baaaaaaaaaabs

tinyjunkerimagines  asked:

Hey! I just sent in that Junkrat ask, could I be a little selfish and ask to include McCree as well? (I'm so sorry I literally forgot to put him in there as well, it's like 6am here, I've barely slept, its not a fun time, I'm pretty sure my blood is more coffee at this point ahaha) If its not doable/okay thats totally okay!!

Thanks for all the kind words! And it’s no problem! Sorry if they’re a little short, I’m a bit stressed myself after this week… =_=

McCree

  • Probably one of the best boyfriends to have when you’re stressed, he’s just so caring and sweet when you’re feeling down.
  • Will drag you away from your work if you’re still trying to, draping himself over your desk or lap or shoulders dramatically and whining, drawing out your name or one of his many pet names for you.
  • “(Y/nnnnnnnn), baaaaaaaaaabe, come on. Daaaaaaarlin…”
  • Kisses your head and neck, pretty much anywhere he can reach, and uses his cold metal hand on your side.
  • Finally, when you agree to stop working, he looks like a happy puppy and carries you back to the bed or couch with him!
  • Goes to make you both hot chocolate if you’d like some, and probably starts a marshmallow war at some point!
  • Old wild west movies! The entire night is filled with old wild west movies, and McCree is so happy. There’s also lots of jokes and silly impressions until both of your sides hurt!
  • Cuddling under his serape, on his lap or snuggled up into his side as he buries his face in your hair and kisses your head and shoves his face in your neck to tickle you with his beard. 
  • Starts mumbling as he gets more tired, about how you’re so beautiful and how much he loves you!

Junkrat

  • Kisses your forehead and cheek while you watch, and rubs your back when he sees you getting tired.
  • Also tries to be annoying to get you out of working, wrapping his arms around you and whining for you to get to bed.
  • Kisses your neck and probably blows raspberries on it to annoy you.
  • Drags you away whether you agree or not, carrying you bridal style to the bedroom or living room, and throwing you onto the bed or couch.
  • Makes hot chocolate, hot enough to burn your mouth while he can drink it just fine, but it’s delicious anyway!
  • Puts on action movies with a lot of explosions, because, hey, he’s Junkrat.
  • Cuddles you with yours arms and legs entangled, hugging you like a koala if you try to leave!
  • You don’t even need a blanket, he’s like a living space heater when it comes to cuddling, and will lay there with you for hours until he sees that you’re calmed down and feeling better.
  • Makes jokes and tell stories from the Outback while you watch, making you laugh until your sides hurt in the end.
  • Also mumbles as he gets sleepy, about loving and how you’re so amazing, but also how he’s just so lucky to have you.

so i was discussing bittyparse pet names with @omgpbandj. and just. imagine. established relationship whatever and they’re living together. and kent is just constantly????? hollering BAAAAAAAAAABE throughout their house???? THEIR HOUSE IS TOO BIG TO SHOUT FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER but kent /always/ does it anyway????

bitty will be in their bedroom and kent’s just. from the kitchen: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST

bitty: no!

kent: BABE WHAT

bitty: NO!!

kent: I’M MAKING WAFFLES

bitty: I’M GOOD!!!!!

kent, walking into the room: babe i couldn’t hear you do you want a waffle

One of the many ways Nishinoya Yuu wakes up his hulk of a boyfriend, Azumane Asahi

So my family left so I guess I’ll answer what I have :D I wrote this yesterday though, just ‘cause I felt like it

I think i may do a few of these just because I have way too many sleeping/waking up domestic AsaNoya headcanons that need to be released. Just a heads up XD

Also, in this Noya and Asahi live together in Tokyo as they both go to school, Asahi is in his third year of his teaching degree while Noya is in his second year of art school as he wants to be a tattoo artist.

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 “Babe, you gotta get up. C’mon”, Yuu says while shaking his sleeping boyfriends shoulder. It’s only 8:30, but Asahi has class in an hour and needs to get ready. 

  “Baaaaaaaaaabe,” Yuu whines, only to be met by a deeper, more annoyed and tired whine from Asahi, before the giant baby tries to bury himself in his bed to hide from his tiny boyfriend.

  “Later, I’m a growing boy who needs sleep.”

