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nina zenik

Nina had grieved for her loss of power, for the connection she’d felt to the living world. She’d resented this shadow gift. It had seemed like a sham, a punishment. But just as surely as life connected everything, so did death. It was that endless, fast-running river. She’d dipped her fingers into its current, held the eddy of its power in her hand. She was the Queen of Mourning, and in its depths, she would never drown.

Meeting/Dating Jerome

By: @weeniehut-jerome

Requested by: @pettiest-one-of-all

Headcannons for meeting Jerome for the first time and then dating him? Thanks :)

A/N: I was legit writing this during church in my notepad soooo…. It got kinda long. Enjoy! If anyone has requests send them this way dolls.

Meeting that ginger bastard

  • Jerome had escaped Arkham Asylum, once again, after getting caught trying to bomb the Gotham Gazette
  • While walking back from work, Jerome tried to jump you in an alley, to get a little cash, but it’s Gotham! So of course you had protection
  • “OW! WHAT THE FU-”
  • “Doesn’t feel good when someone tries to hurt you, does it?”
  • You wouldn’t admit it but he looked kind of cute, despite being in obvious pain
  • And Jerome would never admit that he found getting hit by you kind of hot, cause he has his kinks
  • You left the alley while he was distracted, and walked home rather quickly, locking the door shut tight so no other bad guy could attack you
  • So it was no surprise you almost had a heart attack when you saw the ginger laying on your couch the next morning, soft snores filling your apartment, along with his drool on your pillow
  • You still aim your bat to his face as he tries to reason with you
  • After some bargaining, you agreed to let him stay in your home and he promised to protect you from other bad guys and any sign of trouble, since one can never be too safe in Gotham
  • Although it takes you time to get used to him, he warms up to you from the moment you almost whacked him with the bat
  • “You’re a psycho in your own way, doll.”
  • “……weirdo.”

Psycho roommate

  • Jerome will always take up the kitchen table plotting evil schemes
  • You always provide him some moral support and hot chocolate as he works, with exactly 6 marshmallows, just how he likes it
  • Always worried for his dumb ass
  • “Hey, so I might be late for dinner…..being chased by the GCPD again :) “
  • You always have to tend to his injuries, but you really don’t mind it since Jerome excitedly tells you what happened
  • He can go days, and DAYS without showering so you always got to force him into a nice bubble bath
  • He hates it
  • But it’s okay cause he has his mf’ rubber ducky that has its own knife
  • And when you leave to get him a towel, he’ll hide in the bubbles and give you a heart attack
  • “BOO!”
  • “Don’t even get me started doll face”
  • Nicknames galore
  • To him, you’re his doll, baby, sweet cheeks, toots, angel, his queen, his darlin’, and all that cute jazz
  • To you, he’s your carrot top, ass face, ginger, psycho, stupid weenie, dweeb, moron, etc.
  • However, you have soft spot for calling him puddin’ when he’s not around cause you think he’ll find it weird
  • But, he knows
  • And he loves it

Dating him

  • He comes home super bloody one day, not even his though, with the biggest grin on his face
  • “(Y/N)!!!! COME QUICK!!!”
  • You find him and panic cause GOOD LORD THAT’S A LOT OF BLOOD!
  • He assures you it’s fine and tells you to close your eyes and turn around
  • You low key hoped he wasn’t going to kill you, though you knew he wouldn’t, but one could never be to sure
  • A feeling of a cool metal chain hit’s your neck and you immediately look down to see a beautiful, and probably expensive, silver necklace with the letter J on it
  • You feel his warm breath hit you as he leans into you and leaves a soft kiss on your neck
  • “Be my girlfriend (Y/N)? My partner in crime? My puddin’?”
  • Ever since you said yes, he’s been way more protective than ever
  • You can’t even go out with your friends without him having a steak out wherever you go
  • He literally will bring his custom made binoculars and guns
  • But you find it cute nonetheless
  • Not to mention he spoils the crap out of you
  • “You can’t just steal a 24 karat diamond ring Jerome!”
  • “But it looks sooooo good on you babe!”
  • “…………. oh my gosh you’re right!”
  • Eating so much junk food like gummy worms, ice-cream, tortilla chips, and Jerome’s favorite, Nutella
  • “Wanna lick it off my naked body?”
  • “What?! No Jerome!”
  • “COME ON!”
  • He totally respects you wanting to have a normal life
  • Cause he doesn’t want to put you in harm’s way
  • All in all, he’s still a dweeb
  • But he’s your dweeb, and you wouldn’t want it any other way
Monsta X reaction to their s/o playing Mystic Messenger

