god can you imagine being niall's lawyer
  • niall: i want to leave a few million dollars to each of my sons and the rest to maintaining my house and wife
  • lawyer: weird way to say that but all right
  • niall: she's going to go into a coma when i die, you know
  • lawyer:
  • niall: also i want my middle son to have the house, but if he ever goes inside it, bankrupt the little shit
  • lawyer:
  • niall, brandishing a scrap of paper: also here's this sentence in a nonsense language. work that in somewhere