b;azed

  • Lefou: Noooo oooone's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's dick is incredibly thick as Gaston's!
  • Gaston: ....
  • Villagers: ....
  • Lefou: *neck haha autocorrect wow sorry lmao
  • Gaston: You are singing
Identifying Kpop Rappers:

These are only some like the ones i know

Zico: Z-I-CO!

Jackson: *husky ass voice that doesn’t match his looks* lol this is probably most rappers

Sehun: *insert iconic English line here*

Ravi: Rrrrrrrrrrravi!

Bambam: Double B

Mino: OKEY DOKEY YO! try to tell me a song more lit than this

Jooheon: JOO-HEON

T.O.P: *rapping faster than anything you’ve heard*

I.M.: I am what I am / IM!

Suga: A to the G to the U to the STD

G-Dragon: Skrrrtttt!!!! I’m sorry I couldn’t help it

Gray: *whisper* Graaaayyy~

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Even more townie makeovers!


Dina Caliente & Johnny Zest / Zoe Patel & J Huntington III

Y'all...

I was watching a very potter musical for fun bc I’ve never seen it, and I got a text that was like “happy b day” and I was like “lol that’s tomorrow”. Then I realized that it was 12:40 am. I started off my 16th year of my life, the prime of my teen years, watching a very potter musical. U know most teens are partying on their “sweet 16th”. I ju s t

Rehab, Day 27, March 2, 2017

My grandmother’s scar from knee surgery is healing quite nicely. 

Find your dialogue prompt!

A: The first letter of your first name!

B: Your birthday!


  • A: “Can I help you?”
  • B: “Be gentle.”
  • C: “Help me find my scarf!”
  • D: “What happened to your arm?”
  • E: “What the hell happened here?!”
  • F: “How are you feeling?”
  • G: “Well, this is interesting! Did you know-”
  • H: “I just thought of a world without puppies and got really sad.”
  • I: “I love you.”
  • J: “Please kill me.”
  • K: “Want to know how I got these scars?”
  • L: “On go, we’re going to run, okay?”
  • M: “Help me.”
  • N: “Did you hear that?”
  • O: “Kiss me.”
  • P: “What’s your favorite sin?”
  • Q: “Does God ever say ‘Oh my God’?”
  • R: “We’re stuck in a maze!”
  • S: “So, today I was thinking we should-”
  • T: “Did you just murder someone?!”
  • V: “I want to show you something.”
  • X: “Do you want to talk about your childhood?”
  • Y: “Who wants to die today?”

  1. “Oh, I saw a spider”
  2. “You shouldn’t have had that sixth cup of coffee.”
  3. “Speaking of that, I just got laid.”
  4. “That should be illegal.”
  5. “High School Musical.”
  6. “Speaking of gay, I’m gonna go do some gay stuff right now.”
  7. “Unrealistic.”
  8. “I hope you outlast your relatives.”
  9. “Easy, psycho.”
  10. “I won!”
  11. “I’m confused, as usual.”
  12. “I volunteer as tribute.”
  13. “It’s magic!”
  14. “Dang, I was so close…”
  15. “I have a headache.”
  16. “I love being left alone.”
  17. “Can I kiss you?”
  18. Please, tell me more.”
  19. “Stay quiet!”
  20. “Oh maaaaan, sounds amazing, who can resist!”
  21. “That’s so gay.”
  22. “This is all your fault.”
  23. “Are you okay?”
  24. “No.”
  25. “A badly timed joke?”
  26. “I want to leave.”
  27. “5 more minutes.”
  28. “I’m calling the police!”
  29. “Queue the music.”
  30. “Stop following me!”
  31. “We’re all going to die.”

(if you get something confusing, then try to explain it, BAM, you’re writing)