b!groom

Kpop Boy GROUPS in 10 Years

BTS: After giving two years worth of paychecks to Namjoon, Taehyung gets a slot on Cypher pt.14. It becomes their lowest selling single, but BTS doesn’t notice as they are too busy trying to cover up the fact that Suga’s soul departed 8 years ago and they’ve been using his corpse as a puppet to still milk Army dry. 

Exo: Kyungsoo quit to become an actor after getting tired of grinding canes. Suho left to go “find himself” in the Bahamas, and Baekhyun currently leads the remaining members as they perform the Chinese version of “Wolf” at Norwegian birthday parties for pay.

Got7: Currently only has 6 members. BamBam was kicked out in 2017 after pulling down his pants and playing “helicopter” at a fan meet. Currently tours with Jay Park while Got6 has 23 reality shows and 14 movies under their belts.

NCT: Johnny resigns to become a DJ after debuting only once. Haechan is jailed after it was discovered he had been slowly poisoning Mark for years. WinWin tries to leave SM, but is offered a solo career under Yixing’s company. Cracks immediately under the pressure of singing more than 2 words.

Day6: After pleading with JYP for years, finally get to have all of their social media accounts back. Jae immediately begins posting pics of Chihuahuas in taco costumes while Sungjin and Young K start a new petition to stop including the word “day” in all of their album titles.

Infinite: Sunggyu never came back from the war. Woohyun is pretty sure he’s actually just hiding in the basement. The fairies came to reclaim Sungjong to their magical kingdom, and Dongwoo asked them to give him a ride to Africa on their way.

Big Bang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago.

Super Junior: Henry and Kyuhyun perform at Karaoke Taco Tuesdays every week, while Leeteuk and Siwon try to get everyone to come together for one last concert that Heechul refuses to attend, because that’s his dogs special grooming day.

Block B: Will leave Seven Seasons and start their own company with Zico as CEO. P.O. has been revealed to have had a secret wife and child in Brazil for the last 8 years and Taeil will have to resort to tattooing his eyeballs from lack of skin space.

Vixx: 4 of the members married fans while Hyuk and Hongbin enjoy the crazy bachelor life. Still continues to do deep concepts and just wrapped up their video where they portray vulnerable, voodoo veterans from Vermont.

Monsta X: banned from Korea after performing naked in hopes of a number 1. Comes back with cute concept through Youtube and gets an all kill. not allowed in Korea to accept award. Award goes to Seventeen instead.

Ikon: hasn’t made a comeback in 9 years. Everyone has had 4 solo projects. Bobby and B.I. moved into Seungri’s abandoned man cave and are refusing to come out until they get a clothing line and matching miniature poodles.

Astro: After a dramatic image change after all becoming adults, Rocky is now modeling for Calvin Klein, Sanha has his own line of hair products, and they all just released a sensual love album called “Baby Let Me Rocket All Night”.

Seventeen: After teasing Carats for 10 years, finally does a dark concept but 11 of the 13 members are in the military so it’s just Jun and Minghao tap dancing in leather jackets while whistling “Mansae” in a warehouse.

B.A.P: Jongup and Yongguk and Himchan promoting together as a hip-hop group called BangHimUp, while Daehyun and Youngjae make a living off of soundtrack singles. All decide on a whim to dye their hair straight blonde again and all of Zelo’s falls out in the first 5 minutes.

Knk: First male group to be the spokesperson for a stiletto company. Has 3 albums devoted to the best of their ballads. No longer allowed on ASC ever since the “incident” and Seungjun and Jihun being forced to live in separate cities after the rumors become far too great.

SHINee: Everyone has split up for their own solo careers, but still come together for dinner every night. Minho is currently homeless after betting his house in an intense Monopoly battle with Key. Planning a reunion tour where the truth will finally be revealed about Jongtae.

Up10tion: Rebel after their 53rd comeback in 10 years. Tie Andy up and hold him for ransom until he agrees to let them rest and never perm their poor hair again.