requested by anon~


Originally posted by malegroups

Shownu; Throughout the whole week Shownu has been noticing how you’ve been so distracted whenever the two off you were together. You were always on your phone and by the time Shownu saw that you were playing Mystic Messenger, he’d grab your phone and look at the characters before looking at you. He’d be curious about the game but he’d be a bit jealous since you’ve been spending time with Jumin Han.

Babe, don’t I look like him? *flashes the biggest smile while wearing some suit and tie*”

“Uh, no….”

“Oh well, I’m a lot stronger than him and I’m real and he’s not.”

Originally posted by sonhvunwoo

Wonho; Wonho would be pretty jealous. The two of you were on a make out session when your phone suddenly sounded, notifying you that someone was calling. Hurriedly pulling yourself away from Wonho, you pressed the app and answered the call right away, the sound of a male’s voice filling the whole room. Shin Hoseok would be pouty and would unconsciously stare at you while sulking.

Oh my gosh, Zen is so freaking hot!!!!”

“*gives you the silent treatment while pouting*”

“Wait a minute…. omo…. Zen looks like you!”

“*ears perks up and looks at you, acting like he’s mad* What?”

Originally posted by kihqun

Minhyuk; This ball of sunshine would become serious real quick. When he caught you playing Mystic Messenger with a big smile plastered on your face, he’d call your name and would probably be looking at you with a ‘.__.’ expression since he didn’t get any response from you. When you’d finally talk to him, he’d be asking you a lot of questions and he’d also be sulky… just alittle bit…

Babe.” “[y/n]. Hey [y/n]….. Earth to [y/n]??????”

“Okay fine, if that’s what you want… *goes to the other side of the room and sulks*”

“Hey Oppa, what do you want for— *notices his sudden change of aura*”

“What does Mystic Messenger have that I don’t have?”

Originally posted by kihqun

Kihyun; Yoo Kihyun would be challenged. Challenged by a fictional character. Seeing you squeal just because Seven has started to open up to you made him feel jealously slowly building up. He’d actually go up to you and would be frank. He’d be bombarding you with questions, making you show him the picture of Seven, only to see Seven cross-dressing as a nun. Kihyun would be showing a lot of things to you, asking you if they can do this or do that.

What do you even see with that Seven guy huh?”


“Can he do this? *starts doing body rolls*”

“What the heck, he’s a fictional character babe!”

Originally posted by min-shookga-yoongi

Hyungwon; Chae Hyungwon would not be pleased with your decision in choosing Mystic Messenger over him. When he found out that you were practically obsessed with that game (meaning waking up in the middle of the night, practically doing nothing since u’re waiting for the new chatroom), he’d ask you to choose between you go to the cafe with him that afternoon or play that game of yours… which you chose playing mystic messenger. He’d be judging you…

So you’re really choosing that game over me?”

“Yeah… I thought you’re okay with it?”

“Well then, so be it. I hope that you realize that you’re making the wrong decision babe. Ciao, I’m gonna go and spend time with Wonho and I won’t be coming home, babye.”

“Alright, have fun!”

“*judges you silently*”

Originally posted by kihn

Jooheon; I think this ball of cuteness would turn into a ball of seriousness… just like Minhyuk. The two of you were supposed to watch a movie when he saw that you were too preoccupied with Mystic Messenger, making him furrow his eyebrows and observe you carefully. He would feel betrayed.. to be honest… since he feels like Mystic Messenger > him… (i’d choose you jooheon ;^;) He’d be quiet throughout the whole day and would only speak to you once you noticed his sudden change of attitude.

Babe, what’s wrong?”

“Do you really love Mystic Messenger…. like love it more than you love me?”

“What?! No, I love you more babe. And why would I choose Mystic Messenger over you– *mystic messenger notif sound*”

“Don’t you dare–”

“I’m so sorry babe, I’ll be right back!”

