b you make a great job

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Binding advice if you don’t/can’t have a binder!!

If you have chest dysphoria but you don’t have a binder for whatever reason (or even if you just want to have a really good sport bra for a good price), I have something for you. I found this amazing sport bra in H&M a few weeks ago and I’m in love with it. It was quite cheap and it’s sooo comfortable you won’t even believe me.

Most likely it will work best if you are small chested (I’m a B cup btw) and it won’t make you completely flat, but with a loose shirt on it does a great job.

It won’t make you feel like you’re suffocating, you can exercise and do anything you want while wearing it. But you shouldn’t wear it for too long!! (just an example, I went traveling and I had to wear it for 16 hours every day and I started having breathing problems on the 3rd day)
Also don’t buy one that’s smaller than the size you need because the band will hurt your ribs.

My store only had white ones but I’m sure H&M’s site has other nice colors too. It’s super comfortable, it’s safe, it was cheap and it makes me feel a lot better. 10/10 would recommend.

I hope I could help someone with this!

Hello! I’ve been following your comic for a while and I wanted to say that I loved the flowasriel transformation sequence, so I drew you a fanart! More details at my artblog where I posted it earlier.

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This upsets me to look at, which means you did a great job because that’s the whole point. ouo)b Well done. Bravo.

And now I will show you this concept art stuff I did when I was in the vague planning phase of that scene.

Originally he was going to be bursting out of his flower pot but I thought it made more sense if Chara uprooted him so that changed.

Directly after making this, I sent it to my friends on skype with the context of “Hey look at this horrible mistake I made! 8D”

-TQ

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MAID: One who makes Light, or makes through Light — for themselves. LIGHT: Power, Fortune, Enlightenment, Knowledge, Ideas, Importance…
By optimisticDuelist

Here’s a post on Joey’s Hero Title–The MAID of LIGHT!–and how understanding it strengthens our reading of Joey’s struggles with neglect and loneliness, her STRIFES, her skills and abilities, and more! We even look at some interesting foreshadowing for where her arc may be going in the next Acts!

(Credit to @thricequeen and @dahniwitchoflight for providing key details that feed into my own speculation, btw! Thanks a ton, peeps)

Classpecting has so far been a hugely underappreciated part of Hiveswap’s narrative, and I’d like to change that. This post is also a focused introduction on Classpects in general, and should ideally be perfectly easy to follow if you’re a new Hiveswap fan with no exposure to the system from Homestuck! 

I do have to warn, however, that there will be Homestuck Spoilers in this essay. So heads up about that! Now, on to some bad news. I have similar Classpect essays brainstormed for Xefros Tritoh and Jude Harley.
But alas, it may be a while before I can write those. 

As excited as I am to post this, it comes with an announcement I wish I wasn’t making. If you enjoy this essay and want to know more about future content from me, please read on.

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Another Day On The Job

A/N: I just had this Idea in my head and I had to write it. I know I’m not the best at doing one-shots or imagines or whatever you wanna call this, but I made one :) No harm is meant towards Jensen and his family. Feedback is always appreciated. Thank you to bu beta @thorne93.

Characters: Reader x Jensen, Jared.

Warnings: None really.. Fluff.

Wordcount: 2483

Imagine taking care of Jensen when he’s sick.

 *Not my GIF*

Originally posted by thejabberwock

You were truly living the dream. Four months ago you had started to work for the TV show, Supernatural, as Jensen Ackles’ personal assistant, and you loved every second of it. Of course the hours were long and there was a lot of down time, but it was also exciting and busy. Your job was mostly to get Jensen from A to B when he was filming, bring him coffee, keep track of his engagements… that sort of thing, but you loved it. Added bonus was that you got to spend a lot of time with him, which was great considering the ginormous crush you had on the guy.

You had had a few other PS jobs in the past on different shows and one movie, but this was a completely different experience altogether. Everyone was so nice and including, even Jared and Jensen who were the leads of the show made sure to make everyone welcome.

It was a beautiful, sunny morning in Vancouver and you were making your way to Jensen’s trailer to get him up and ready for makeup, a large coffee in one hand and today’s schedule in the other. Waking Jensen up in the morning wasn’t one of your regular tasks, but he had been working until dawn and he had asked you to come wake him up if he didn’t meet you at the coffee stand by 7am. So that’s what you did. You put the clipboard between your legs to free up your hand so you could knock on his door.

“Jensen? Are you up yet?” you said in a loud voice.