Romeo: Decided to change their name to something that would bring them up on Google. Now debuting as “Hamlet” they continue to do cute concepts even though they’re almost over the hill and have mortgages and light bills.

24K: Has found global fame after creating the world’s first rational storyline….realizes most of the fame came because everyone was googling Bruno Mars. Accepts fame anyway.

Winner: Reunites again with Namtae. Quits YG after leaving a steaming pile of dog poop on his desk. Produces music that heals and restores all of our broken souls.

Can I be the groom?

I stumbled over some text messages today and they just screamed Bughead, I swear. And they were stuck in my head the whole day. That’s why I had to type this little one shot. 

I normally don’t write in english and I edited this myself, so I’m sorry for any mistakes. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me know if you do! <3

Warning: FLUFFY xD

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Betty couldn’t help it. She stared at the screen of her phone for a brief moment and then started laughing. The day had been batshit crazy and she was beyond annoyed. That’s why she texted Jughead. After all it was his wedding too. But he couldn’t help her with the last preparations right now, because he had to promote his newest book. He tried to get out of this promotion tour, but Betty encouraged him to go.  And that’s why he had to endure her ranting, about flowers, cakes, dresses, her mother and Veronica now. Those two really just wanted to help her, but somehow, they ended up making everything worse. They were just…a little bit over the top. Jughead really had no chance to answer between all the messages he got. But after Betty had finished, he finally answered.

J: Hey, Betts. This may sound a little bit demanding after all you went through today. But can I play some important role in your wedding? Like…the groom?

Betty laughed so hard, that tears were running down her cheeks. This day had been so stressful. But with just one text message, Jughead could lift her mood. After she had calmed down a little bit, she was finally able to answer.

B: I don’t know Jug. You’d have to wear a suit. And you can’t wear your beanie. Also, I’m pretty sure you’d have to dance with me. And you’d have to be nice the whole day. Is that something you can pull off?

Betty smiled, making herself comfortable on the couch and looking at the ceiling of their living room. They had moved in here one year ago and Betty was still in love with this house. It was beautiful and she was glad, that they were able to afford it. Her phone buzzed and Betty smiled and bit her lip, when she read Jugheads response.

J: I’m offended. I’m not only an amazing writer. I’m also an amazing actor. I can totally pull that off. We have to talk about the beanie though.

It took Betty only a few seconds to send her reply. She grinned while typing her response.

B: Maybe I should rather cast another groom. One who doesn’t wear a beanie. I could ask Veronica, if she’d lend me Archie for one day.

She waited patiently for Jugheads response. At first, she only got a GIF showing a man who fainted. The blonde laughed out loud again. Of course Jughead knew how to cheer her up, even if he was thousand miles away. Now he was typing again.

J: I just read our contract again (you agreed to it, when you accepted that ring from me). The contract says you have to cast me for the role of the groom. No other option. With or without my beanie. Also…you wouldn’t be happy with Archie. He can’t dance at all. And he doesn’t look as good as me in a suit.

The blonde giggled and began to type her answer.

B: Oh, is that so?

His answer came very fast this time.

J: Sure. You can’t deny you like me in a suit. May I just remind you how Archie’s and Veronica’s wedding ended for us?

Oh, she didn’t need a reminder of that night. Betty blushed. She was glad Jughead couldn’t see it. He would have teased her immediately. But he proved once again, that he really knew her.

J: I know you’re blushing right now. So why not give in and book me as the groom already?

B: You’re annoying.

J: But you love me.

Betty chuckled and shook her head, typing another message.

B: Doesn’t make you less annoying. But, oh well. Congrats. You’ll be the groom. I don’t want to hear you complaining at our wedding in three weeks!

J: That’s my girl. You won’t. I’ll marry you, why should I even think about complaining?

Betty shook her head again. This time, because she still couldn’t believe, that she was lucky enough to marry the love of her life. They texted back and forth for a while, until she finally went to bed. Tomorrow would be another crazy day, she knew that (she had another meeting with Ronnie and Alice). But she also knew, that Jughead would be there for her, whenever she needed him.