Originally posted by sonhvunwoo

I.M; Your expectation of Changkyun’s reaction would be utterly different. By the moment he catches you playing Mystic Messenger, he’d actually ask you if it’s nice, who the characters are and he’d even download it on his phone!!!!! And maybe after a few hours of being gone (checking the game out)…. he’d come out of the room with a wig on and would awkwardly pose right in front of you.


“Yes babe– Oh my gosh, *laughs* what are you up to Changkyun?”

“Don’t I look more fabulous than that Yoosung guy that you’re falling head over heels with?”

“Oh, you sure do baby! And guess what, you’re like him. Remember the time when you dyed your hair to blonde–”

“Silence *puts a finger on your lips* thou shall not speak of that ever again.”

anonymous asked:

Thank you for your blog! It's so great! This is inspired by Yoosung's text to the wrong person: Can you please write headcanons where MC's cooking is very bad, but she tries to cook something special for RFA+V+Saeran for the first time.

Haha, thank you! Just for reference, the anon is talking about these sets of texts, Hope you like these headcanons!


  • You wanted to cook him a meal as a surprise
  • He got home from work early, so the surprise was sort of ruined and he gets the gist
  • Luckily, you weren’t  the kitchen though…
  • So he sneaks a taste
  • Oh boy…it was bad
  • Not wanting to hurt your feelings, he quickly calls take out
  • You welcome him and announce dinner is done
  • He uses his acting skills
  • “Oh my gosh, babe! I was going to surprise you, so I ordered take out!”
  • He still takes a little bit of your food so your efforts are still appreciated
  • Thankfully, the next time you cooked for him, your skills had gotten better


  • You found a recipe that you wanted to try
  • But you wanted to cook it especially for him
  • He had cooked with you before, and knew your cooking could be on the blander side
  • But he was really sensitive about your feelings
  • He let you cook alone, but when you disappeared or weren’t looking, he’d add some spices or some other things to fix it
  • The meal was pretty good and you both were happy
  • Although, he casually mentions that you two should cook together sometimes
  • You pick up a lot from him and your cooking improves


  • You wanted to help out around the house a little more
  • So you offer to make dinner
  • You really haven’t cooked a meal like this before so you’re a bit skeptical yourself
  • You ask for Jaehee’s honest opinion
  • She tastes it and then reaches for your hand on the table
  • “Are you sure you want my absolute and honest opinion?”
  • You nod
  • She takes a deep breath, “It’s…really bland.” 
  • You don’t really feel bad about it though
  • Because she helps you fix it right away
  • Surprisingly, she knows a lot about cooking even though she seemed to never have time for it before
  • You guys cook together more often


  • When you said you wanted to make him a special meal, he was flattered
  • He’s excited so he watches you as you cook
  • He grows increasingly worried as you keep going as he’s pretty sure you don’t need that much salt and pepper
  • When he sneaks a taste, he’s pretty sure it’s not supposed to taste that way either
  • He discreetly asks his chef to make the same dish since he knew it was your first time and he didn’t want to hurt your feelings
  • Dinner itself is like a secret agent mission
  • Jumin had to distract you enough to have the chef swap dishes
  • The secret is out when you finally return the table
  • “I don’t remember potatoes in this dish….”
  • He sighs and is honest about the whole thing
  • You start laughing, but tell him just to be his usual honest self next time
  • He does have the chef give you a few cooking lessons, so the next time isn’t really a problem


  • He doesn’t really cook himself
  • And he doesn’t have a full meal unless Vanderwood cooks something
  • So when you offer to cook something while he’s busy with work, he just smiles and nods
  • Then you hand him the bowl of soup of some kind
  • He eagerly takes the first bite….and it hits him
  • It’s really bad, but you looked so eager
  • So he just pretends to swallow and gives you a thumbs up
  • When you leave the room, he dumps it out into the sink
  • He acts like he ate the whole thing
  • You tasted it yourself and knew it was bad
  • After three or four meals, you just look at him “Are you done?”
  • He drops the charade and pulls you into a hug
  • “I’m so sorry! I tried!”
  • You devote yourself to watching more Grandpa Lamsey and Aimee Oliver to improve yourself