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thoughts

- boobs and “fuck” because showtime
- Edgy Cooper makes me so upset to watch but obviously that’s intentional so kudos lynch i guess
- if shelly and james hook up i stg
- it was a sweet sendoff for log lady :(
- andy and lucy are ADORABLE, and i love that hawk was promoted. but is truman coming back or…?
- i was pleased to have at least some grasp of the plot - not nearly enough, but with lynch it’s different
- okay so if your single job is to fucking watch a box, im pretty sure its a bad idea to a) invite a hot fellow heterosexual white lady into your office, b) engage in a wholesome closed-eye make out session, and c) BANG AT AN ANGLE WHERE YOU CAN’T WATCH THE FUCKING BOX. HE COULD HAVE MULTITASKED AND PAID ATTENTION TO BOTH BEFORE THE GODDAMN SILENCE FROM DOCTOR WHO POPPED OUT AND TURNED THE SHOW INTO AMERICAN HORROR STORY SEASON 7
- Laura and Leland were great.
- JERRY HORNE!!!!!! He looked like he went through a midlife crisis and began growing weed in the mountains right next to his own private petting zoo. like that whole look was fucking iconic - his mother’s beanie, the santa beard, the khaki shorts OVER pants…. thank god for jerry horne
- okay here’s the thing shaggy from scooby doo should not have been in this, because when that dude got arrested all i could think or say was “ruh-ro”
- i liked phyllis though, she was like catherine martell-level badass. too bad dumb Edgy Cooper had to take her out
- i really liked the lady from ruby’s apartment complex with the dog. 10/10
- Edgy Cooper’s Edge Squad looks like the scooby doo kids if they did hard meth instead of pot
- i hate that this reboot keeps reminding of me of scooby doo
- idk man some of those graphics looked straight outta spy kids
- SPEAKING OF WHICH, what the FUCK was going on with that TREE THING????????????????????????? I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING???
- at one point hawk was so close to saying “dale cooper? i haven’t heard that name in years”
- im liking constance, i hope she comes back
- the police dept in south dakota had a single mountain on their patch, which makes me wonder if it’s like the doppelgänger of twin peaks? like one peak? idk the episodes gave us a lot of screentime there - we saw a murder, a school day, an investigation, law enforcement, cooper’s doppelgänger, wacky townies, and containment, which is clearly a theme in this new series. let the theories begin
- it didn’t have the twin peaks heart to it that i adore. idk it wasn’t nearly as enjoyable as even my first time watching the original series - it was just frustrating. the quote “something wonderful and strange” kind of applies here: with the original series, i immediately could tell that it was something BOTH wonderful and strange. with this, so far, it’s just… strange.
- let’s talk about product placement. Edgy Cooper’s ownership of a Surface Pro raises so many questions: does he prefer tablet mode or laptop mode? did he lose his stylus pen? did he literally go through the process of walking into a microsoft store, asking to purchase a surface pro, specifying that “no, [he] wants the BLACK keyboard, not the pink,” paying with Real Cooper’s credit card, and also picking up a copy of How to Understand Modern Technology for Dummies because he’s possessed by an ancient lodge spirit that speaks in a series of animalistic screams and laughter?
- honestly im just happy they mentioned garland briggs, it gives me hope. threw me a bone
- Real Cooper better get the fuck out of The Void real quick so i can hear more musings on tibet and idealistic quirky comments about philosophy and coffee
- all in all, stressful but i mean worth it i guess
- lynch continues to treat women like objects 60% of the time
- im excited, yet nervous, to watch more. i love this show, past and future (sigh), so much!!

18th Birthday/Ethan Dolan Smut

Most of these are taken from my Wattpad account! (Twtrash01)

Send me requests for the following Fandoms: Teenwolf, Vampire Diaries, Dolantwins, OUAT(Peter Pan, Robbie Kay, Supernatural, Suicide Squad, The 100. Basically I’ll write for any fandom. I’ll write non-smut as well. Be specific in what you want!

Request:  Could you write an imagine where it’s Ethan’s 18th birthday, so he has his first time with the reader who is a couple of years older than him? 😍 If you can, maybe you could make way separate imagine with a similar plot for Grayson too? Just because they’re both perf & it would be cool to see the differences … 😂 Thank you in advance, angel 🙂💘

Grayson: https://superteenwolftrash.tumblr.com/post/156793352937/18th-birthdaygrayson-dolan-smut 

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Things that STILL make me go 'huh?": 1)"Congratulations & much love"- that's what you write on a wedding card, sorry it is. For something professional w/b "Congrats, you deserve this!"or "Great job"or "Well done." 2)MR:"Two becoming one"(re S&C not J&C) MULTIPLE Xs! 3)"Happy for them"- interviewer comment, just WOW. 4)"Treat her like a queen"& "Sam blow-up doll" for Cait's bday, 5)Cait: "Better out of kilt, ooh dem buns!" 6)"Nay contest"7) "😜" of Jess' "Google thinks you & CB are married"8)....

From Con to Con (Part Five)

Part One

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A/N: Guess who got a lot of writing down this week because work was slow! Hopefully I’ll get my stuff together so I can post more chapters soon. :) Thanks for all the comments, likes, and reblogs. Love you guys! 

Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader

Warnings: drinking, language, self-loathing, physical and verbal abuse

Word Count: 2,517

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This isn’t a fuck customers but it’s not really a fuck coworkers

So this happened I think about a year ago, and idk what jogged my memory but it’s here now so I figured I’d share.