Mythological Gays Starters; Greek Edition
  • Can be angsty or fluffy, problematic(tm) or pure(tm), may contain triggering elements. Feel free to change pronouns if you want.
  • Zeus and Ganymede: Muse A is a much older man who grooms Muse B, who is barely legal, to be his lover.
  • Achilles and Petroclus: Muse A and Muse B are both soldiers, finding comfort in one another's company.
  • Cycnus and Phaethon: Muse A and Muse B have been longtime lovers, but Muse B is dying and Muse A is not taking it well.
  • Apollo annd Hymenaeus: Muse A is business partners with Muse B's father, but is stricken with love with Muse B the moment he sees him.
  • Ameinias and Narcissus: Muse A is hopelessly in love with Muse B, but Muse B is so self-absorbed he spurns him out of hand.
  • Poseidon and Pelops: Muse A is in a position of authority (boss, teacher, master/apprentice) over Muse B, but realizes he has developed feelings for Muse B which may or may not be returned.
  • Daphnis and Pan: Muse A just went through a nasty breakup and finds solace in the carefree nature of his friend, Muse B.
  • Nisus and Euryalus: Muse A and Muse B are archaeologists (or treasure-hunters) who stumble upon an amazing find, and celebrate.
  • Ianthe and Iphis: Muse A is a trans man who moves to a new city. Muse B is arranged to marry Muse A.
  • Hermes and Crocus: Muse A is in a loveless marriage, and seeks comfort in a sympathetic friend, Muse B.
  • Chrysippus and Laius: Muse A has been kidnapped by Muse B.
  • Dionysus and Prosymnus: Muse A knows he is going to die, and throws caution to the wind to begin an illicit affair with Muse B.
  • Zephyrus and Hyacinth: Muse A is in love with Muse B, but Muse B chooses another, driving Muse A mad with jealousy.
  • Glaucus and Polyeidos: Muse A is a runaway who finds himself in the care of Muse B, a wealthy but eccentric individual.
  • Heracles and Iolaus: Muse A is Muse B's uncle through marriage, but he cannot seem to shake the attraction he feels to his nephew.
  • Eurybarus and Alcyoneus: Muse A, for love of Muse B, takes on a burden Muse B was meant to take.
  • Silvanus and Cyparissus: Muse A accidentally hits Muse B's dog with his car, and they both rush to the vet to try to save the pet.
  • Ghira: Honey. Yang. We're back. *Ghira called out as he and Blake entered the Belladonna home.*
  • Blake: We brought you some dessert from the sto-Yang! *Blake started to call out as she and father entered the living only to find her girlfriend laying on the couch with a bandage around her head as Kali gently placed an Ice pack on her head. It didn't take Blake look to rush over to her love's side to see if she was okay.* Yang? Yang, Sweetie? Are you okay?
  • Kali: Calm down, Blake. Yang is fine. She just has a little bump on her head is all. The doctor said all she needs is some rest. *Kali told her daughter as she comforted her.*
  • Ghira: I don't understand. What happened while we were at the meeting?
  • Kali: Well... *Kali began, thinking back to earlier.*
  • ~Flashback~
  • Yang: Excuse me, Mrs B? Sorry to bother you but the spire bathroom is out of towel. Can I grab one from your? *Yang called out while she knocked on door to Blake's parents bathroom door, waiting a moment listening for Kali to reply as music played from the other side of the door.* Mrs B? *Yang asked again knocking slightly louder.*
  • Kali: Huh? Yes? Is that you Yang? *Kali questioned through the door, the music's volume lowering.*
  • Yang: Yeah It's me. Sorry about this but can I barrow a towel? The other bathroom doesn't have any.
  • Kali: Oh of course dear. You can come on in and get them, I'm wearing a robe. There in the closet to the left.