  • You called him over and said you were cooking and had made extra
  • When he sits down, it looks good
  • But looks are deceiving
  • He takes a bite and slowly swallows
  • He sets the chopsticks down  
  • “Did you look up a recipe online?” 
  • “No! I wanted to try my own thing.”
  • He just nods, “You should look up a recipe online.”
  • You scoff at him before you taste the food yourself
  • You clear your throat, “I’ll start Googling.”
  • Let’s just say you really needed those recipes


  • He’s so happy when you surprise him with dinner
  • When he takes the first bite, it doesn’t taste so bad
  • But….it’s really spicy
  • It apparently didn’t affect you
  • Still, you seemed to put so much effort into it, he didn’t want you to feel bad
  • So he just discreetly drank a lot of water
  • When he got home, he had to take some antacids before bed
  • He drops subtle hints later that he can’t really handle spicy foods
  • You thankfully catch on and tone it down a bit next time 

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It fucks me up that I still remember our first call, the first time you told me you loved me in voice and writing. The letter you wrote me. The songs you used to send me with you singing them. Wilson. The first time we looked at flights together. The time you told me that you had the time for Wales already on your phone. When you told me you lied about not liking things just to hear me talk about them. The first time that you talked to my friends. The first time you told me you missed us. The first time I had to say goodbye to you. The last time you told me you loved me. The last time I heard you call me baby. I remember every moment of the last four months, every little bit. I have a terrible memory but I can’t forget a thing about you. How you used to refuse to call me until you had a face of make up on, despite the fact I think you’re beautiful without it. How drunk you were the first time you called me and got extremely confused about how to answer the call. How I couldn’t believe that a girl like you could love me, and as much as I didn’t say it at first, I knew I loved you. From the moment you walked into my life. I don’t know how it was possible, I still don’t, but I just knew. I knew that if I told you I loved you then I’d never be able to let you go. And I was right.

baekhyun + bodyworship + praise kink

((how to write bodyworship…??????? how to smut????????????))

 “Are you alright there? Comfortable? Swell?”

“Yes, I’m waiting for you to man the fuck up and work on removing my clothes, Baek. This isn’t our honeymoon, you twat.”

“All in due time, hon.”

“Fuck,” you hiss as he pushes your bra straps off your shoulders, cupping your breasts quite obscenely, thumbing at your nipples.

“Gosh babe, you’re so beautiful,” he gushes.

“Shut up and put that stupid mouth for something useful,” you snap.

“Jesus babe, I would do that for hours without you even asking me, god you’re so perfect,” he groans, licking on the valley between your breasts and lips enclosing on a nipple. He sucks just enough to get a rise out of you, his other hand sneaking inside your shorts and thumbing on your clit over your underwear. The reaction he gets turns him on, for your back arches, pushing your breasts more towards him.

“Fuck, your boobs are perfect, they’re so nice I could bury myself in them all day,” he groans. Baekhyun groans again and moves just a little, his hips rubbing against the bed sheet.

Fuck, Baekhyun was getting off on this. He was grinding the duvet to get himself off on praising you.

“Ah, babe, I can’t…ah,” he says, hand on your underwear shivering.

“You’re so wet, so…ah,” he groans deliriously, rushing to pull your shorts off and settles between your legs comfortably.

“It’s all for me right, ah…babe,” he says, licking over your underwear. You keen in agreement.

“God, your thighs, they’re so perfect, so hot; aren’t you honey?” he asks, his pretty hands smoothing over your thighs, skimming over your underwear.

“Ngh, they feel so nice under my hands, so soft and thick and ah…fuck!” Baekhyun grinds down particularly hard when he pulls the elastic of your underwear, letting it snap onto the junction of your thigh and pelvis, earning a squeak from you.

“Baek- ! ahn-!, stop saying stuff like that-!“

“But I love your body, (y/n), look how wet you are for me,” he swipes a finger down your slit and wiggles it at your face.

“Baek!” you keen, hips stuttering through your first release.

“Nnn…” you groan, feeling tender.

“God babe, that was so fucking hot…” he puffs out a hot breath and his eyes glaze over.

“You’re so good, laid out like this for me, all for me, isn’t it?” he asks rhetorically and uses his tongue to lick the tip of his finger, putting it into his mouth and sucking it.

“Gosh babe, you taste fine, fuck, I want to be inside you so bad.”

“Hurry the fuck up then,” you snap and he laughs.