We had gotten some new trainees-two to be exact. Now my job is pretty easy-it’s a fast food sub shop-botpelly if you will. There’s three stations, and for each there’s a paper next to each station with weights and how to make certain things. So it only takes about 2 weeks or so to really learn everything. And one trainee got it within a week (A) and was doing great. The other (B) not so much. And I understand some people learn things at their own pace and I had no problem taking time to answer questions and sometimes show them how to do things. The problem was, B, even after two months still hadn’t gotten anything down. If a customer came up to order a sandwich, she’d immediately call someone else up to help the customer telling them that she wasn’t super confident on the station, one time I had left her and a manager on the line to use the restroom, and I guess our manager was busy with someone because as I’m in the restroom I can hear her shouting my name-because a customer came up to order a sandwich. It just got so annoying. We tried a different tactic of instead of showing her when she asked for our help, we’d just offer to observe, but that didn’t work out because she’d start every conversation with the customer like “I not very sure of what I’m doing, so I’ll probably mess your sandwich/shake/salad up” and some customers after that didn’t want her to make their stuff. It was frustrating because most closings there’s only 3 people, and in a rush, it’s nice to have three people-one on each station. So when it’s me, a manager and B, it was really like having 2 people on the line. About 4 months in she was still the same way-but now she always called on specifically me (I’d learn later it was because she had a crush on me) but she’d never call on anyone else-so even if I was in the middle of something, on break, just clocking in/out she’d always have a question or want me to do something for her.

She was a sweet girl and everything but I really felt so drained after being on a shift with her.

mischief7manager  asked:

i thought you'd appreciate: i burst out laughing in therapy yesterday b/c i was telling my therapist about how overwhelming being around people can be for me sometimes and she asked if i'd ever heard of something called an empath. she left the appointment with a podcast recommendation, and i have to reconsider which tbs character i identify with most. it used to be sam, but caleb's looking pretty familiar right about now...

Oh my gosh, this is amazing. And honestly, I gave both Sam and Caleb a lot of my crap, so let me tell you from experience that relating to both of them strongly is real. 

Also, if it makes you feel better, I straight up told my therapist last week that a lot of what she’s said to me has wound up in the podcast and she had a good laugh over that. 

The White Princess Live Blog Episode 3

Here’s my live blog of TWP Ep. 03.  What a wild ride, eh?  Anyway, it’s 5 pages long and full of snark so… enjoy!

Yeah, just throw us right into a childbirth scene.  that’s not jarring at all.

Yeah, IDK why he’s sending Jasper either - seems like a bad idea if there’s a rebellion on this side of the pond.  But whatever.

How is Lizzie just now thinking of this all-important curse?  Been pregnant like 8 or so months and she’s just now worrying about that???

Oh I forgot EW’s imprisoned in the palace.  Looks like we get to see Plotty McPlotterson plotting it up.  Yeah, Feminism™!  Holy Hell! Lizzie’s been in confinement for two months?  That aint right??? Confinement is only supposed to be a month — and if this baby is supposed to be secretly ~~premature~~ that timeline just doesn’t work.  If people are supposed to think this is a full term baby, she would have been going into confinement 3 months before birth so??? I just???

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Some poly prompts!!

thank you amanda-519 for the prompts!!:

 Persons a, b and c have pretty good jobs. Yet they live in a two bedroom apartment, this is because b and c keep wasting their money. Not on drugs or anything like that, no no! B thought it would be an great idea to learn how to bake, so they went out and bought baking books and ingredients, A complained how much money it must have costed (but secretly loves the cute treats B make for them and c). C saw an abandoned kitty, so they adopted it, I mean who could leave a poor lost kitten? C said to A when they came home to a disapproving A (but then they fall it love with it when it crawled into their lap a week later). This with B also buying an giant teddy bear off Amazon, c picking them an picnic with expensive food and wine.   A always (trys to) acts angry (because dang it! They *need* to move out of their small apartment!) But secretly loving it.



A is an artist. B is a musician, who plays guitar, piano, bass, drum and sings. C is a dancer who dances hip hop and break dance. D is just a supportive partner. A loves to draw b, c and d. And often has one of them pose for them, but d is the only one that does it, since c moves to much and b has terrible balance. A once had d nude model for them, which was embarrassing. B makes cutesy loves songs about a, c and d. C trys to teach a, b and d to dance, but b keeps criticizing the music and a keeps tripping on their feet. Only d learns how to dance, and they only learnt how to waltz. D often feels so unsure of themselves, since a, b and c are so talented, but when ever d feels this way a, b and c reminds them that d knows color theory pretty well and helps criticize a’s art so they can improve, knows how to play some piano and knows how to waltz. Even though there interests are different, they still support one another.

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What would look like to live a life that foregrounds and encourages curiosity? An adventure cartoonist makes the case for drawing on your every weird obsession to inform work and life.

Hey remember when I kept talking about this presentation I was going to give at Creative Mornings but it was a) in Portland and b) heckin’ early in the morning? Well great news, it’s now a) on the internet and b) available any time you darn well please. Hooray!