  • Yang: Okay cool. *Yang smiled, opening the door slightly to pock her head to to find Kali was indeed wearing a robe as she sat on the edge of the bath before enter, Keeping her eyes casted downward.* Pardon my interruption.
  • Kali: Oh there's no need to apologize, Yang. I was just finish up her myself. *Kali smiled as she pointed to the closet.* Anyway, the towels are on the left. Help yourself.
  • Yang: Thanks Mrs B. *Yang said quickly moving to the closet and opening it, spotting the towels right away and grabbing two.* Sorry again for walkinnNOHMYGOD! *Yang suddenly yelled with an enormous blush growing on her face as she turned to Kali. For before the young huntress sat her girlfriend's mother with her right leg straight up in the air as she groomed herself like a cat.
  • Kali: Hmm? Is something wrong Yang? *Kali asked when she noticed Yang's red face wide eyes.*
  • Yang: *It was at those words Yang quickly covered her eyes, trying not to peek throght the cracks of her fingers as she yammered.* I!UH! DUH! UMM! S-SORRY! I DIDN'T REALIZE! UUH My GOD!
  • Kali: Hehe, Oh Yang. Calm down. I'm only grooming myself. I'm sure you see Blake do it all the time. Maybe even let her do some grooming on you. *Kali laughed with a teasing smirk, waving her hand.*
  • Yang: Well Yeah but! Wait I mean, No! I, Ugh! It's different with Blake! Plus, She does do that with me! *Yang rambles on, feeling the wall with one hand to leave while covering her eyes with the other.*
  • Kali: Really? Huh? I would have thought Blake would have tried it with you by now? *Kali Thought out loud before a devious smirk formed on her face and spoke seductively to Yang.* In that case, Why don't you come over here and I can show you how it's done? *She purred as she thought.* Let's see how loyal she is to my baby girl.
  • Yang: *Meanwhile, Yang's jaw dropped in shock before she quickly shouted while rushing to the door.* SORRYBUTONLYBLAKECANSHOULDANDWILLUSESHERTONGUEONMETHANKSFORTHETOWELSBYYYYYAAAH! *It was towards the end of her sentence, Yang unfortunately slipped on the damped floor and fell on the back of her head. Hard.*
  • Kali: OH MY GOD! YANG! ARE YOU OKAY!? *Kali panicked quickly rushing over to fallen huntress.*
  • ~Present~
  • Kali: ... She slipped in our bathroom while getting towels from the closet. The floor was a bit wet since I just took a bath. *Kali explained, leaving out the details.*
  • Blake: Oh no. I knew I forgot something when we left. *Blake said, gentle stroking Yang's hair.* Yang, sweetie. Can you hear me?
  • Ghira: Don't worry Blake. I'm sure Yang well be fine. *Ghira assured her daughter to comfort her, placing his hand on her shoulder when Yang stirred.* Ah, She is waking up.
  • Blake: Yang? How are you feeling? Yang? *Blake asked worryingly.*
  • Yang: Mmmrr, no Mrs B. Only Blake can groom me... *Yang quietly mumbled, still not fully conscious causing both Ghira and Blake to turn their questions stares to the somewhat nervous Kali.*
  • Blake: Mom? She is she mumbling about? *Blake questions while narrowing her eyes.*
  • Kali: I-I have no idea.
  • Ghira: Kali. Tell me you didn't tease the poor girl.
  • Kali: ...
  • Ghira: Kali.
  • Kali: It was an accident.
  • Blake: Oh my god! Mom!
  • Kali: Well on the bright side you know Yang is very loyal to you. Soooo it's not all bad.
  • Ghira: *Ghira could only sigh with his daughter as they both crossed their arms and pinched the bridge of their noses.* This is Ilia all over again.
  • Blake: Tell me about it.
  • Yang: I demand a Blakey bath when the room stops spinning.* Yang randomly said holding up her metal hand.*

