Why don’t people talk about Beren and Lúthien??? Like?? Literally the hottest elf babe, EVER, goes to rescue her dumbass but gentle and pure human boyfriend from a stupid quest her asshole dad set him. She escapes a rapunzel-like tower by herself and marches right up to fucking sauron singing a song at him and then her dog beats the shit outta him. Then you know what!?! She’s all, bitch, if you don’t give me ur tower I’m going to tell on you and she saved the day like?! Where is my movie of that.