How to Have a Strong 2nd Semester~

1. Set an alarm 10-20 minutes before you actually have to get up. Do some twists and light stretches on your back while you’re waking up– it actually makes you feel a lot better when you have to leave the comfort of your bed!

2. Plan the day before. I’ve started using this online planner called GetPlan.co and I really like it– you can put in tasks and meetings, and organize them however you please. And the software automatically recognizes things like “dinner” and “drive”, so it will group those into categories for you. And most school subjects get a little graduation hat icon next to it, so it’s really cute! Anyways, plan out your day the night before so you don’t have to put in a lot of time in the morning to get yourself situated.

3. Keep on top of your schoolwork and don’t get behind! Reviewing and catching up is insanely difficult after stumbling through the first few modules or units, so save yourself the trouble and put in work every single day.

4. Go for a ten-minute walk a day! If it’s too cold outside, put on a Youtube video and run in place. Since I dance, I stretch for 30-minutes a day. Do something active that helps take your mind off of schoolwork and rejuvenates you.

5. Reach out for support! I know that I’m definitely already freaking out over AP exams, and we still have (only) 100 days left! Talk to your family or friends to help you keep a stable mindset.

6. Be healthy about your grades. Some classes are really easy, some teachers don’t give out any extra credit, and some professors weigh tests 60% of your entire grade. Classes aren’t uniform (especially not in the US), and comparing yourself to another or trying to get an A every single time sometimes isn’t possible. Put in the work, know that you did your best, and be happy in that. We can’t control everything all the time, and one or two B’s isn’t going to ruin your chances of anything.

7. Remember that academia is a phenomenon made up by humans. It isn’t a real indicator of your character or how well you do in life. This is something that I still struggle with a lot. For me, it has a lot to do with ego, pride, status, etc. But it’s important to let all that go and remember that grades do not mean anything outside of school. No one’s going to ask you if you ever got a B in high school when you’re 30. My aunt works in the stock market, makes a ton of money, and still wasn’t that great in school. My uncle does really well with his job selling life insurance, but he was horrible at math. Academia is not a reflection of what your life will be like, nor does it actually have any weight on you unless you let it. We all graduate at some point, whether we go to Harvard or the public state school. And we all end up working at the same places, doing the same jobs. Most of the stress with academics comes with pride and fear of failure, and that’s not even healthy in the first place. Let it go!

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youre honestly so positive about everything and it makes me genuinely happy. i've been having a rly bad day (shoutout to college) and just seeing someone so positive on my dash is such a nice change. keep on keeping on, b. <3

oh gosh, legit on the same boat as u, fk u collage for causing unnecessary stress on us >:( !!1 but im glad that i can bring a little postively in ur day even if it’s just an edit or me just posting?!! hehe gl in collage love & everyone else who’s going through middle/high school,uni, @ their job rn, you’re doing great :~) ily too love!!

All My Friends Are Heathens; Part 4

Sorry this took so long!

Summary:

Clarke and Bellamy are finally getting back to the party and neither of them is happy with their rebellious delinquent children.

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Nurse Griffin: If ur asses aren’t in the kitchen by the time Bellamy and I get back I will personally shave each and every one of u monsters bald!!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: luv to mommy dearest but can’t

GreenBean: Unfortunately Roan, Lincoln and Illian have started a drunken fight club in ur front yard

Jaaaaaasssssppper: IT’S AWESOME!!

TrashPrince: Got $$$ on this. Not missing it 

Iliad: What do you mean they’ve started a fight club??? -_-

I WAS IN JAIL FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND YOU ALL TURN INTO SAVAGES!!

i’m so disappointed in you

MillertheKiller: If I break it up will ya let me off the hook? 

NurseGriffin: not a chance

I told you guys there wasn’t going to be a party tonight with everything that had happened and u threw one anyway!

IN MY HOUSE!

WHILE BELLAMY WAS IN JAIL!

i-make-it-go-boom: technically we’re outside ur house

TheSuperiorBlake: And my baby is winning btw

But thanks for asking

TrashPrince: My $$$ is still on Roan

The shirtless wonder is gonna keep Illian in a sleeper hold until the sucker passes out and then he’s coming for lincoln

No frat boy has every passed up a chance to get back at a guy for a broken nose

NurseGriffin: Lincoln broke Roan’s nose?????

TheSuperiorBlake: BLOOD MUST HAVE BLOOD clarke

Roan threw the first punch

he was asking for it

Iliad: no more tv for you kiddo

TheSuperiorBlake: FIGHT ME FRECKLES

I’ll kick ur ass

Illiad: I have failed as a parent

Guns&Roses: we still luv ya

even if ya are a dead-beat convict ;)

HeadbandWonder: THE PARKING LOT PROWLER

Iliad: -_- 

NurseGriffin: We’ll be there in 5

Be in the kitchen

Or

Else

GreenBean: guys I’m scared

Iliad: you should be

TheSuperiorBlake: don’t listen to ‘em monty! they just want to break us down

get us to turn on each other

they’re too soft to do anything to us

Iliad: Hey, orange is the new black, you better be the kitchen or I’m banning personal visits from Lincoln.

