MOSQUITO: Everybody has had a change of heart, apparently, and now thinks your outfit is cool Human Kite.

MOSQUITO: I bet you’re loving this anonymous validation, huh?

HUMAN KITE: I don’t know. I think they’re just trying to fuck with me now.

HUMAN KITE: Why would they suddenly change their opinion like that?

TOOLSHED: Maybe they were just jealous of your fashion sense, dude.

HUMAN KITE: Mmh, I don’t know. I feel like there’s something more to this.

MOSQUITO: (bitch it not that deep)

MOSQUITO: They want you guys to pose now, though.



TOOLSHED: Dude we don’t have a decent picture of just us posing all cool and stuff.


TOOLSHED: The Coon always butts his way into our pictures.

TOOLSHED: We totally gotta take like, the most awesome pic of us we can so we can rub it in fatass’ face.

HUMAN KITE: Okay yeah totally.

MOSQUITO: I am ready for this Coon Erasure I’ll take the picture.

HUMAN KITE: Okay just make sure you take the picture while I’m jumping?

HUMAN KITE: So I’m flying, you know?

TOOLSHED: Yeah it’s gotta be super badass.


MOSQUITO: I’ll be sure to add cool lighting effects and junk.

TOOLSHED: Awesome.

MOSQUITO: 3, 2, 1, bzzt!

HUMAN KITE: Okay yeah this is pretty badass.

TOOLSHED: Yeah The Coon is gonna be so jealous.

HUMAN KITE: You’re pretty good at taking pictures, Mosquito.

MOSQUITO: Haha I’ve learned from the best.

TOOLSHED: The best?

MOSQUITO: Yeah Super Craig takes pictures sometimes but mostly of like dogs and stuff and they’re okay.

MOSQUITO: He didn’t teach me anything I just wanted to act like he did.


MOSQUITO: Anyways good job on suddenly being the coolest super heroes according to all of the asks your getting now, zzzt.

MOSQUITO: Clap clap clap clap.

  • Leia: How's Luke?
  • 2-1B: Luke is going to be all right.
  • C-3PO: Oh, thank the Maker. Finally, some good news!
  • 2-1B: That's a great attitude. I gotta tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
  • Leia: But...you said he was all right.
  • 2-1B: Yes, he lost his left hand, so he's going to be "all right."
  • Leia: You son of a bitch!

The hell you doing, Karen? Going after a guy like this. Because he chose me. It made me angry that he thinks I’d agree with his actions. (requested by serendipitous)


What if Chrom had separation anxiety? 

My stuff never stood a chance against twelve and a half stones of reckless, post-adolescent fury…
Ki never left him alone ever again. And they had to pay for all the damages.


My Interview With BTS Where They Share “Top Secret” Plans For 2018


fangirl meme: favorite female characters [2/??]
↳ joyce byers (stranger things)

Stop. I know who you are. I know what you’ve done. You took my boy away from me. You left him in that place to die. You faked his death! We had a funeral! We buried him… and now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.