babies and beards

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(✿ ♥‿♥) Santa Beard Appreciation 

Things Marco Diaz is comfortable wearing:
-Dresses
-Suits with shoulder pads
-Hoodies
-Hoodies as capes & cowls
-A gratuitous amount of makeup

Things Marco has vocally declared that he wants:
- A beard to impress Jackie
-To be a queen
-Abs
-To be the best at karate

What I want:
-Queen Margo Butterfly, the most shredded and hairiest ruler of Mewni since King River, face of the interdimensional revolution, and proud mother of three

Things I NEED to see in Infinity War...

‘Steve why does this strange racoon want my arm’ ‘NO STEVE HELP HE’S TRYING TO TAKE IT’

Peter Parker NOT being hurt

A Buckynat kiss scene (you’re lying if you don’t want the the two hottest people on the team to hook up)

Dr Strange and Tony being AWESOME FACIAL HAIR BROS

‘I am T’Challa, King of Wakanda’ ‘I am Groot’

Steve trying to parent LITERALLY EVERYONE

A Staron kiss scene (I’m WAITING)

More Thor & Hulk banter

Peter Parker being safe and sound

MORE Bucky and Sam scenes

Someone calling Rocket a junk skunk

NICK FURY roasting General Ross (cause he can)

‘Before I kiss you Steve, you’re gonna need to shave’ - Sharon Carter 

CAP TO SHAVE HIS (YUCK) BEARD

Peter Parker being completely OKAY

Bitch slapping General Ross

Gamora and Natasha bonding over being BAMFs

T’Challa and Bucky being bros

PETER PARKER NOT BEING SO MUCH LOOKED AT BY THANOS OTHERWISE I’LL SLAP THAT BIG ASS-LOOKIN’ BARNEY DINOSAUR