A Puppy, A Boyfriend and An Awkward Mistake

i suck at titles wowee

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 977 (oneshot)

Warnings: pretty sure its clean :) pizza overdose is implied

Summary: Dan and Phil have a puppy, Dan watches Phil’s live shows and Phil says something he probably shouldn’t have.

A/N: okay so this is the first fic i’ve posted, like ever✹∘✹ (feedback is v much appreciated thank u)  hope it’s okaayy B)

Spoilers: “Phil- did- did you actually just call yourself a sugar daddy live on the internet in front of 12,000 people.”

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insulting questions for the signs (pls dont take this seriously)

aries: what r u tryna prove

taurus: r u ever bothered by your complete lack of morality

gemini: does anyone actually kno who u r underneath that thick layer of fakeness u got goin on

cancer: whats the longest uve ever gone w/out crying

leo: but could u not make this about u for like 2 seconds

virgo: did u kno that u dont hav 2 say everything u think out loud

libra: why does it take u like 10x as much time 2 do everything

scorpio: r u really surprised that u hav no friends when u keep insulting everyone

sagittarius: is anyone ever gonna be good enough 4 u or r u planning on dying alone

capricorn: hav u considered that u might not always b right

aquarius: y u exaggerate how weird u r. ur weird enough okay

pisces: is there anyone u r not in love w/

Okay, so let’s say that it was a kiss on the cheek.  Because if not, their reactions would be really different.

Zico: *Smiles softly at the fan and pats their head*  

Kyung: *Gets a greasy look on his face*  You’re cute.  Let oppa kiss you back. 

Taeil: *Makes a heart at the fan*

B-Bomb: *Would look at the fan with an open mouth*

Jaehyo: *Would spazz not believing a fan just did that* 

U-kwon: *Giggles nervously and scratches his head* 

P.O: *Starts giggling like a little girl and makes some weird aegyo hand motions towards the fan*


it’s 2015 now so i made a follow forever! i just wanted to say that all of you guys whom i followed are very awesome and you guys have cool blogs too. so thank you for making my dash worthwhile! so in turn, i’m making a follow forever. B) also i’m so sorry for the edit. it really isn’t in sync. it didn’t actually turn cool the way i wanted it to. but i hope it’s kind of enough! also i wanted to say thank you to mangacapped for letting me use their manga cap! oh and, HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAVE A GREAT 2015 GUYS. also people who have italicized urls, please hover over your url because i have prepared a small message! B)


bpd post

what someone says: i care about this thing

what i hear: how the fuk can u not care about this enough?

what someone says: i like choice B better than choice A

what i hear: wwhy the hell did u think choice A was a good idea wats wrong w you??

what someone says: i duno i dont really like ur favorite band

what i hear: i literally hate you so much

anonymous asked:

Baek stan are so annoying, you act like your bias suffer alot. he have so many fans support, he hardly get any hate. Does he have as much hate as Chanyeol? Does he have as much hate as Yixing? No. Did you see Chanyeol nearly collapsed cz he was too exhausted? Did Baek have such incident? Nope. B stans like u need to stfu!!!

You must be sleeping during all his hardship. 

The reason why people think’s he never strain himself, stress himself or never been sick on stage before is because 

  1. He is a great performer, a hard worker, his performance is so stunning and even when he have a sore throat he still sang like he is in perfect condition 
  2. When he feel really tired he doesn’t say anything, or show any sign of his tiredness and he will keep performing, talking, smiling like he is perfectly ok which leads to people like you to think he is always in perfect condition. 
  3. When he need to cough he only does it when the lights dims so people like you will not see it.

anonymous asked:

I hope you don't mind me asking but what a level grades did you get and in what subjects? Did you find it very challenging?

of course I don’t mind you asking! I found A Levels really challenging - they were really tough and looking back I’d say it was a lot harder than my degree at times. I did Geography (B), General Studies (B), English Language © and Maths ©. I also did Chemistry to AS Level but I got a U so dropped it! In the past when I’ve posted these results on Tumblr people have messaged me saying these are bad grades but honestly I was really proud at the time. A Levels are so tough and at the end of the day, they got me into my 1st choice university! xo

BBCs on the Idol Sports Championships

U-kwon and Jaehyo are in Idol Sports Championships but currently BBCs are getting the spotlight from the other fandoms!

- All the Korean fandoms today are saying BBCs, (block b) fans were the cutest today. Someone said they’re making a fanclub for BBCs (this is legit they actually did)

- BBC’s (blockb)&Angels(teentop) had a fanchant contest and BBC’s cheered for teentop.

- BBC’s bought tangerines for Block B and all the other artists were jealous while Jaehyo gave them out.

- Block B’s Jaehyo seemed to be the sweetest at Idol Championships today. He gave tangerines to so many idols&even gave the cameraman some

- Exo Luhan went to BBCs and danced to ‘Very Good’ BBCs: Aw did our Zico get plastic surgery? Dang he got handsome!

- All the fandoms right now aren’t even paying attention to the idols. They’re all staring at BBCs.

- The idols right now said “I feel like we’re the fans & BBC’s are the idols because everyone’s watching BBCs instead of us”

- Even the bodyguards were all staring at BBC’s today & they were entertained and started to laugh

- VIXX fans (Starlights) were sad (don’t know the reason why) but BBC’s went to them & cheered them up with tangerines. Aw cute ;;;

- After the tangerines started to run out, BBC’s bought Seasoned Yubu Sushi

- Other fandoms: “Today’s idol championships wasn’t even idol championships. It was BBC championships”

- BBC’s got tired of cheering for Block B, so they started going around the arena, picking up tangerine peels.

- A Shawol was sleeping and when she woke up, there was a tangerine in her hand. xD (obviously from a BBC)

- BBCs:*cheering for another idol group*
Jaehyo:*gets jealous & serenades to BBCs*
and Jaehyo got offended

- BBC’s are now giving out bread & water

(cr: amazingb2uty)