And taking your phone

TheSuperiorBlake: u think i’m afraid of u??

HA

HA

HA!

i-make-it-go-boom: what r u? our mother?

NurseGriffin: mother, father, crazy uncle and over-protective brother rolled up into one package

So I’d do as he says

Iliad: I have key for the lock box. I can flood the yard and shut off the power to your precious party in one fell swoop munchkins

NurseGriffin: And we’re here

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*Operation Bellarke Group Text*

Guns&Roses: sorry guys

I can’t take this heat

Harper and I are getting out of here

TheSuperiorBlake: don’t u dare monroe!!

TrashPrince: take it like a man monroe!

i-make-it-go-boom: *women

GreenBean: is this part of the plan Octavia?

Jaaaaaasssssppper: yeah i’d like to live a few more years ya know

TheSuperiorBlake: u pansies better stay out of the kitchen!!!

Rounding all of us up in this mess will take hours!

Hours they have to spend TOGETHER

trust me this’ll work

HeadbandWonder: so this IS part of the plan?

TheSuperiorBlake: ofc!!

TrashPrince: I smell a liar

TheSuperiorBlake: shut up murphy!

This is gonna work guys

Guns&Roses: it better

or else we’ve incurred the wrath of momma bear bellamy blake and that guy hasn’t made an appearance since Spring Break freshman year. If momma bear comes out are heads are coming off.

i-make-it-go-boom: I’ve seen actual bears with less rage

TheSuperiorBlake: chill guys

it’ll be fine

Jaaaasssspper: THEY’RE HERE!! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!

HeadbandWonder: i got a nice video of jasper falling head first into a bush if anybody wants it later

TrashPrince: yes!!!

Put it in slowmo!!

HeadbandWonder: u got it dude! ;)

Jaaaaasssssppper: ATTENTION DELINQUENTS

This is Mama Bear speaking.

Jasper has lost his phone privileges & unless you want him to bear our wrath alone, you will meet us in the kitchen.

TrashPrince: quit playing games jasper

 Guns&Roses: that’s gotta be Bellamy

Jasper can’t even write that clearly on a school paper 

TrashPrince: def dad’s texting style

Jaaaaaassssssppper: damn right it is

NOW GET IN THE FRIGGIN KITCHEN YOU MISCREANTS!!!

TrashPrince: It’s been real guys!

i-make-it-go-boom: istg Murphy if u abandon me again i will murder u!!!!!!!

GreenBean: pls tell me u guys got a video of murphy carrying raven bridal style down the street

TheSuperiorBlake: is that who was screaming YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE ???

HeadbandWonder: yes

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*Iliad & NurseGriffin chat*

Iliad: Jasper has offered to rat out the others if we let him off the hook. What do you say, Princess? Should we go easy on em?

NurseGriffin: Chasing Murphy and Raven down the street before someone calls the cops.

Talk later

BUT do not let that rat go!

Iliad: Copy that

On a, possibly, unrelated sidenote, do you have any zip ties?

NurseGriffin: upstairs bathroom

Iliad: great :)

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*TheSuperiorBlake started a new group text “Bellarke Plan B*

TheSuperiorBlake: since bell has jasper’s phone the other chat has been compromised

this one doesn’t have jasper in it

use this only if u want to live

Trikru: what’s happening? I got kinda lost there.

MillertheKiller: dude u just beat the shit out of two guys! We forgive everything u have ever done

That was AWESOME!!!

U still owe me $$$ Murphy!!!

i-make-it-go-boom: murphy and raven are no more

I ate them

TheSuperiorBlake: DAMNIT U GUYS

U HAD ONE JOB!!!

Trikru: I’m assuming that is Clarke?

i-make-it-go-boom: i will pick u off one by one like a horror flick if u don’t surrender

TheSuperiorBlake: there’s only two of you and a lot of us

good luck sister!

Trikru: why has jasper been zip tied to the kitchen sink?

TheSuperiorBlake: LINCOLN NO!!!

RUN!!

Guns&Roses: he was too pure for this world

HeadbandWonder: i miss him already

Greenbean: ur plan’s not working Octavia

TheSuperiorBlake: we don’t know he’s been caught yet!!

Trikru: hello sister mine

You were saying?

TheSuperiorBlake: -_-

Never mind

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*Blake Siblings chat*

TheSuperiorBlake: what do u say we come to a compromise here?

Iliad: When I’ve got your boyfriend, alcohol supplier, and the couple you refer to as Murven round up around the kitchen? I don’t think so little sister.

You have no bargaining chip.

TheSuperiorBlake: don’t i? ;) ;) ;)

Iliad: Sending in Monty as a sacrificial lamb will not save you.

TheSuperiorBlake: I still have a fully charged cell phone and am ready to call the cops and report a disturbance that may involve underage drinking. Wanna end up BACK in jail, big brother? 

Iliad: You wouldn’t risk your precious party.

TheSuperiorBlake: try me!!!!!!!