  ‘Growing boy’ my ass. Asahi had finally stopped growing as a second year in University at a total of 189cm, while Yuu was still only 159.3cm. Not to mention there was absolutely nothing boy-ish about Azumane Asahi, other than the fact that he was currently hiding in his blankets in hope of getting some more sleep like a child.

  After 15 more minutes of shaking, hitting (with a pillow), and jumping on their bed, Yuu stands up. He notices Asahi’s smirk (he thinks this is over, HA) as he starts for the door with a new plan. Not wanting to alert the sleeping giant though, he mumbles “This isn’t over,” before exiting into the hall.

  Reaching the other end of their small apartment, Yuu has a clear path into the bedroom and can see the rise and fall of Asahi’s back from here as sleep reclaims him already. Smirking, Yuu gets into position, counts down from three, and charges down the hall screaming his famous battle cry.

  “ROOOOOOOLLING THUUUUNDEEEEER!”

  Yuu’s very tiny, very determined body plows Asahi right off their bed and into the wall and Asahi lands with a terrified squeaking sound. 

 “Yuu!”, Asahi distresses as he sits up pulling the smaller boy onto his lap so they’re facing each other. “What the hell? Are you okay? Oh my God, you scared me! You’re not hurt are you?”

  Asahi has to keep Yuu sitting up straight because he’s laughing so hard. Yuu can feel his boyfriends heart racing in his chest as he laughs so hard no noise comes out.

  “You’re terrible.” Asahi stands up, leaving a red faced and silent Yuu on the ground, and playfully kicking him in the stomach before heading into the hallway. “I’m taking a shower now. And I expect breakfast for that heart attack, you gremlin.”

  Yuu salutes his boyfriends retreating form but other wise doesn’t move.

raphsieg007x  asked:

Baaaaaaaaaabe! You're back (if only for a night)! :D

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!! but tbh i only came back to post abt this amazing gayass historical new movie i watched abt alexander the gay

anonymous asked:

27 luke pls pls pls

“baaaaaaaaaabe?” Luke shouted through the apartment.

“I’m in the living room, Luke” you replied, turning page in your book.

you heard some muffled sounds, and then Luke’s feet coming closer. “babe?”

“hm?”

you heard him stop. “I’ve got something really important to tell you..”

“yeah?” you follow the words with your eyes, too lost in the book to actually care what he has to say.

“okay, so this is really hard for me, but…” he starts, taking a deep breath. “I’m pregnant”

you instantly turned your eyes to him, watching the giant boy dramatically leaning against the wall with a few pillow tucked under his huge t-shirt. he turned his blue eyes to you, staring into your eyes before placing the back of his hand against his forehead. “and it’s yours!”

you stared at him, not really sure what to say. “Luke, honey… what on earth are you doing?”

he pushed out his bottom lip, pouting at you while bringing his left hand down until it’s resting on top of his pillow bump. “I’m pregnant, I just told you”

you laughed softly, putting your book down on the table as he made his way over to you, throwing himself down on the couch. “I’m pretty sure guys can’t be pregnant, Luke”

“y/n” Luke looked over at you. “then how do you explain this?”

you smiled. “I don’t know, I guess the condom must have broke”

Luke grabbed your hand, bringing to his stomach. “look baby, it’s our baby”

“you’re so weird, Luke” you laugh again, softly pushing him away from you.

“hey! don’t push the pregnant dude” he push you back, but you grab his wrist, pulling him with you with a squeal. he lands on top of you, a laugh escaping his own lips.

he leans down, pressing a soft kiss to your nose. “so what should we name her?”

“so it’s a her, huh?”

“mhm” Luke smiles at you. “she’s gonna look like you”

“I’d rather have a boy though” you mumble, running your fingers through his hair. “I’d want a mini you”

“we will have to work on getting you one, then” he says, suddenly serious.

you smile, bringing him closer to your face. “that sounds good”

Steel Trap

Pairing: bellatrix black x rodolphus lestrange
Setting: modern, drug-dealing AU (sequel to Pas de Deux
Word count: 2187 words
Written for: takeupserpents
Notes: because i felt really sorry for rodolphus ok like he’s such a nonentity everywhere????? 


