so i was discussing bittyparse pet names with @omgpbandj. and just. imagine. established relationship whatever and they’re living together. and kent is just constantly????? hollering BAAAAAAAAAABE throughout their house???? THEIR HOUSE IS TOO BIG TO SHOUT FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER but kent /always/ does it anyway????
bitty will be in their bedroom and kent’s just. from the kitchen: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST
kent: BABE WHAT
kent: I’M MAKING WAFFLES
bitty: I’M GOOD!!!!!
kent, walking into the room: babe i couldn’t hear you do you want a waffle