b'12

clandestine-consciousness  asked:

Vitamins! These are the ones I take every day: Biotin 5000mcg by NATROL, Digestive Probiotic by TRUNATURE, Iron 18mg by NOW, C-500 complex 500mg by THE VITAMIN SHOPPE, Women's energy, metabolism, and bone support gummy by VITAFUSION, and simplygood high potency vitamin B-12 3000mcg by VITAFUSION. I try to limit the amount of gummy vitamins I take because of the sugar content (that's why only 2 of my dailies and gummy form). I think the Biotin, Iron, & Probiotic are the top 3 most important.

Oh wow, thanks for being so specific! And thank you for the info about sugar in the gummy vitamins (I was considering getting a bunch of them…)
Thank you for sharing!! 🍓🍓🍓

best lines in always sunny history

1. pepe silvia monologue
2. name’s artemis. i got a bleached asshole.
3. stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter
4. your hair looks small
5. can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time
6. everybody’s dying, bitch. let’s get you some fruit.
7. oops, i dropped my monster condom i use for my magnum dong
8. newsflash, asshole, i’ve been hearing it the entire goddamn time
9. i do not like it with the skin dee i am not ALLOWED
10. charlie, i do a backflip every day of my life
11. b-b-b-b-bad pussy
12. did you fuck my mom santa claus
13. been there? not physically.
14. well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down.
15. question: dennis is asshole. why charlie hate? / answer: because dennis is a bastard man.
16. milksteak
17. you know what it is bitch
18. denim chicken?

5

The moment you tell yourself you “can’t”, you limit yourself.
You are the sole greatest driving force (after God) in your life.
Speak positively, always.
Love yourself.
Nourish your soul with words of affirmation.
Take care of your body with lots of water and hug people often.
Cultivate good energy and the universe will reciprocate it, tenfold.
-B🌸
05.12.2017

Imagine your OTP/Prompt
  • A: Why did you break into my store!?
  • B: *tied up by A* Haha, yeah... uh...
  • A: ... *glaring*
  • B: It's uh... It's a really funny story...
  • A: Funny 'haha' or funny 'I was disowned by my family and thrown out to fend for myself at the age of 12'
  • B: ...
  • A: ...
  • B: How the fuck...
  • A: Do you not read the signs of the shops you break into?
  • B: What? Why?
  • A: *drags B outside and points to sign*
  • Sign: Madame/Monsieur A Psychic and Fortune Teller
Hack The Planet: Sombra Stuff

BEEN HERE ALL ALONG

Sombra’s base skins are named after natural colors:

Cidro (Citrus) / Incendio (Fire) / Mar (Sea) / Noche (Night) 

Her “Azucar” skin (Lit. “Sugar”) is based on the sugar skulls commonly associated on the skulls created for Day of the Dead (Dia de los Muertos), a very popular holiday in Mexico. These skulls are called ‘calaveras’ (Lit. “Skull”) and are created as offerings to the deceased. Sombra’s trademark hacking symbols (the skull) is based on the sugar calaveras as well.

Her “Los Muertos” skin is based on an in-universe gang known as Los Muertos (Lit. “The Dead”) that terrorize the city of El Dorado and like to wear glow-in-the-dark tattoos that make them resemble skeletons. 

Both her Azucar and Los Muertos skins have glow-in-the-dark tattoos, but Azucar’s is patterned on white sugar skulls while Los Muertos’ is patterned on neon skeletons.

Sombra used to be a member of Los Muertos, where she single-handedly leaked vital LumeriCo information and started a public overthrow of the power company.

Sombra was a member of the gang from a very young age, using her small stature and unassuming looks to steal data and give it to Los Muertos. Although some members of the gang show anti-omnic tendencies, most art of the gang shows that omnics can join if they want

Sombra’s voice line “Mess with the Best and Die like the Rest” is a reference to the movie “Hackers”, for obvious reasons. “Hack the Planet” is also from that movie.

Sombra’s playful ‘Boop’ she does to Katya Volskaya in “Infiltration” is actually a thinly veiled threat. Katya does this ‘boop’ to her daughter a sign of affection. Sombra did it to Katya to show that she has been watching the mother and daughter and can easily do more damage if she would like to.

