b e a c h y y

reasons why cold weather is a++ and hot weather is death but not the fun kind

  • when it is too cold you can always put on more layers
  • when it is too hot you have to   r e m o v e   y o u r   s k i n
  • when it is cold you can wear cute sweaters and fuzzy hats
  • when it is hot to avoid overheating you must wear clothes that expose your flesh leaving you   v u l n e r a b l e   t o   t h e   e n e m y
  • when it is cold you can burrow in blankets to keep warm
  • when it is hot your body   w e e p s   t o   k e e p   y o u   a l i v e
  • when it is cold most bugs hibernate, stay underground, migrate, etc.
  • when it is hot people are   o p e n   s e a s o n   f o r   t h o s e   b u g g y   m o t h e r f u c k e r s
  • when it is cold and humid you can see your breath and it smells like rain
  • when it is hot and humid   h e l l   i s   m a n i f e s t i n g   o n   e a r t h     a n d   t h e   s u f f e r i n g   h a s   b e g u n
Rommie’s Factsheet

B A S I C S

Name: Andromeda Gloria Dulaque
Nicknames: Rommie, Starlight
Age: Twenty-four
Nameday : 4U 32
Species : Midlander Hyur
Gender : Female
Orientation : Pansexual Homoromantic
Profession : Courtesan, Manager and Event Planner.

P H Y S I C A L   A S P E C  T S

Hair : Plum purple
Eyes : Green
Skin : Seriously Pale
Scar(s) : None
Tattoo(s) : None

F A M I L Y

Siblings : None known

Parents :

  • Father: Unnamed (to Rommie anyway)
  • Mother: Constance Dulaque (missing)

Family :

  • Andy Shimayasu (adoptive daughter, deceased), the Brume Rats (adoptive ‘siblings’)

Pets :

  • Calcy, a youngling Bomb that lives in Rommie’s fireplace at Lavender Beds, it followed her home after Thaliak’s Embrace’s last summer festival.
  • Lorne, an Onion Prince that lives in the Bandee Pakshee’s garden and bullies the root vegetables as their tyrannical dictator. The Scarecrows are his army.

S K I L L S

Abilities :

  • Charisma: The main tool in Rommie’s arsenal is that she tends to come off as likable. This has been employed both as a confidence artist and as a courtesan-turned-businesswoman with extreme effect, and helps leave people around her comforted and not on their guard. 
  • Stealth: The other main tool in Rommie’s arsenal is her ability to move in relative quiet and obscurity when she wants to be unseen or unnoticed. Celebrity has impacted some of this potency, but she’s still reliably able to make subtle movement and employ misdirection effectively. 
  • Empathetic: Part of her charm is Rommie’s good sense of what a person is feeling. This does fail her, especially if she makes herself believe someone feels a certain way, but when relaxed Rommie is excellent at reading people.
  • “Certain Set of Skills”: There’s a reason Rommie charges a quarter million a bell.

Hobbies :

  • Larceny: While it’s hardly a means of making a living for her anymore, Rommie still steals things. They now aren’t really things of value, they’re odd trinkets, and are often returned to those they were stolen from. She just is intent on keeping her skill sharp..
  • Triple Triad: Rommie freaking loves the game, and has participated in a few small tournaments. She’s not very gifted and doesn’t have the best cards in the world, but absolutely is an enthusiast. 
  • Odd Jobs: It isn’t uncommon for Rommie to whimsically decide to be a goldsmith for a few days, or security, or spend a month in disguise as a teacher in Aleport. 

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait : Devoted - When set to an idea, whatever it is, Rommie will see it out. She will blaze across the heavens to accomplish her goal if she has to.
Most Negative : Lack of Self-Worth - A large number of the issues in Rommie’s life stem from a very low opinion of herself, from interpersonal insecurities to a sense of vanity that well passes neurosis, Rommie’s biggest enemy is what she sees in the mirror. 

L I K E S

Colors : Reds, purples, dark blues.
Smells :  Fresh bread, vanilla, sweet jasmine (bittersweet for her).
Textures : Glass, smooth fabrics in general
Drinks : Pineapple rum, iced water, ‘root beer’.