“Fuck, ah, ah, babe, you’re so hot, sucking me in like that,” he moans, pushing into you after slipping on a condom and keens in a high pitched whine when he finally bottoms out.

“You take me so well,” he bucks, fucking into your heat.

“I would like to think so, stop talking, speak with your hips, Byun Baekhyun,” you order.

“Fuck, babe, say my name like that again, ah, fuck…”

“Dude, you’re overdoing it, it isn’t even that…ah fuck!” you yelp when he pushes in and snaps against your hips mercilessly hard, literally plowing deep into you.

“Shit, I want to fuck you so much harder! Babe, please let me, let me-!” he whines, asking you as if you’ve told him to go slow any time before this.

“Fuck me Baekhyun, fuck me hard…!” you look right into his clouded eyes, and something in him snaps, he thrusts into you hard and you yelp, grabbing his hand for balance.

“Ah…(y/n), (y/n)…! Ngh!” he groans, hips snapping harder and harder as he crescendos into a frenzy, hands groping your chest and finally grabbing your neck, slotting his lips onto yours and groaning into a heated, sweaty kiss.

“Baekhyun, why are you such a whiny fuck?” you ask, growling and raking your nails over his barely there biceps.

“Not on the Baekceps dude, never target my children,” he growls, pinching your thigh.

“Fuck…!” you growl back in response, opting to rake your nails down his back, making sure to leave red lines all over.

“Are you going to come for me, (y/n), come,” he coaxes your orgasm out of you and you oblige, letting go with a strangled garble of his name.

Baekhyun follows you, the sight of you falling apart spurring his release from him.

“Fuck, you’re so so fucking-! so- ahngh! I’m coming-! Ah-!!” he growls, pulling out and jacking his dick off in a desperate attempt to prolong his release.

“Come on Baek, come for me, next time you can come on my face,” you slyly tell him, batting your eyelashes at him provocatively.

“Fuck…! Fuck fuck fuck fuck…!” he slumps over in exhaustion.

“God, you can ruin me in a single go, (y/n),” he sighs.

The next morning, Baekhyun wakes up screaming,




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Monsta X reaction to their s/o being a Monbebe who has a big collection of their merchandises

requested by anon~


Originally posted by wonhontology

Shownu; The moment when you got caught by Shownu organizing all of your collection of their merchandises, Shownu would be utterly surprised. He’d be gawking, big round eyes and mouth wide open. His eyes would roam around the whole room, observing every single merchandise that you have.. well you practically have every single thing. He’d be so surprised that he wouldn’t be able to utter a single word.

Surprise… I’m a monbebe hehe.”

“ *O* “

“Babe, are you alright?”

“ *O* “

“Baby, you should close your mouth.. a fly might go straight right in there.”

“ *O* “

Originally posted by monsta-x-cuties

Wonho; When your doorbell rang, Wonho opened it for you and received the parcel that you’ve been waiting for almost three days now. And by the minute you told him that you’ve order all of the versions of their Beautiful album, he’d be really happy to be honest. But when you told him about your whole collection, seeing it up close and what not, he’d be really ecstatic!!! He wouldn’t be able to stop smiling at you. AND let me tell you, Wonho would really thankful to have a supportive girlfriend, who’s also a monbebe. 

Oh glob, are you serious?”

“Heck yes!”

“Oh glob, this is amazing baby *hugs you tightly*”

Originally posted by bunnywonho

Minhyuk; Sending him a picture of the stuff that you’ve recently bought from the nearest album store and, Minhyuk wouldn’t be able to contain his feels. He’d be squealing his heart out, he’d immediately video call you, asking you to show him more of the merchandises that you earn and when he sees it, he couldn’t be able to contain his expression and he’d be blabbering the randomest thing, and he’d be telling the boys about this while the two of you are in the middle of video calling.

How long have you been a monbebeb babe???”

“Uh, since No Mercy period babe *wink*”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I thought you knew?”


Originally posted by kihqun

Kihyun; Since you were busy baking some brownies, Kihyun decided to clean your room when he comes upon your book shelf. But when he finally sees that the book shelf is filled with all their merchandises and the wall beside it is filled with their posters, he’d be so happy and proud about it but he’d still act calm about it tho. He’d call you out for a moment and would naturally tease you about it, giving you some cheesy slash greasy pick up lines, only to make you annoyed.