anonymous asked:

Okay but the Shatt instagram post made me think of like yeah, a modern AU, where Shiro is a grumpy old man who resists social media so he's just always telling Matt "hey post this on twitter for me." At this point Matt's #shirosays tweets get enough likes and retweets that Shiro does want to make his own account but he's too stubborn to give in after all this time.

See, my problem with this is that I don’t buy grumpy old man Shiro.  Dude is a pilot and astronaut.  He’s not exactly unsavvy to tech.  But on the other hand I feel like he very much keeps his social media presence groomed b/c a) Shiro does care about his appearance (he covers all skin he can post-Galra, keeps a very specific haircut that he probably self-maintains, eyeliner if you believe in that), and b) he wants to keep it presentable for when he’s looked into for missions/by officers.

So, Shiro doesn’t put a lot of his real life stuff on social media.  And occasionally he’ll be like ‘Hey, hey Matt, post this thing do the food post thing’, but more likely, Matt started a #ShitShiroganeSays account all on his own.  Matt is also a serial tagger.

@ShitShiroganeSays
“No, don’t add sugar to my coffee, Red Bull is already sweet” #HeartAttackAt25 #GradStudentLife

@ShitShiroganeSays
“Don’t diss Riker because you want to date Data” #ShiroHasACrush #DateARobotWhoCanDoBoth #HotOrNotStarTrekEdition

@ShitShiroganeSays 
[Picture of Shiro scowling, reaching past the camera and yelling] “Give me back my beanie!” #BadHairDay #WhoKnewItHappened #Miracle #Blessed 

(Would these fit?  Probably not.  Future Space Twitter gives 400 characters or w/e)

plot where muse a and muse b first meet when theyre both young and stupid at a wedding they hit it off things happen they hook up and that’s that then years later theyre reunited through another wedding both have matured and whoa they got way hotter from before and what a coincidence muse a is in the wedding party again as the maid of honor/best man but this time muse b is the bride/groom but oh not to worry it’s all completely platonic we were dumb teens the last time we hooked up of course but wow why didnt i actually try to hold a real conversation with you you’re so smart and funny and you make me laugh we could be really good friends and they are good friends and muse a becomes muse b's confidant and the designated person they run to when things get rough like do you think the ring’s okay/is it just me or does this dress look completely wrong/we decided on blue and silver for the colors but idk i always hated that it’s so cliche and muse a is there through it all slowly slowly slowly falling in love with muse b and is conflicted like do i tell them how i feel what the fuck am i saying no i can’t ruin this for them theyre marrying my best friend but theyve become my best friend too until one day muse b runs to muse a i think my fiance’s cheating on me and i know he’s/she’s your best friend can you find out for me oh god please ((and ofc if the fiance is cheating on muse b then theres that whole issue of muse a finding out and trying to decide between their own happiness and their best friend’s happiness with the person they’ve started to love))

Traditional Chinese Wedding: Customs

1.       三书: The official documentation that needs to be prepared when proposing

       a.       聘书-Official engagement proposal

      b.      礼书-A list of all the betrothal gifts from the groom’s family to the             brides

      c.       迎书-A document given to the bride on the day of the wedding,             similar to a marriage certificate

2.       六礼: The six etiquettes in proposing

      a.       纳采Proposal: Usually done between the parents of the bride and                     groom

      b.      问名Matching: Matching of the birthdates and names of the bride                    and groom to see if they are compatible for each other

      c.       纳吉Betrothal Gifts: Where the groom prepares the betrothal gifts                     for the female’s family

      d.      纳征Engagement Party: When the grooms family chooses an                            auspicious day to hold the engagement party

      e.      请期 Choosing a Date: When the parents of the family chooses an                  auspicious day to hold the actual wedding. Avoids dates with the                      numbers 3, 6, and 11.

      f.        亲迎 Wedding: The day of the wedding.

3.       安床: Preparing the marriage bed

Preparing the bedroom for the couples after they are married, must be done on an auspicious day. Included putting dragon and phoenix sheets (龙凤被) on the bed. Putting peanuts, dates, longan, and lotus seeds to represent the wish for them to have children. The people who build and bed and set it up has to be people with good luck. The room is decorated red with paper cutouts of the “double xi” 双喜

4.       闹洞房 Rioting in the Wedding Chamber:

When the groom’s brother and friends go into the wedding chamber to disturb the bride and the groom. Represents新人不闹不发,越闹越发, a wish to get rid of the bad energy so that the bride and groom wouldn’t argue after they are married.