Release the captives and agree to the rest of my terms and I will put the phone away.

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*Iliad & NurseGriffin chat*

Iliad: Octavia is threatening to call the cops if we don’t hand over our captives. Any chance you’ve found her yet?

NurseGriffin: that bastard!!

I think she’s on the roof!

I’m by the pool hunting Monty -_-

Iliad: I’m going after her.

Your roof can hold me, right?

NurseGriffin: hopefully

Iliad: wish me luck, Princess

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*Blake Siblings chat*

Iliad: What are your terms?

ThSuperiorBlake: =) =)

Release the captives

Grab 2 drinks

Take Clarke upstairs somewhere quiet

AND TELL HER U LOVE HER DAMNIT!!!!

U HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER FOR YEARS!!!! JUST TELL HER ALREADY!!

Iliad: That’s what this is about? 

TheSuperiorBlake: THAT’S WHAT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT U IDIOT!!

Iliad: Sorry sis. Can’t do that.

TheSuperiorBlake: I worked so hard for this, just let me have it!!!

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*Operation Bellarke*

Guns&Roses: Who just jumped off the roof into the pool?

MillertheKiller: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BELLAMY JUST SLIPPED OFF THE ROOF AND FELL INTO THE POOL!!!!!

HeadbandWonder: NO

WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: yeah sure he “fell”

MillertheKiller: U PUSHED HIM????

TheSuperiorBlake: did u see who jumped in after him?? 

Guns&Roses: while i admire ur determination to see ur brother happy…. was that necessary?

what if he hit his head or something?

GreenBean: WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS ARE WE U GUYS!!!

WE JUST PUSHED OUR BEST FRIEND OFF A ROOF!!!

TheSuperiorBlake: u guys he fell like 6 feet

it’s not a big deal

besides now clarke has to play nurse AND ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE FREEING THE CAPTIVES!!!!

GreenBean: this is who we are now

people who run over old ladies with our cars and push our friends off a roof to get them to date people

i’m gonna be sick

HeadbandWonder: I got the captives!!

MillertheKiller: monty u didn’t personally do those things bro

chill

ur fine

TheSuperiorBlake: an uber is on the way

let’s get out of here and leave these love birds to it

GreenBean: really? we’re leaving?

Guns&Roses: sounds like a plan to me!

MillertheKiller: are we sure bellamy isn’t going to show up at our dorm and murder us with a library card?

TheSuperiorBlake: worry about it later

‘cause as of right now, Operation Bellarke has had some minor success

MillertheKiller: I guess that’s better than nothing

LOTR/The Hobbit Fic Rec List

Okay so here is list number 2 of the Fic Rec Day. This Has many different pairings but they are all clearly labeled. Longest list by far and I may add a few more later :) one more to go after this.   

Gimli/Legolas

From One Age to Another by determamfidd
Words: 12,118
Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli each have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation.

Rec: Gimli and Legolas fall in love and to prove their commitment tattoo each others names over their hearts. Unapprovingly fathers run rampant but everything works out in the end. This story has great charterization of Gimli, Legolas, Thranduil and Gloin. It also does a wonderful job of showing the home life of both main characters.  

An Unlikely Bond by  Frodo_sHeart
Words: 26,540
This is the story of Legolas, an Elf who has never found his fated Guide, and who dares to go on a quest as an unbonded Sentinel with companions of three other races who don’t have Guides and Sentinels. Or do they? Legolas finds himself increasingly confused about his reactions to the proximity of one red-headed Dwarf.

Rec: A Sentinel AU going through the quest of the ring. This fic is a nice slow burn. They start out disliking each other, become friends, a guide sentinel pair, bond and then finally confess their love after a lot of misunderstanding. Even though it sticks right to the original plot it’s a new and interesting look at a well known story.

Minor Confusion by  Evandar
Words: 1,717
He had thought his dwarf was a male. Apparently he was wrong…

Rec: Short, sweet and funny. Legolas thinks Gimli is a man, Gimli thinks Legolas is a woman. The first time they see each other naked is eye opening. 

Lindir/Istion

From A Single Spark by  @thorinsmut
Words: 15,525
Lindir accidentally sees two of the Dwarves having sex when they visit Rivendell.
Having only been exposed to gentle, affectionate sex before, he is unprepared for how rough it is, and how erotic he finds that.
Luckily, Istion is a bit of an expert at rough sex.

Rec: It might be the only story with this pairing but boy is it worth the read even if you don’t know the characters as well. Hot, fun and a look into eleven sexuality. Read it :) 

Thranduil/Bard

Hide Me! by  Drappersky
Words: 1,115
A late night visit leads to way more than Bard or even Thranduil expects.

Rec: Thranduil and Bard are friends after the BoFA. Bard runs away from his advisors hiding in Tharandul’s bedroom. Shenanigans go down and feelings are realized.

Forget Me Not by  LittleLynn
Words: 33,458
Bard had no idea if he was cursed or blessed. Maybe some strange mix of the two.
All he knew was that he remembered each life clear as day, and Thranduil did not.
He could count their lives like a broken-hearted girl with a flower might do; he loves me, he loves me not.
He loves me, then he loves me not.