0930h – hi
0930h – is this bellatrix black
0942h – What
0942h – Yes
0942h – Who’s this
0945h – um
0945h – rodolphus 
0946h – we met last night
0946h – at the party
0947h – you jumped on me and tried to take my shirt off
0948h – then you bit my neck
0949h – and stole my phone 
0949h – and put your number in it
0950h – then gave it to malfoy and said to hide it so that i’d have to work for reward 
0953h – Oh 
0954h – Ok then
0954h – Did he hide it
0955h – no
0955h – he gave it back to me and said you’re crazy
0959h – Motherfucker
1000h – but i like your boots
1010h – You mean you like my boobs
1010h – Asshole
1012h – yeah
1013h – but also your boots 
1013h – they’re very cool 
1014h – Wtv
1015h – If I tried to take your shirt off you must be some kind of hot I guess 
1016h – So what do you want
1016h – Breakfast?
1017h – Lunch?
1017h – Dinner?
1017h – A pity fuck?
1019h – um 
1019h – can we do lunch?
1019h – i like milkshakes
1020h – do you like milkshakes 
1021h – Lol you’re adorable 
1021h – Bring condoms

Keep reading

TW: Men making fetishized movies about rape & calling it “dark humor”

AND NOW TODAY IN “MEN USING RAPE AS A DARK AND EXOTIC PLOT POINT USED TO EXPLORE THEIR OWN MORALITY AND FEELINGS RATHER THAN THOSE OF THE WOMEN YOU KNOW…BEING RAPED” (see: The Gift starring Bradley Cooper)  … IT IS MY ESTEEMED HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU ALL: DEADGIRL. 

Sent in by my bud Mikey (@timetrabble) “It’s literally about some high schoolers who find a chained up zombie girl in an abandoned hospital and decide to make her their sex slave.”

THEN, the movie ends with the main character, Rickie, who has defended the “honor” of his high school crush the entire movie, “saving her life” so that he can “rape her forever” 😍😍😍😍😍  awwwww baaaaaaaaaabe… you shouldn’t haaaaaaave: 

“Rickie holds her for a moment, assuring her that he loves her and will save her. She coughs blood into his face and tells him, ‘Fucking grow up.’ Then she asks him, ‘Please, Rickie, help me.’ The film cuts to cleanly dressed Rickie living normally as he walks outside in the direction of the asylum. There, in the basement, surrounded by soft lights, tied lying in bed wearing clean lingerie, is his Deadgirl, Joann.’

LOLOL WHAT A BITCH I MEAN CLEARLY SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT

ladies, when the revolution comes every woman will get to save 10 men so be thinking about who you want on your list & why.

Call your uncles, your brothers, your cousins, tell them you never loved them – & that war is near.

4/4: His nicknames for you

Ashton: 


Ashton would originally call you by your name or a shortened version of it. It would then go to “Hey, beautiful” or “Good morning, gorgeous” But as your relationship grows, he’d start to fall more and more for you every day and one day, out of the blue, he’d start calling you love. And he’d add it at the end of every sentence because he just loves you too damn much and he needs you to know.

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Calum:

With Calum, it would be two things for sure. On a regular basis, he’d call you babe but a little faster and it would sound more like ‘beb’. This would be like “Let’s go to dinner, babe?” But when he’s in a romantic mood and wants to make you feel special and make sure you knew that you were all his, he’d call you darling (like in Long Way Home). Before you guys fell asleep at night, he’d hug you real tight and kiss your forehead and say “Good night, darling. I love you” and he’d make sure he sees you blushing or giggling and then he’d pinch your cheeks and sing some really silly song using the word 'darling’

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Michael:

Michael would have a bunch of nicknames for you and he’s such a loud guy that if you guys were outside, he would not hesitate to yell “SWEETIE LOOK AT THIS I NEED THIS” when he say a little stuffed animal to make friends with Daniel. If he was feeling a little whiny or hungry, you’d be 'babe’ but he’d stretch it out like “But baaaaaaaaaabe I really want pizza” and make a cute little sobbing noise. I also see him as the kind of guy, if you unknowingly did something that turned him on, he’d say something like “You know you’re such a little shit. But you’re my little shit and I love you” before pulling you into his lap and kissing you.

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Luke:

Luke would be all about food nicknames. He’d never really have a standard one. You’d be his honey pie or his strawberry cupcake or apple pie and he’d find himself so hilarious. He’d say things like “Good morning, my little chocolate muffin” or “Would you like to go to lunch, cheesecake?” or “You’re my favourite taco, baby” and he’d do that little giggle where he covers his mouth and laughs. But if he was feeling really turned on, he’d definitely call you honey (like in SLSP). It would be something he whispers into your ear and it would give you goosebumps every time.