5.       嫁妆Dowry:

The brides dowry which usually included the clothing and jewelry but also things to represent good luck such as scissors(because they look like butterflies), a spittoon (represents having children), vases (represents wealth), shoes (wordplay that the bride and groom would grow old together), ruler (represents harvest).

Wedding day:                        

6.       上头 Brushing of the hair:

Done the day of the wedding when the bride and groom are dressing in their own rooms. The brushing of the hair is done by an older women who has had a successful marriage. As they brush they say一梳梳到尾,二梳梳到白发齐眉,三梳梳到儿孙满地,四梳梳到四条银笋尽标齐 (sweet beginning of marriage till the end, harmonious marriage till old age, many sons and grandsons, abundance of wealth and long-lasting marriage).

7.       撑红伞 Holding a red umbrella:

When the bride with her sisters and friend stand outside. They open a red umbrella and throw rice to wish the bride to have many children.

8.       哭嫁 Crying of the Bride:

When the people from the grooms family comes to pick of the bride in a sedan, usually carried by four people. The bride must cry to show that she doesn’t want to leave her parent’s house.

9.       盖头 Head covering:

A red cloth 3 by 3 feet that covers the head of the bride. Not lifted until the groom lifts it in the wedding chamber.

10.   拜堂 The ceremony:

一拜天地,二拜高堂,夫妻交拜,齐入洞房。

The first bow to heaven and earth, the second bow is to the parents of the bride and groom, and the third is when the bride and groom bow to each other.

11.   合酒 or交杯酒:

When the bride and groom each drink out of a cup of wine while linking their arms, represents their unity.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any prompts for childhood best friends who are either reuniting when they're older or were together their whole life, please? Thank you ❤️

These prompts are for a reunion and are friendship-focused. I’ll follow up with prompt sets on friends who have been together their whole life and on friends turning lovers. Anyway, I hope you find inspiration in these.

  1. Having not seen each other for years, Character A one day opens the door to find Character B on the doorsteps, asking for help.
  2. Character return home for a funeral of a mutual friend.
  3. Character A is surprised that Character B still remembers their favorite thing.
  4. Character A finds out that while they were gone, Character B married A’s childhood love.
  5. Character A is invited to a wedding and discovers that Character B is the groom/bride.
  6. Character A discovers something Character B has given them way back.
  7. Character A is surprised by how much Character B has changed.
  8. Characters discuss how they’re living different lives than they once dreamed they would have.
  9. The last time the characters met, it ended badly.
  10. Characters gave each other a promise when they were children and they wonder whether it’s still valid.
  11. Characters made a bet when they were children and one of them doesn’t want it to be valid anymore.
  12. Character A returns home to find out Character B has bought a restaurant they used to visit.
  13. Character A meets Character B’s parents/siblings years after last seeing Character B.
  14. When parting, Characters agreed to meet at a certain place at a certain time in a certain number of years.
  15. Character A receives a message that Character B, whom they haven’t seen in years, has been seriously injured.
’M. Francois de Neufchateau, the praiseworthy cultivator of the memory of Parmentier, made a thousand efforts to have pomme de terre [potato] pronounced parmentiere, and succeeded therein not at all.
— 

Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, The Year 1817

I forgot Hugo put this in Les Mis omg

Backstory, backstory:  Hugo worked for/with Neufchateau early early in his career, and basically the whole thing where Marius is talking about having written the prologue to Gil Blas and not getting credit is Hugo complaining about Neufchateau taking credit for his, Hugo’s , work waaay back when 


There’s also a thing in this chapter about Chateaubriand (a) having his name made fun of and (b) bathing/grooming naked in front of people, which he actually did to a young Hugo who was over for a visit 

what I’m saying is that apparently The Year 1817 is Hugo cashing in old grudges like whoa