Sombra’s “Amused” emote where she draws a data-chunked circle in the air while music plays, then laughs dismissively and disables it has a long history. During the “Quien es Sombra?” ARG, Overwatch players were desperately trying to figure out who Sombra is and where she was from. This led to people frantically searching the game for anything that could possibly lead to Sombra’s whereabouts. Some users on the Overwatch reddit found some texture artifacts in the skybox of El Dorado, with most believing it to be some kind of code or cipher. This was called “the Skycode”. Everyone was trying to decrypt it every way, from 3D visualization to language ciphers to data compilation, but nothing was working. Then some users decided to try and make the data into a song, and this is where the “Amused” song comes from. the theory that the Skycode was an encrypted song was very popular, but in the end the Skycode artifact was just that: an artifact. It had nothing to do with Sombra at all and was simply a quirk of Overwatch’s graphics engine. Thus, the “Amused” emote.

Sombra’s ammo counter on her gun is in Hexcode, a common data type used in coding and hacking. Her gun holds 60 bullets, with her counter listing “3 C (60 in hex)” then counting down through the values from there. Her full value table, with each bullet being one value, is below:

3 C (60) | 3 B (59) | 3 A (58) | 3 9 (57) | 3 8 (56) | 3 7 (55) | 3 6 (54) | 3 5 (53)

3 4 (52) | 3 3 (51) | 3 2 (50) | 3 1 (49) | 3 0 (48) | 2 F (47) | 2 E (46) | 2 D (45)

2 C (44) | 2 B (43) | 2 A (42) | 2 9 (41) | 2 8 (40) | 2 7 (39) | 2 6 (38) | 2 5 (37)

2 4 (36) | 2 3 (35) | 2 2 (34) | 2 1 (33) | 2 0 (32)| 1 F (31) | 1 E (30) | 1 D (29)

1 C (28) | 1 B (27) | 1 A (26) | 1 9 (25) | 1 8 (24) | 1 7 (23) | 1 6 (22) | 1 5 (21)

1 4 (20) | 1 3 (19) | 1 2 (18) | 1 1 (17) | 1 0 (16) | 0 F (15) | 0 E (14) | 0 D (13)

0 C (12) | 0 B (11) | 0 A (10) | 0 9 (9) | 0 8 (8) | 0 7 (7) | 0 6 (6) | 0 5 (5) |

0 4 (4) | 0 3 (3) | 0 2 (2) | 0 1 (1) | 0 0 (0)

Sombra’s Translocater is based on stolen and reworked tech from Tracer’s Chronal Accelerator. Sometimes when you Translocate as Sombra, she’ll say a sarcastic “Cheers, Luv!”. Also, during prematch banter, Sombra will say “Sometimes I feel sick after I translocate. I’m sure you know what mean, eh Tracer?” to which Tracer replies “Wouldn’t be a problem if you disappeared forever.”

Boop!

Thing's my players roll for

(honestly don’t remeber what anyone was playing (It was also a really oddly home-brewed game.) but it went something like this)

Player A: I… Pull an umbrella out of no where.

DM: Okay… lets roll.  

(20) With in this home-brew a 20 was the instant ability to forever be able to do said acton.

Player A: Wait! WAIT! So i can pull umbrella’s out, when ever the hell i want?

DM: *face palming* I-I guess? I mean. Yeah? 

Player A: SWEET!!! UMBRELLA’S FOR DAYS!!

(We enter a cave, dead end except a small hole within the back.)

Player B: I TRY TO SQUISH IN TO THE HOLE!

DM: Are you sure…

Player B: YUS!

(12)

DM: You get part way before you are stuck at the hips

Player B: My ass is just to much… I'ma keep trying.

DM: Suit your self.

(20)

Player B: YUS! Forever i shall get threw all small spaces!!

DM: Okay, I think I need to sit back and rethink how i want this to work.

(I was player B. My DM had to rethink how they wanted this all to work out, we didn’t get far after that.)

