if she chose you, you must be special. she’s picky.
if you make her toast or a bagel, make sure the spread goes all the way to the edges. if its a bagel, put some extra cream cheese on the plate. she enjoys dipping the bagel in it.
surprise her with dunkin donuts. she LOVES iced coffee. shot of vanilla, with cream and sugar. if you get her a donut, she HATES cream-filled. get her a jelly one or a strawberry frosted (dont forget her sprinkles. she wont let you live it down)
she may not act like a “girly girl”, but randomly give her a bouquet of flowers. she loves them.
take interest in her art! she LOVES showing you her art and shes amazing at it. please, dont blow it off as if its dust.
remember that the very first thing shell do when she gets home is take off her socks. thats her equivalent of taking off her bra (which she does next).
shes ditzy. and its the cutest fucking thing.
when shes nervous or anxious, her stutter gets really bad. keep watch for that, and calm her down and prevent a possible panic attack.
calm her down by handing her cat to her. her cat is easily her favorite thing.
dont be offended, but she will seriously love her cat more than you.
she gets SUPER heated in debates. its cute and fun, but dont say shes being too emotional. she’ll leave.
she has depressive episodes, and all she will want to do is watch disney movies. watch them with her, and cuddle her.
the most important thing: she feels uncomfortable/awkward in sexual situations, and does not enjoy sex very often. DO NOT take any sexual frustration out on her. it is not her fault, because she will try her best.
if i ever hear that you’re hurting her, taking out those sexual frustrations, or not doing something right, i swear to fucking god i will make your life a living hell, if i even decide youre worthy enough to live.
she is my sun, but i am the moon, and the universe just decided we were not to be together. if i cant be with her, then i will do everything in my power to protect her.
Wow Iwa-chan really is a straight up plant in that AU. I didn't quite believe it until I read the snippet from the fic, but now I know. He really is a full on plant
I mean…I did say >__> But come on, guys. When have I EVER led you wrong when it comes to iwaoi? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Okay so, for those who are freaking out a little bit, Iwa starts off very much as a plant. But you’re forgetting the key word here, and that is that this is a magical plant AU. Without giving too much away, little plant Iwa starts looking more like a person very quickly, so don’t worry :D Sure it gets a bit weird all up in here, but fundamentally this is gonna be a super cute iwaoi romance.
Actually it’s also going to be a really interesting character study for Iwa, tbh. I mean…how does one get from a little plant to the wonderful Iwa that we all know and love? I, personally, am very excited. I hope at least a few of you are as well!
(And before anyone asks, no I promise I’m not done with the Peter Pan or the 90s Diet Coke AUs <3)
Y un euro y medio por coña, sale más caro que ir a ver a Ernesto Sevilla.
Enviado por nofoscasque…:
Quepaha fine, enhorabuena por tus mierdas, mi pariento y yo te seguimos desde hace tiempo y nos reímos mucho de ti/contigo/por histeria. A lo que voy, que el otro día me armé de valor y con un hilo de voz le dije a la china “oye, que bebida va con b” y al día siguiente me encontré esto. ¿Qué le puedo decir? La “b” la puso, ¿no? Ea, ahí te dejo la tontería importante del día. Bye bye, hasta otro ratito!