Hey baby, can I talk to you for a second?”

“Yeah, what is it?”

“I didn’t know that you’re crazy about us *wink*”

“What the heck are you talking about Yoo Kihyun?”

“Oh, nothing, why don’t we go look at all your book shelf over there?”

Originally posted by ew-wonho

Hyungwon; Hyungwon has never been to your studio so when you brought him to your studio, he sees the wall where you keep all your albums and he sees your huge collection of their merchandise, he wouldn’t help but burst out into fits of laughter since he couldn’t believe it. He’d be in denial at first but then he’d literally ask you about it every single second, only to giggle every time you answer his questions.

Baby, are you really a monbebe?”

“Yeah, I’ve been a monbebe since like forever.”

“Omo *giggling*”

“Oh gosh babe.”

“You’re so cute *pinches your cheeks*”

Originally posted by jo0heonie

Jooheon; This honey wouldn’t be able to hide his surprise. When you first showed him your apartment for the first time, he’d be so surprised about all your MONSTA X merchandise but hey, you’ve warned him about it. But then thinking on how you really supported them may it be through streaming or buying their merch, he’d be so touched about it. He wouldn’t be able to hide his smile and he’d be so giddy throughout the whole day.

I just can’t believe it babe.”

“Believer what?”

“I can’t believe that I’m dating our monbebe and that’s you~”

“Aww babe.”

Originally posted by bts-bap-trash

I.M; This boy wouldn’t be able to stop himself from acting coy. When he saw your huge collection after he squeezed out the fact about you being a monbebe, he couldn’t help but feel amazed and touched at the same time. But then he couldn’t also help but to tease you a bit. Since of course, who wouldn’t be able to control themselves from teasing the love of their love if they knew they loved their group? Well, this boy wouldn’t be able to control himself.

Oh gosh, you were serious?”

“Yeah, I won’t have this babies here if I weren’t serious?”

“Oh, you~ You’ve been into me before we even met huh? *wink wink*”

“Really now Changkyun? Really now?”

Ruin part 3


AN: Honestly, I think I would’ve done another part even without a request. Considering making this into a series? Let me know what you guys think of that idea… Hope you enjoy it 

Part 1  Part 2

Originally posted by scared-of-my-own-image

The bell for government was about to ring and you waited until the last moment before walking in.

Your head to your seat, whilst your friend waved you over excitedly.

“I haven’t heard from you in days! Where have you been?!”

‘I just broke up with my boyfriend. Found out Shawn likes me. Came to the sudden realization that I did too. Oh, we kissed!  Also, we may or may not be dating.’

“You and there.” The bell rings, interrupting your vague answer. Thankfully she doesn’t pay too much attention and copies the note down from the board.

You glance back to where Shawn is seated. A headphone dangles from his right ear, but he’s still paying close attention to the teachers beginning lecture.

You turn back to the front, not wanting to get called out. There was no doubt Mrs. Mitchell wouldn’t have been able to tell just who you had been looking at. You didn’t need her to announce it to the entire class.

“Remember, papers are due this Friday! Homework is to annotate this hand out and come up with questions. We’ll be having a Socratic seminar tomorrow. I don’t want to deal with anyone lacking and not completing this simple assignment. I’ll see you all tomorrow!”

Rose doesn’t stop to wait for you, or revisit the conversation. You’re glad when she rushes out of the class. Government being her least favorite subject.

“Y/N,” the voice is incredibly familiar behind you, and you try to not seem too flustered.

“Hey!” You cringe at the excitement lacing your response, while Shawn chuckles. “Sorry..”

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anonymous asked:

a headcanon where MC has a really popular vlog channel, like she have 6+ million subs and MC has had the channel for 5 years, like her channel is her main job, and the rfa+v+saeran are caught watching her old videos because they wanted to see what she did and how she was back when they didn't know her. In the end they probably become part of her vlogging? Thanks! :D

Thank you for the ask! It’s really specific tho … are you a vlogger yourself? I don’t exactly know what vlogs actually are?? I’m sorry but but college is REALLY stressful for me and I don’t have time for anything. I’m gonna assume that they are targeted towards a specific audience….