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Material List

I’m super busy with college so requests are closed. I’m working on some stuff that will be uploaded as and when I get them done:

   1. Michael smut on being each others’ first time

   2. Ashton smut about backstage sex after a great show

   3. Calum smut about watching him working out and you find it sexy

   4. Part 6 to the Ashton AU where he’s not famous

   5. 4/4 blurb about dancing around the house

   6. 4/4 blurb about first dates

   7. 4/4 blurb about proposals

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"Warmth" A Jack Gilinsky Imagine (CUTE)

I haven’t made an imagine in forever and I’m so sorry. I had writers block for a bit.

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Jack was in the room on his phone while you were watching TV in the living room.

You guys weren’t mad each other. You both just trusted each other enough to be seperated for a bit.

Your feet were as cold as ice.

You turned off the TV and went to the room where Jack was.

He saw you and automatically smiled.

You lifted the blanket and went foot first to Jack’s body.

“OW. Your feet are freezing, babe.” Jack says quickly , but gently taking your feet off his leg.

“BUT BAAAAAAAAAABE” you whine.

“This is like when your hands got cold and you wrapped your hands around the back of my neck.” He says.

“What can I say, you’re warm!” You giggle.

“And your cold!” He chuckles, grabbing your foot and putting it on his leg again.

“I love you babeeee” you say.

“Yeah. Yeah. I’m like your personal sock!”

You both laugh.

He gets up and comes back with a pair of socks.

You thank him then put it on.

He got in bed again and you guys cuddled.

“I love your warmth.” You mumble into his chest.

“And I love you.” He mumbled back. ____________________

this sucks but better ones soon. promise.

Dancing & Cuddles (Michael) Requested

Requested by anon - Hiya, can you write something about you dancing around your room and micky whining for cuddles and to cheekily annoy him you one by one get the boys to join your dance party (ALL TIME LOW AND GREEN DAY) and you finally give in and you and all the boys squish into a king size bed together and watch a movie, but micky doesn’t care his just happy he gets his cuddle and to be able to wisper cute things in your ear

“But baaaaaaaaaabe” Michael whines as I laugh.

“Come on Mikey! I got my test results back and I passed all my classes. I want to dance!” I say happily.

“I want to cuddle”

“Not until you dance”

“I’m not dancing”

“CALUM!” I shout and his head pops around the door jam. 

“Yeah?”

“I want to dance but Mikey won’t dance with me and I have all the music set up and he is being a party pooper. I bet you are a better dancer anyway” I say, winking at him. He decides to play along and I’m grateful for that. 

“Two seconds” he says, holding up his finger. When he returns with a couple bottles of beer. He hands me one and I take a sip. I hear Michael groan.

“Caaaaaaaal, I just wanted cuddles. Why do you have to go against me!?” he pouts and Cal and I both laugh. I push play and Green Day starts coming through the speakers. I look at Michael with one eyebrow raised and dare him to try and get me to turn it off. By the third song, Luke comes to investigate. I run over to the door and grab his hand.

“Come on Lucas! Join us in our dance-a-thon” I shout over the music and he laughs as he brings his other hand up to mine and we dance a weird little move. 

“Okay babe, you have proven your point, come cuddle now” Michael says a little grumpy now.

“Michael Gordon Clifford, if you won’t celebrate with me, I will find other people to dance with”

“Looks like you already have” he says.

“I’m still missing Ashton, hold on” I say skipping out of the room. I find Ashton sitting in his room with his computer on his lap.

“I’m trying to annoy Michael, will you come help me”

“Why are you trying to annoy him?”

“He won’t dance with me and I have Luke and Calum already out there. Pleaaaaaassssssse” I almost beg. Ashton puts his computer down and follows me into the room just as the music switches to All Time Low. Ashton joins us in dancing and Michael groans. 

“Don’t you want to dance with us Michael?” Ashton teases.

“No, I want to cuddle with my girlfriend and you assholes are making it impossible” he says. The song switches to the acoustic version of ‘Jasey Rae’ and I know that as soon as I grab Luke, Michael will be off that bed. I push Calum to Ash and laugh.