O T H E R  D E T A I L S

Smokes : Rarely Moko or her company’s flavored hashish
Drinks : Less often lately, but still regularly.
Drugs :
Rarely Moko
Mount Issuance : A green chocobo named Valkyria and Ziz named Maru.
Been Arrested : A good criminal isn’t a caught criminal

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Updated Masterlist | 4.23.17

{Every time I update, I will change the date }

T O M  H O L L A N D 

Dating Tom Holland Would Include
You and Me
A Total Mess
More Like Her
Hands to Myself
Honest  |||  Part Two 
Tom & OFC
Prank Imagine 
Ex-Girlfriend Interview Imagine
Lovey Dovey Interview Imagine
Celebrity Crush Interview Imagine
Dressing Formal Imagine 
Thanking Tom Imagine
Facetiming Tom Imagine

P E T E R  P A R K E R 

Let it Grow 
Atoms
Just Smile
Secrets
Stay Away
Savior
Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Closed Door
Rain-Check
Finding You Outside Imagine
Finding Out Imagine
Finding Out (shorter version) Imagine
Project Help Imagine ||| Part Two 

J U G H E A D  J O N E S 

What Do You Feel ||| Part Two 
Black Sheep 

A R C H I E   A N D R E W S 

Misplaced Trust
Never Alone

C H R I S  E V A N S 

Stolen
Stone Cold Sober
Far From Boring 
Fatherhood Interview Imagine
Father Chris Imagine
Spilling The Beans Imagine
Taking Off Shirt Imagine
Giving In Imagine
Meeting New Boyfriend Imagine
Laughing Game Imagine
Divorcing Chris Imagine
That Look Imagine

S T E V E  R O G E R S 

Age Of Ultron Imagine
Asking For Permission Imagine
Disagreeing Sokovia Accords Imagine

S E B A S T I A N  S T A N 

Drunken Nights
Simple Hello  ||| Part Two
First We Had  ||| Part Two
Parting Ways
Annoyed Imagine
Don’t You Do That Interview Imagine

B U C K Y  B A R N E S 

Doll
Ghost 
Flawed
Brain Scrambled Imagine
Steve Telling Bucky Imagine
Afraid To Leave Imagine
Finding Out He Killed Imagine
Sent To Kill Imagine

T J  H A M M O N D 

She’ll Be The Death ||| Part Two 

J E F F E R S O N 

Wildflower

S H A W N  M E N D E S 

Roses

H A R R Y  S T Y L E S 

War Is Love |||  Part Two
Reaction Imagine
Caught In Interview Imagine

E D D I E  R E D M A Y N E 

Three Words
Panicked Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Part Two Imagine
Costar Imagine

N E W T  S C A M A N D E R 

Newt Dating a Muggle / No-Maj
The Greatest Creation |||  Part Two
Yer A Wizard
I Wouldn’t Mind / OFC
Talking About You Imagine
Amazed By You Imagine
Dramatic & Sick You Imagine

E Z R A  M I L L E R 

Low-Cut

C R E D E N C E  B A R E B O N E

My Credence Plea
Under The Mistletoe
Monsters Lyrics
Helping Him Imagine
Helping You Imagine

D R A C O  M A L F O Y 

Bite The Hand That Feeds
Last Straw
Change Of Heart

H E R M I O N E  G R A N G E R 

Flustered Times
Good Advice
Crush Imagine

F R E D  W E A S L E Y 

Sentimental Gift Ft. George Weasley
Lost & Found
Take Care Imagine

S I R I U S  B L A C K 

The Return Of The Jackal
Son Imagine
All This Time Imagine
Getting Killed Imagine

R E M U S  L U P I N 

Sneaking In Late Imagine

H A R R Y  P O T T E R 

A Nervous Wreck
Dumbledore’s Army Imagine

H P  A E S T H E T I C S / M O O D B O A R D S 

Slytherin 
Slytherin 2
Herbology

S C O T T  M C C A L L 

Innocently Deadly
Finding Out Imagine

S T I L E S  S T I L I N S K I 

Denying You Imagine

P E T E R  H A L E 

Being The Reason Imagine
Leave Me Alone Imagine

S P E N C E R  R E I D 

Being Late Imagine
Your Voice Imagine

A A R O N  H O T C H N E R 

Jack’s Favorite Babysitter Imagine
Jack’s Favorite Part Two Imagine

H A V E   M E R C Y : L E T ‘ S   T A L K   A B O U T   Y O U R   H A I R

Let’s talk about your hair and how its grown and how we know that we’re not getting anywhere.

i thought about kissing you today
and yesterday
and the day before that.
i know i’ll think about kissing you
tomorrow
and the day after that
and some more days after those days.
i think about kissing you
slowly
and tracing my fingers along
your lips.
i think about kissing you
in your car, in the rain, on your doorstep.
i think about kissing your
dimple, your cheek, your spot.
i think about kissing only you,
not anyone else,
just you.
—  p i l l o w  t h o u g h t s  b y  c o u r t n e y  p e p p e r n e l l

anonymous asked:

I am sort of a new fan of the NHL and I am confused as to how the playoffs work. How do you win the Stanley Cup?

FIRST A PLAYER MUST CONCENTRATE AND VISUALIZE HIS CONCEPT 

YOU GOTTA EMBRACE THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA SNIFF THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA LICK THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA WASH THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA DATE THE STANLEY CUP 

Y O U  G O T T A  B E  T H E  S T A N L E Y  C U P