The Signs as Strange Planets
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there's a sunset/rise.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.<p/><b>Leo:</b> Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Kepler 452b ; The most earth-like planet.<p/><b>Libra:</b> HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn's.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.<p/></p>

So I’m a customer at a certain variety of “dollar” general store and there’s a pretty bad storm moving in quickly, and the power goes out. It comes back on immediately, but we have to wait for the system to boot. Customer decides she is too important for that and starts demanding that the cashier take her cash and scan her item (an all important bottle of b-12 gummies) later.

Obviously this is a ridiculous demand and the cashier is like “I literally cannot” and this woman proceeds to bitch and complain as loudly as possible. Now, I don’t work in retail any more, thank god, but I remember the feeling, and folks, I fucking LOST IT. I went right over the top of her rant and I was like “YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’RE ALL HAVING TO WAIT, WE ALL WANT TO GET HOME BEFORE THE RAIN, AND YOU ARE LITERALLY ASKING HER TO RISK BEING FIRED OVER YOUR STUPID B-12 GUMMIES, FUCKING SHUT UP.”

She was a bit taken aback, and attempted to tell me that it was none of my business, to which I replied, “You made it my business when you started acting the fool in front of everyone.”

She shut up and I felt amazing. So many times I have wanted to do that and now I finally can.

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Deviant (I)

Buy Here >>> a $23 / b $30 / c $12 / d $28 / e $30 / f $16 / g $30 / h $23 / i $25 / j $25 / k $12 / l $30 / m $15 / n $30 / o $15 / p $25

I love the brand Spiral because their style is very casual but still has those dark elements like the art, lace, cut outs, and asymmetric shapes. You could throw these tops on with a black skirt/jeans/leggings, some accessories, and you’re good to go. Not to mention, their prices are right up my spooky alley. 

BELIEF AND TECHNIQUE FOR MODERN PROSE

  1. Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy
  2. Submissive to everything, open, listening
  3. Try never get drunk outside yr own house
  4. Be in love with yr life
  5. Something that you feel will find its own form
  6. Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind
  7. Blow as deep as you want to blow
  8. Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind
  9. The unspeakable visions of the individual
  10. No time for poetry but exactly what is
  11. Visionary tics shivering in the chest
  12. In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you
  13. Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
  14. Like Proust be an old teahead of time
  15. Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog
  16. The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye
  17. Write in recollection and amazement for yourself
  18. Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea
  19. Accept loss forever
  20. Believe in the holy contour of life
  21. Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind
  22. Dont think of words when you stop but to see picture better
  23. Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning
  24. No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge
  25. Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
  26. Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form
  27. In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness
  28. Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
  29. You’re a Genius all the time
  30. Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven

A 30-point list by Jack Kerouac (b. 12 Mar 1922), allegedly tacked on the wall of Allen Ginsberg’s hotel room in North Beach a year before his iconic poem “Howl” was written.

Themed Prompts: Unrequited Love

1. Character A confesses their love to Character B and B thinks it’s a joke.
2. Character A tries to get over Character B by trying to set them up with someone.
3. Character B is surprisingly cool with Character A having a crush on them, even though they don’t feel the same.
4. The worst part is, everyone things A and B would make a great couple.
5. …or that they are one already.
6. Character B keeps calling Character A pet names, giving them hope.
7. Character A decides to get over Character B and find real love.
8. Character A realizes Character B isn’t great for them anyway.
9. Character B decides to give Character A a chance, but it doesn’t work out.
10: Character A may have told some friends they are actually seeing Character B.
11. Character A keeps looking for clues B may actually like them back.
12. Character B starts seeing someone else.
13. Character A plays an important role in Character B’s wedding party.
14. Character A keeps turning down prospects in hopes that Character B might like them back.
1ť. Character A eventually realizes they prefer to have Character B in their life as a friend than not at all.

I can’t even begin to explain how satisfied I am with 4:47 “explanation”. Seriously.

IDK how Hart wanted to explain, but I’m 100% okay with this one. 