“Slow dance time!” I grab Luke and wrap my hands around his middle (since I can reach his neck comfortably) and fold into him. He hesitantly brings his arms around my back and I can tell he is nervous of Michael’s reaction.

“NOPE! No way, don’t even think about it, hands off my girl Hemmings”

“She grabbed me Mikey” he says as he pulls away. When I look at Michael, he is off the bed and has a hand extended to me. I smile at Luke and then back at Michael. 

“He doesn’t get to hold you like that” he growls into my ear.

“Well I asked you but you refused”

“If I had known that someone else was going to do it, I would have gotten up”

“My plan worked then” I say with a giggle and we lean our foreheads against each other. When the song ends, Michael gives me a light kiss on the lips. 

“Can we please do movie night now?” he asks.

“But I want to watch a movie” Luke pouts.

“Yeah, can’t we cuddle too?” Ash says.

“Your bed is big enough, come on” Calum laughs as he pulls us all down.

“Someone still has to put the movie in” I laugh.

“Nah” Michael replies as he grabs the x-box remote and goes to Netflix.

“Never underestimate his laziness, Y/N” Ashton jokes. I smile as the movies starts and I curl into Michael. I feel Calum cuddle into me but when I look up to Mikey to see if he is okay with it he chuckles and whispers in my ear.

“My hand is close enough to punch him in the junk if he tries anything” I laugh with him and receive a look from the other 3. 

“I love you, you lazy goon”

“I love you more you overactive hamster”

- Kimmie

Taking Care of Niall

“Baaaaaaaaaabe!” you heard a congested moan from the other room.  “I need youuuuuuu. I think I’m dyingggggggg.”

 

Sighing and rolling your eyes, you shouted from the kitchen to your sick boyfriend in the living room.  “What now, Niall? Was the soup not okay?”

 

“Come here, Y/N.”

 

Putting down the recipe book you had been perusing for meals for the week, you decided to go see what exactly the matter was.  Niall was curled up in a ball under two heavy blankets on his big comfy leather couch.  His nose was red and his eyes were a bit puffy, positive signs that he simply had a common cold.  But, retaining his title as drama king, he made it seem as if he’d contracted the worst disease known to man and expected all the sympathy in the world.

 

“What is it Niall?”

 

“C’mere. Come sit with me.”

 

You plopped down next to him and pushed your fingers through his hair, stopping briefly at his forehead to check for signs of a fever.  He felt a bit warm so you made a mental note to grab some aspirin when you left the room.

 

“Will you cuddle with me?” Niall asked quietly, giving you the saddest eyes that he knew you couldn’t resist.

 

“I have lots of stuff to do, Niall. Besides, you don’t want me to get sick, do you?”

 

“C’monnnn. It would make me feel so much better.”

 

You sighed. You had been working all day, so you figured taking a quick nap with him wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

 

“All right, fine.  But only for an hour,” you smiled down at him.

 

“Deal,” he smiled back, and opened up the blanket to allow you to cuddle with him under it.

 

You both dozed off pretty quickly, your dreams being mixed in with the conversations of the people on the TV left on in front of the couch.  You were awoken suddenly with the loud coughing of Niall behind you.

 

“Baby what’s wrong?” you asked concerned as you rolled over to look at him.

 

“I.. don’t.. know,” Niall stuttered out between hacks.

 

You stood up immediately as the coughs became more violent and blood spattered out onto Niall’s hand.

 

“Holy shit! Oh fuck fuck fuck,” you mumbled as you grabbed Niall’s phone and began to call for an ambulance.   Niall continued to cough uncontrollably and each time it seemed to become more violent.

 

Before you were able to complete your call, Niall suddenly began to dry heave as if he were about to cough up a hairball.

 

“Niall?” you asked timidly.

 

But before you could say anything else, Niall finally coughed up what seemed to be causing the problem.  With one last huge heave, an enormous La-Z-Boy leather sofa erupted from his mouth and landed next to the other one on the floor in the living room, covered in blood in mucus.

 

As soon as the couch was out of his system, he collapsed to the floor and his entire body seemed to deflate as if he were entirely full of air.  Slowly but surely, nothing was left of Niall except his clothing and flat carcass on the floor of the living room.

 

And that’s when it hit you. Your boyfriend hadn’t been sick with a cold.  He had been afflicted with the deadly Couch Cough virus.