someone: hey what’s your favorite band?
me: *sweating profusely*
me: i don’t think you’re ready for that
someone: just answer it
me: okay, they’re called Motionless In White, and the lead singer has the beefiest arms ever, the guitarist Ricky smiles like a fucking dork. The other guitarist, Ryan is a total sweetheart with his long hair. The keyboardist, Balz is hilarious and has a scream that will end you. Also their previous drummer Angelo had some beef on him too. Anyways their current drummer Vinny is a babe and his drumming is killer, so as I was saying Motionless In White-
someone: why did i ask
me: i fucking warned you