Yoosung and the prankster

- Your vlogs are what shitposts would look like in video

- Always making funny comments, jokes, meme references and pranks

-You do these small skits too

-Yoosung had already seen some of your videos

-So when he first met you, he had a nagging feeling he had seen you somewhere before

-When he knew that vlogging was your profession, he just had to check it out

-He always knew you were very smart and funny but those videos were just amazing. He couldn’t believe how you wrote and acted those things out yourself

- His girlfriend was amazing, beautiful, smart and…. cue shot of you with a pencil stuck up your nose SO DAMN RIDICULOUS

- He laughed so hard he had to clutch his sides and strain to just breathe

-That;s when you walked in

- “Yoosung…. WHAT THE HECK,” you shouted. Isn;t that the correct response when your boyfriend is just rolling on the floor, laughing maniacally with tears streaming down his face?

- “MC! MC!” he said struggling to hold his breath, “Why didn’t you show these to me before!! You’re so talented and funny.” He waked over to you and kissed you on the lips.

- “You bet… I didn;t get all those subscribers for nothing,” you grin

- So you two ended up getting drunk and watching your videos all night. 

- And ya’all had a deadly hangover the morning after    

- But you were determined to make him appear in one of your videos. 

- He did occasionally appear. Yoosung was adorable a nervous wreck  in those videos and so people started requesting videos with him

- Besides it was so much fun showing off your cute boyfriend

Zen and the reviewer   

- So you were the reviewer

- So smart, sophisticated and clever

- Always reviewing movies, books and sometimes even anime we are all only human, right? 

- You were really clever, detail oriented and organised. 

- You first did this as a hobby but since it really took off, you decided to make this your main job

- When you got home one day, you saw zen intently watching something on the laptop

- He was so engrossed in it that he didnt even seeing you coming

- “Sweetie, what are you doing ?” you asked

- “Gosh! Babe, you scared me!” he said as he clutched his chest. Drama Queen much?

 - You learnt that he was actually watching your videos the entire evening

- “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME BABE??” he asked, “You’re so good at this!! And you have so many subscribers!!”

- “I’m not as popular as you!!” you protested as you sat next to him. He kissed your cheek. 

- He whined a little and proceeded to click the next video

- “My boyfriend Zen;s new movie is amazing,” you proclaimed in the video, “You guys should check it out. He’s such talented actor….” 

- You proceeded to praise Zen in the video. Something you dare not do to his face. You;re a real tsundere… I’ll give you that

- “I mean…. you were pretty good in the movie Zen…” you gave him a little fake laugh. God… that was so embarrassing 

- “ Babe…” zen said as he flung the laptop. 

- Before you could protest, he cupped your face in his hands and kissed you wildly.

- His hands slid under your shirt. “Why don’t we take this to the bedroom?” you suggested. He smirked.  

- The beast was unleashed. 

- So the first video you did with zen was such a hit! Your subscriber count went up!! And you had so many requests!! A lot of people started watching Zen’s movies too. The two of you really had such a positive impact on each others career and life

Jaehee and the coplayer

- You were a cosplayer

- Not unlike Jaehee, you were such a big fangirl too

- You cosplayed everything from anime, manga, video games to comic books

- You’ve never ever missed a convention

- Jaehee being the loving and caring wife that she is, was always the first person to watch your videos and anonymously comment good things about it and anonymously take down the bullies too 

- She enjoyed watching you stitch, wear your perfect makeup and just transform yourself. 

- Sometimes, when you’re in cosplay, she can barely recognise you but she never admits it

- Jaehee helped you make the vidoes. But it never struck you to make her a part of it

- But one day you had this really good idea!

-There was this really big convention coming up and what better way to introduce her to your friends??? 

- “Sailor Uranus and Neptune!” you proclaimed, “That’s what we should go as!”

- “I’m sorry but WE??” Jaehee dropped the cup she was holding. 

- “Yes! Jaehee my darling” you did a dramatic twirl, “You must accompany me!”

- It took a lot of coaxing but she finally agreed

- And boy did you transform her 

- She couldn’t believe she looked like that.

- You always caught her catching glimpses at herself in the mirror

- By God, she was cute. 

- “Thank you, MC,” she smiled as she kissed you really softly on your lips.

- Your beast= unleashed.

- All throughout the convention, you took videos of your wife.  

