baaaaaaaaaabs

so i was discussing bittyparse pet names with @omgpbandj. and just. imagine. established relationship whatever and they’re living together. and kent is just constantly????? hollering BAAAAAAAAAABE throughout their house???? THEIR HOUSE IS TOO BIG TO SHOUT FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER but kent /always/ does it anyway????

bitty will be in their bedroom and kent’s just. from the kitchen: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST

bitty: no!

kent: BABE WHAT

bitty: NO!!

kent: I’M MAKING WAFFLES

bitty: I’M GOOD!!!!!

kent, walking into the room: babe i couldn’t hear you do you want a waffle

TW: Men making fetishized movies about rape & calling it “dark humor”

AND NOW TODAY IN “MEN USING RAPE AS A DARK AND EXOTIC PLOT POINT USED TO EXPLORE THEIR OWN MORALITY AND FEELINGS RATHER THAN THOSE OF THE WOMEN YOU KNOW…BEING RAPED” (see: The Gift starring Bradley Cooper)  … IT IS MY ESTEEMED HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU ALL: DEADGIRL. 

Sent in by my bud Mikey (@timetrabble) “It’s literally about some high schoolers who find a chained up zombie girl in an abandoned hospital and decide to make her their sex slave.”

THEN, the movie ends with the main character, Rickie, who has defended the “honor” of his high school crush the entire movie, “saving her life” so that he can “rape her forever” 😍😍😍😍😍  awwwww baaaaaaaaaabe… you shouldn’t haaaaaaave: 

“Rickie holds her for a moment, assuring her that he loves her and will save her. She coughs blood into his face and tells him, ‘Fucking grow up.’ Then she asks him, ‘Please, Rickie, help me.’ The film cuts to cleanly dressed Rickie living normally as he walks outside in the direction of the asylum. There, in the basement, surrounded by soft lights, tied lying in bed wearing clean lingerie, is his Deadgirl, Joann.’

LOLOL WHAT A BITCH I MEAN CLEARLY SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT

ladies, when the revolution comes every woman will get to save 10 men so be thinking about who you want on your list & why.

Call your uncles, your brothers, your cousins, tell them you never loved them – & that war is near.

flocket bein’ the cutest, obviously

Rocket chuckled to herself at Flynn’s last text as she packed up some toys and movies she had collected recently for Delilah. Once she got it all packed up, she grabbed the small sketch she did of Flynn and Dee earlier. Once she was completely ready, she left her apartment, locking the door behind her, and made her way over to Flynn’s.

“Baaaaaaaaaabe!” she groaned, knocking on the door. God she wanted to see him.


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