Rec: Reincarnation AU. Bard can remember every life, Thranduil can’t. Sad, happy, conflict and always finding your love. It’ s a roller-coaster ride just hang on there’s a happy ending :)

A Thousand Ways To Fall In Love by  LittleLynn
Words: 266,651
Each chapter will be a stand alone story (they will vary in rating too, I will put it in the notes at the beginning of the chapter)

Rec: If you like Barduil then there is something in this compilation for you. This has anything you can thing of for Bard and Thranduil as a pairing and there all well written. Jump in the waters great :)

Thanks for the Memories Vol. I by bereniceofdale
Words: 2,764
Prompt: “Person B making a deal to save Person A’s life at the cost of all their memories together.”

Rec: Thranduil is going to die and Bard sacrifices their memories to keep him alive. Sad, rip your heart out sad, but there are two more chapters and one makes it better, the other stomps on you till you cry.

Soothsayer by Piyo13
Words: 31,483
Bard Bowman, single father of three and human (and secret soothsayer), needs a job. He applies for a position at Greenwood & Co., one he’s sure he won’t get—except then he does. Thranduil Oropherion, elven single father and CEO of Greenwood & Co., puts out a job ad that in all honesty can’t really be fulfilled. Except then the perfect candidate shows up, and Thranduil hires him without second thought.

Rec: WIP Science and technology are mixed with magic in this business AU. Set in the future elves, men and dwarves still exist pretty much separately but Bard finds a job working for Thranduil as his personal soothsayer. It is a very fun combination of future and past.

Thorin/Thranduil

Morning Sickness by  smidget25
Words: 27,669
While on a diplomatic meeting in Erebor, the dwarves can tell something is off with Thranduil, he’s not the usual haughty jerk, instead he looks a bit worn and tired and just plain sad. Then, out of nowhere, Thranduil cries out in pain and collapses. He’s rushed to the healers where everyone is stunned to find out that the Elven King is in labour…

Rec: I find Thranduil and Thorin together a little odd but this story made it very believable. I think everyone is a little OOC but it is a great fic. Thranduil is vulnerable, Thorin is kind and Bard is a dick.

Thorin/Bilbo

Unexpected by  theduskysky
Words: 88,347
Yavanna has laid her blessing on Bilbo. He’s unexpectedly expecting.

Rec: WIP but it’s fairly far along and updated regularly. Slow burn, everyone lives, Mpreg. Blibo is banished but ends up staying in Dale instead of going home, when he finds out he is pregnant. The dwarves find him and bring him back to the mountain. Apologizes are made, Bilbo and Thorin dance around there love for each other and a baby grows.

The Good Earth by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Words: 28,790
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring …if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

Rec: Babies, so many missunderstandings and a loving dwarf family. Bilbo thinks Thorin is dead so he goes home and grows himself some baby dwarf/hobbits.

Dwalin/Nori

Touch by  @thorinsmut
Words: 74,778
Dwalin is a killer, the most feared guard in the refugee settlement of New Belegost.
Nori was taken from his family and raised to be a thief. He is rarely caught.
Torture is the standard criminal interrogation technique.
Only Dwalin knows how to make Nori talk, and it isn’t violence.
When they both join Thorin’s quest they find out more about themselves, about each other, and might just find what they need most.

Rec: Nori and Dwalin have an odd relationship before the quest and it only evolves as they get to know each other better. Touch starved Nori and gentle giant Dwalin.

Hildir/Eomer

In the Course of Time by  nanuk_dain
Words: 57,363
Take it Haldir did neither die nor get seriously injured in the Battle of Helm’s Deep and joined the Men of Rohan with his Elven archers for the battle for Gondor. In Éomer, he finds a leader equally strong headed as he is himself.

Rec: There are not enough stories with this pairing. I love them together they are both so strong and independent, yet end up complimenting each other so well. This is a great fic with a extra chapter illustrating their lives after the war ends.

Bond of Honor by  Meri
Words: 24,494
Haldir survives the battle at Helm’s Deep and is healed by a bond with Éomer

Rec: Fist story with this pairing I read. I know it’s been reced other places but there is a reason. Amazing read with a forced proximity bond. They clash, they fight and they fall in love.   

A little bit of Team B love

Okay so I posted this once already, but I’m gonna try one more time because all the tags were screwed up.


So it’s late and I’m sitting here thinking about how much I love this fandom and the people I’ve gotten to get to know. Soooo I’m just gonna try + put what I’m thinking into some words.

First of all: I LOVE EVERYONE ON @teambiochem WITH MY WHOLE HEART even if we’ve never talked- even if you don’t create much, or at all, and especially if you’re feeling a bit inadequate seeing all these works of art and writing go up. YOUR PRESENCE AS PART OF THIS TEAM AND THIS FANDOM IS SO VALUED & APPRECIATED!!

