bård

  • Jughead: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Betty: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Jughead: That means you're poisonous.
  • Archie: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Jughead: ...That's voodoo.
  • Cheryl: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Jughead: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Veronica: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Reggie: That's kinky.

jughead doesn’t have an answer         

shrughead

jughead drinks his morning coffee       

mughead

jughead comforts a friend                    

hughead 

jughead sells drugs to local teens        

thughead

jughead becomes an archeologist

dughead

jughead has a theory about the killer and turns out he’s right

smughead

jughead finally has a place to live with his best friend

snughead