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Cherliam Baby Thoughts of the Day

To try and hit all the questions I have about the Cherliam baby in my inbox in one fell swoop, I’m just going to say a few things:

I think Cheryl had planned to have a baby for awhile via IVF, and Liam was made aware of this fact when Cherliam began. 

No, I still don’t think that Liam and Cheryl were ever actually in a romantic relationship together. I didn’t think that for the last year, and I don’t think that now.  For me to do that, I would have to suspend all logic automatically forget that the following things happened:

- Cheryl and Loammy’s relationship is announced in February. They immediately get called out for it being fake.

-Roughly one month after being “Together”, in March, pregnancy seeding started, with bump watch photos being run beginning in May, followed by Dan Wootton’s “Exclusive reveal” that Cheryl and Liam were trying for a baby, which brings me to

-What celebrity couple, ½ of which is STILL LEGALLY MARRIED, the other half being 23 and about to embark on a solo career which will have him pretty much away for extended periods of time, decide after 3 months of dating that they want to have a baby together, and what’s more, decide they want to announce that to the general public via DAN WOOTTON?

- Cheryl was baiting the press before she was even pregnant by wearing sack dresses one day and a hand pressed to her belly, and the next wearing well tailored outfits. While all this was happening, she was also selling stories to the tabloids almost daily while simultaneously calling for her privacy. I very much cannot with that. 

- Loammy basically stays in LA for pretty much Cheryl’s entire pregnancy. To try and mitigate that, they seed reasons for Loammy’s absence during her pregnancy and for why Loammy won’t be present for raising that baby shortly after its born. 

And that’s pretty much my Melly thoughts on this matter. 

  • Shiro: Keith...
  • Keith: .... * is sleeping *
  • Shiro: Keeeeiiiith....
  • Keith: * groans * what is it, baby?
  • Shiro: I can't sleep.... * frowns *
  • Keith: * sighs * come here..
  • Shiro: * rests his head on Keith's chest *
  • Keith: Do you know what puts me to sleep?
  • Shiro: Counting knives?
  • Keith: * lightly smacks his head * No.
  • Keith: I relax and listen to your heartbeat...
  • Shiro: Oh... * blushes *
  • Keith: You try it..
  • Shiro: * closes his eyes and listens to Keith's heartbeat *
  • Keith: * running his hands through Shiro's hair *
  • Shiro: You're right Keith.. * yawns * its very relaxing...
  • Shiro: Thanks, Baby.. Good night.. *sleeps*
  • Keith: ........
  • Keith: Now I can't sleep...