girl”? If their first question is “where are you ticklish” instead of “what’s your name” or “how are you”? If they make the topic of conversation change to tickling so fast it makes your ancestors dizzy? If you go to their blog and it’s nothing but the same videos of women bound, gagged, and tickled senseless against their wills? If they’re reluctant to give away their age? If they obviously care more about a cheap turn on than you?

Block. RUN. You’ll thank yourself, honey. They don’t ever see you again, you never see them again. Everybody wins and nobody’s time is wasted.

And to my lers out there, namely my boys?

If I catch ya’ll harassing any of my followers, you’re answering to the wrath of Mama Pudge.

Got it?