babes do that to me

A few casual remarks from @mindblownie caused by a few casual remarks from @babe-without-the-arms made me realize that mysterious wildcard Jeffries doing his thing with no ties actually has one known tie on the chessboard

Nikola Tesla is the greatest b/c he loved pigeons and science and wanted to provide people with electricity at low cost but he was also lowkey trying to build a death beam. 

  • Tracer: Emily luv, look up at the moon
  • Emily: [on facetime] ok
  • Tracer: I'm up here! do you see me?
  • Emily: it's really far away babe I just see the moon
  • Tracer: !!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!! I'M THERE!!

Person: “Sure I like Captain Kirk!”

Me:

Person: “He’s like Han Solo! That devil-may-care hero trope is my favorite!”

Me:

Person: “Plus, talk about a ladies’ man!”

Me:

  • keith: explain it to me again
  • lance: babe...
  • keith: do it
  • lance: free willy is a film about a boy helping a killer whale escape its enclosure and escape to the sea. free willy's name is a play on the term 'free will', which is the idea a person is able to choose their own life rather than destiny or something else controlling the person's choices. free willy is a film about a boy getting a whale's free will back as well as a film about the whale, called willy, being freed, so the name has a double meaning.
  • keith, softly but with passion: holy fuck

I refuse not to be a part of Pocky day