It has a meaning, a real and powerful meaning. Brennan already taught us that there’s no unique event in this universe. So, 4:47 being every turning page in Booth and Brennan’s lives, just speaks to my heart in so many ways.

4x26 - Brennan almost lost Booth. He survived. He had that dream, of the life she wrote in an alternative universe for them. Everything almost ended, but he survived and that beautiful shared dream opened all the doors they were trying to close about what they feel for each other.

5x22 - They literally went away. Were separated. He could have not come back She could have not come back. Something had to change, according to Booth. But, as beautifully well the episode title says, there’s a beginning in the end. Everything almost ended for them. But it was that “almost” that brought them back. It could have ended. But it didn’t. And as much as it hurt for everyone, was the step they needed to take to both understand what they had.

6x22 - Vincent was shot instead of Booth. Booth could have given that phone to Brennan. Booth could have been the one picking up that phone. And it’d be the end for them as we know them. It could have been the end when they gave that step into their relationship - because they couldn’t have erased it if things didn’t work out. In every single aspect, everything almost ended for them. But it’s all about that step, that climb - but what if it doesn’t? What if this is just the beginning of something beautiful, like it was?

7x07 - I can’t think of anything that changed more those two forever than the birth of their own daughter. There’s no bigger turning page for them. Having a baby? That changes you forever. And as Angela beautifully told in S5, you’re bound to that person forever because you have a human life in common. So yeah. It was the end in a way. B&B are forever partners in everything but in that moment they were SO MUCH MORE than that. they had their miracle.

7x13 and 9x01  - Well I’m putting these two together because we always interpreted it as Pelant’s being a little shit again and trying to harm our babies. (probably their idea back then not even going to deny) but looking now with the meaning they gave us? Brennan ran away with Christine from Booth. She did to him what her parents did to her. She let him baptize her, and disappeared with her. For 3 months, EVERYTHING changed. Everything could have ended. Booth lost them both. Brennan was living with that weight, knowing how much it hurt, but also trying to do the right, rational thing. They were never the same. He had to deal of losing part of his daughter growing up, of being left “out” of her plan, even though he doesn’t condone it - he knows it was necessary. And she had to deal with the fact that even being the same strong, independent human being that she always was, she is in fact bound to her partner and her daughter, in ways she didn’t expected it. Things could have not work out like they did - they do because it’s them. It’s always Booth and Brennan and their love will always be enough to survive anything life throws it - another case of almost being the end, but it wasn’t. 9x01 is in the same line of thought. Things could have ended so differently. It was Brennan’s faith in Booth, in what he always did for her, her love and trust in him. They were thrown such a big burden - FUCK YOU PELANT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU - that made them question everything around both of them and inside themselves Yet, they pulled through. It didn’t end. Again.

(about 11x15, 7x13 and 11x01 you see the number but it’s not a moment nor an hour. It’s just there so yeah skipping those. Also. it’s just a number. Pffff do you think someone loses 30minutes in writing about 447? NOT ME. clearly. )

12x12 - I don’t think I even need to discuss this one. He almost lost her. She almost lost the thing that, in her mind, made her who she is. Both of them almost died, and they would leave their kids. their life. 30, 40, 50 years of years left full of things waiting for them. Everything almost ended, but it didn’t. And it doesn’t make them weaker, or more damaged. Makes them… Them. Booth and Brennan. As always, since the day 1, fighting for what’s right in the world, loving just a little bit too much in so many different ways, yet so similar in the end.

It almost ended. But it didn’t. And they’re rising again like they’re a phoenix. Not giving up on everything that united them on the first place. Fighting for the same things, working for the same ends, with the love and dedication they always have. Following their hearts.

This was B&B last 12 years. Pushing forward, loving, for all the reasons that really mattered, even when’s scary and you have so much to lose.

It almost ended. But it didn’t, not in even one time that 4:47 appeared. It’s scary sometimes because you have things to lose. But when you’re fighting for what’s right, for what/who you love, it’s worth it to push forward. It’s worth it to give that step. And sometimes, it’s good to remind yourself of that, of those moments where you could have lost. To never forget why it’s worth it. 

What makes life worthwhile. 

