- Agent Fowler: Someone needs to be alert tonight. This Energex is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted!
- Knockout: (Cries) He didn't even know ONE thing, I didn't even say ONE thing, and then he asked me the WHOLE thing, and I didn't even do it ONCE!
- Wheeljack: I'm like, an Elephant, okay? If I walk into a room it's like, okay, he's in there!
- Arcee: I'm not gonna tell you! That- that bitch over there! (points at Knockout) I'm gonna tell- I don't have to-! I don't have to brag!
- Optimus Prime: ... (Giggles) ...Ba ba booey.
- Smokescreen: Hey! Turn this music down! (Garbled singing) Farts and boobs and love an' stuff...MACAROOONI SALAD!
- Bumblebee: (EXTREMELY RAPID AND AGITATED BEEPING)
- Ratchet: ... (snorts) He ha hhha HAH-hgk! (Coughs, Wheezes)
- Ultra Magnus: (Dancing cheerfully)