- Jaehee never knew about this

–When you finally posted the video, it was such a hit!!!  People were going crazy over you and your wife! They requested a lot of videos with her. 

-When Jaehee came to know about this, she blushed beet red. 

- “Mc!! Stop embarrassing me like this,” she cried as she covered her face.

- Now you can finally unleash that beast in peace

Jumin and the musician  

- Jumin Han is a sophisticated man

- And you;re such a sophisticated girl

- You play the violin, the piano, the flute….. name any instrument and you could play it 

-You wanted to work for an orchestra but since your channel took off, you decided to make vlogging your main job

- Why not? YOu really enjoyed the freedom

- You would play anything you wanted. From complicated classical pieces to the openings of really cheesy tv shows

-You would always play something for jumin

- He preferred listen to you live than over the internet

- He really loved how your fingers moved and just how focused you were

- To him, just to see you and listen to your music was such a stress buster

- One day when Jumin found free time, he decided to check out your channel in his office

- He literally hit himself for not having seen your videos before.

- You were just as wonderful on the computer

- When you came over to give him his lunch, you were in for a shock

- Jumin was listening to an original piece by you while a drop of tear streamed down his face. He wiped it off immediately when he saw you

- “Are you one of those single tear people,” you laughed and walked over to him. Whiplash reference  which jumin did not understand T_T

- “Mc…” said as he literally pounced over you. He started to kiss your neck and tried to undo your zipper. 

- “Woah wait, Mr. Han! What is this about?”

- “I’m sorry Ive never seen your videos before,” he said, “You are so amazingly talented MC.”

- “If you want to make it up to me Jumin… then I know just the thing.”

- Needless to say, the great Jumin Han had to clear his schedule so that he could appear in one of your videos 

- And of course your comments section was filled with different variants of “ MC ARE YOU DATING THE JUMIN HAN?”

Seven and the makeup guru

- You are the Queen. bows down to you

- Your makeup is always on point. Please teach me how to do eyebrows Y_Y

- You started doing these makeup tutorials in college

- You got really popular and thought… heck why not get paid for this

- Seven is obsessed with your videos. BOI HAS SEEN ALL OF IT

- The both of you literally stay home most of the time

- Seven loves watching you do makeup

- He gives this really cute commentary when you do it

- “AND SHE SCORES” he’d scream when youre done

- He;s actually really fashionable himself

- “ MC I think you should go with ruby woo for this”

- “Shaddup seven”

- And whenever someone makes fun of you in the comments, he has no mercy.

- YOu never knew about this. But you were pretty suspicious cause the amount of hate went down? Boi never deleted all of it, he was clever like that

- You did the ‘entire face with kids makeup challenge’ on him… while he was asleep

- He never forgave you for that….. secretly he loved it

- He tries on your makeup when you’re not there

V and the food and culture blogger

- You love travelling

-And you have this really wholesome food and culture vlog

- After all that mint eye mess, he’s not dead I promise Y_Y you guys decided to travel the world

- Your vlog was restricted to your country and ever since the world tour the subscriber count went up

- You would do these vlogs where you’d describe the scenery to V

- It was so tastefully worded

- You guys visited usual places, interacted with the most interesting people and the food…. by God it was good

- And V, being the romantic that he is, would say something once in a while that absolutely floored you

- “GOD! V, The scenery is so beautiful”

- “Is it as beautiful as you?” he’d ask as he kissed your forehead

- All in all, it became fluff overload

- V became your permanent partner in this

- You guys had so much fun doing this that it did not really feel like a job

Saeran and the gamer

- You’d do gaming vlogs….. I’ve never seen one in my entire life… and Ive only heard of pewdiepie so no hate pls

- Saeran doesnt play games…… except in the bedroom of course

- He doesnt get why you’re so obsessed

- But he still obsessively watches all your videos…. he’s a complicated boi

- He always reads ALL the comments

- Let’s just say that he’s ruined some lives

- You’ve never gotten a negative comment after he came into your life??

- You asked Saeran to stop but he’s always feigned ignorance 

- You know Saeran watches your videos but he pretends he does not

- He always gives that tiny little cute smile when he watches your videos…. and you know this cause you’re a stalker like that 

- Always says stupid things like “MC, I wonder what those fingers can do??”

- Aaaand you smack him on the head for it