Bless this show.

Yuri on Ice Sales Post!

Hello! I ended up having to leave my job earlier than I’d planned, and have found myself in a rather tough spot, financially. I’m unloading some of my YoI goods and hoping they can find good homes! As I am located in Tokyo, I can also purchase YoI goods for you (including BDs/DVDs) for a small commission, so please don’t hesitate to message me if you’re interested in that, as well.

All prices are in USD, and I accept PayPal. Shipping will either be $20 flat rate for EMS (very speedy, with tracking), or you can opt for air mail and I will tell you what you owe me for shipping after I’ve sent out your items. I will also charge $2 for packing supplies.

MAPPA CALENDAR

Brand-new and unopened! $35.

NAMJATOWN GOODS

Clear files: $10 each [Victor - Yuuri - Yurio - JJ - Chris - Phichit - Otabek - Seung Gil]
Acrylic standees: $20 each [Victor - Yuuri - Yurio]
Postcards: $2 each [Victor - JJ]

ENDING “INSTAGRAM” SERIES

Socks: Never worn, still in package. Will comfortably fit up to a US size 8.5, though bigger sizes can squeeze. $20
Rubber clip straps: $25 for Yuuri, $15 for Phichit and Chris, $10 for Seung Gil, Guang Hong, and Michele.

YURI ON “ICE” COASTERS

$5 each for Yuuri, Yurio, and Victor; $2 each for Seung-Gil and Phichit.

MISCELLANY

1. Seung Gil cushion. $10.
2. Seung Gil pin. $5.
3. Seung Gil Animate Cafe (1st designs) pin. $10.
4. Seung Gil Animate Cafe standee/keyholder (chain not pictured but included). $10.
5. Seung Gil charm. $10. (Chain not pictured but included)
6. Seung Gil polaroid. $3.

7. Otabek cushion. $15.
8. Otabek Animate Cafe (1st designs) standee/keyholder (chain not pictured but included). $15.

9. Otabek Princess Café (2nd designs) coaster. $5.

10. Phichit pin. $5.
11. Phichit Animate Cafe (2nd designs) standee/keyholder. $20.
12. Phichit charm. $10.

13. Yuuri Animate Cafe (2nd designs) standee/keyholder (1 available). $30/each.

14. Makkachin pin. $5.
15. Minami charm. $7.
16. Michele keychain (chain not pictured but included). $10.
17. Chris Princess Café (1st designs) coaster. $5.

18. Ichiban Kuji Yurio strap. $25.
19. Yurio Animate Cafe bookmark. $5.
20. Yurio Animate Cafe (2nd designs) secret standee/keyholder. $35.
I have roughly a million Yurio birthday postcards; they’re $2 each, so just holler if you want me to add one to your order!

Clear files: $10 each. [Cherry blossoms - onsen]

Close-up of the Animate Cafe standees/keyholders.

DOUJINSHI

A. “Konna Kimochi ni Naru Nante”. Cute doujinshi in the aftermath of episode 7. $12.
B. “Koori no Kami ni Aisarete”. Mostly Victor/Yuuri with a few cameos. One explicit Victor/Yuuri scene. Please do not purchase if you are under 18. $12.
C. “Anchor”. This one is beautiful and I’m hard-pressed to give it up! While visiting a shrine together, Victor is transformed into his younger self with no memory of who Yuuri is. He ends up inspiring Yuuri. $15.
D. “Shinkon Gokko”. Explicit Victor/Yuuri novel, in Japanese. $3.
E. “Hanarezu ni Atatamete vol. 2″. Cute Victuuri fluff with great art. $15.
F. “Hanarezu ni Atatamete”. Same sort of thing as vol. 2. Covers the first few episodes. $15.
G. “Katsudon to Ohayou”. Yuuri/Victor (Yuuri tops). They figure out how to do the sex. Please do not purchase if you are under 18. $15.
H. “YYVK”. Gag doujinshi featuring the main trio plus some Minami. $10.

Phew! Please message me if you are interested, have other questions, or would like more photos! Thank you so much for looking. Reblogs/signal boosts are appreciated!