I’m so thankful to be a part of a group that is more people-oriented than points-oriented because at the end of the day, this is a game (a game that we wanna win nonetheless) but what really matters is the connections and community formed along the way; and I can see that happening already.

Now: some individual call-outs!

@somethingmarvelous Anna!!! You’ve been such an amazing team-member this year and last year and I’m so thankful to have been able to work with you. I always look forward to chatting with you on Taco Tuesdays, (and our secretary esp is pretty sick too) and your enthusiasm for creating fun activities for us all is very admirable. Can’t wait to get to know you more :)

@agentcalliope Casey, even though you haven’t been as active this year as last year, the impression you’ve made on me hasn’t faded. when i first started trying out poetry and posting it, you’re comments and prompts were cherished so much and were a big part of why I continue to write. I really hope to see more of you + your wonderful writing on my dash soon (of course my dash might just be swallowing everything you post in which case: woops my bad)

@msdevindanielle Devin, your work as team leader last year set up what became one of my Favorited communities. I’m so thankful for dealing with all of us and our questions (by us i mean myself) and for being the an all around great person to be around. It’s really unfortunate that you can’t be as active with us this year, but I hope that whatever you’re doing right now is making you happy and you’re conquering!

@ughfitz Racquel, as the second team b leader you’ve done a phenomenal job managing all the chaos that is our team. I can speak for everyone and say that we are all so so thankful for the work you put into this competition every week, and also for the amount of incredible fanworks (especially those gorgeous, gorgeous gifs) that we get to enjoy.

@chylerlwest Natalie, aka my fellow Canadian friend, we haven’t really interacted much recently (I hope that changes) but I still see you as an incredibly sweet person who really doesn’t deserve any of That™ but I still see you persevering and staying true to the kind, gentle person you are! Seriously, I really hope we can connect soon <3

@hermionesimmonss Caroline, you are one of the kindest, most genuine and unapologetic people I’ve met on this website, and I really really admire you. And it’s so wonderful to have another Christian friend on here, especially one who is so open about her beliefs. (Also I’m so proud of you for all of your writing, even though I don’t read much of any fanfic I can tell you really care a lot about what you put out, and you really work hard so good job and please keep it up <3)

@bigfunnywords @cassiannandor @whentheskyequakes@howtocatchatardis@catchylove @soulofaminaanima @etoilesdeglace @wheres-your-rum (sorry tumblr cant tag u) Our weekly Taco Tuesday chats are always a highlight of my week. Talking with you all about our team & community, eachother’s fabulous creations and even simply how our weeks have gone always brings a smile to my face. Everyone is always so genuine and positive, so thank you all <3 And I’m looking forward to our next Taco Tuesday! (If chatango doesnt screw it up however)

(not exactly Team B but whatever…) @whatlighttasteslike I came home today after an extremely tiring day dealing with kids, and when I opened up tumblr the first thing I saw was that wonderful gifset that you made JUST FOR ME! It honestly made me smile so big and really motivated me with your kind words. If I’m gonna be honest; everytime I post something I always wait and look to see what you put in the tags, because they are some of the nicest, most thoughtful responses to the things I make and you always brighten my day :)

And to everyone else on Team B, I really mean it when I say I wanna get to know you all better. So hmu anytime! (And stay awesome guys! TEAM B FTW)

@adaughterofeve
@agent-85
@mattkaren
@aosfangirl81
@clearascountryair
@consoledacup
@daisysdanvers
@fitzsimmonsavengers
@inkyfingerstoo
@jemmahearteyessimmons
@jemmasimmouns
@jemmathepoptart
@jemscarter
@jupiterbysaturn
@karasimmons
@lapiccolina
@lilacfairies
@marvelouswhovianfairytales
@nerdlove4thewin
@notinkbutagoldensplash
@recoveringrabbit
@santiago-simmons
@skywaalker
@victoriakathleen16 (sorry tumblr can’t tag you)
@yourfitzsimmons

My intention was just to call out some people that have impacted me on this team, and I didn’t really mean to make it A Thing, but if you feel like me- like you have a lot of love to give, feel free to make a post like this and shower the team with love!

Deleted the more detailed post because whatever, but visa stuff is kicking my butt right now and it’s starting to look like I might do some combination of a) lose my job? b) lose my apartment? c) lose my driver’s license? d) lose my ability to leave and re-enter the States? e) lose my health insurance? but also any one or more of those things might not happen so I can’t actually, you know, make plans for any of them. So things are a bit stressful.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I just wanted to say that I used to be so scared to say i iked katsudeku because I was afraid of getting attacked, but after following and going through your blog, I'm actually not as afraid anymore (if that makes any sense). Anyway, yall do a great job here I love your blog.

Of course!

Don’t tell Mod Deku I told u this but she was the same way B) and I as well…at the time we only had base translations and assumptions… but over time we realized we were not wrong for reading this story the way its been presented to us, if more people can come out of the edge of this hesitance with Bakugou/Deku’s relationship we’ll have done our job right.

Thank you so much for the support.

~ Mod Shouto