babby's first car crash

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so hey tumbly check out what i survived

im really gonna miss this fuckin car, i hope insurance gives us a decent amount for it and lets us keep the $300 worth of new tires on him cos those fuckers made it hard to pay the mortgage last month

anyhow im still sittin on my ass waitin for douchefuck mcgraw to subpoena me and try and convince me that somehow stop signs dont apply to him and this was totally all my fault for driving like a sane rational human being and expecting people to stop at stop signs instead of just pullin out onto MAJOR FUCKIN ROADS WITHOUT LOOKIN

at least my medical bills for everything post-crash seems to be covered atm which is good cos my back is hella fucked up

so we test drove the lil green scion and holy FUCK there was somethin wrong w the damn car, like, what the hell, the interior was completely shot from kidfilth and somethin went WUBWUBWUBWUB and pulled to the right the minute we got it out of the lot for a test drive

i mean i like a fat bass drop as much as anyone but NOT WHEN ITS COMING FROM A CAR IM DRIVING

anyhow moms decided to buy new

hooray