Korea: 2 JUMPS TIMES THREE SLIDES TO THE TEN AND A HALF POWER, AND 25 SPINS TO THE LEFT, SUBTRACT FROM YOUR AGE AND YOU’LL GET THE NUMBER OF BACKFLIPS YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO EXECUTE, ADD 30 MORE HIP THRUSTS, TURN LEFT ABOUT TWO AND A HALF TIMES, GET TWO MORE MEMBERS AND BACKFLIP OVER THEM, MULTIPLY THE MOVEMENT OF YOUR FEET BY 11, DROP TO THE FLOOR, DO THE WORM, JUMP UP ABOUT THREE FEET FROM THE GROUND, SPIN THREE TIMES AND YOUR DONE
KNK, VIXX, Hyungwon, Chanyeol, Sanha, Zelo, and almost every tall ass idol out there…
Why do they always end up on the floor when something funny or amusing happens? Is there a “The taller you are, the more inclined you are to stay low” principle at work? Is this a common thing?
If I become an actor or a Kpop Idol, I'll be that weird ass member/person who just loves to sleep and eat and exercise only when necessary because I hate moving but practice like crazy because I have this intense need to do things perfectly because I am scared of people's criticism not for myself but for my group and exchanges sassy as shit tweets with my fans because I want them to stay away from me because I'll feel like shit if they leave me so I'll push them away first but I'll also feel bad if they leave me so I'm in that leave me/love me limbo again.
I’m also that type to own cats and name them Satan or Mephistopheles just because I can and I’ll call them using a pentagram during a vlive just so I can scare and amuse my fans.
I’ll be that idol who no one really knows what to do with so they just let me what I do because they are scared that I’ll call demons on them.