MOSQUITO: Everybody has had a change of heart, apparently, and now thinks your outfit is cool Human Kite.
MOSQUITO: I bet you’re loving this anonymous validation, huh?
HUMAN KITE: I don’t know. I think they’re just trying to fuck with me now.
HUMAN KITE: Why would they suddenly change their opinion like that?
TOOLSHED: Maybe they were just jealous of your fashion sense, dude.
HUMAN KITE: Mmh, I don’t know. I feel like there’s something more to this.
MOSQUITO: (bitch it not that deep)
MOSQUITO: They want you guys to pose now, though.
TOOLSHED: Dude we don’t have a decent picture of just us posing all cool and stuff.
HUMAN KITE: …Yeah?
TOOLSHED: The Coon always butts his way into our pictures.
TOOLSHED: We totally gotta take like, the most awesome pic of us we can so we can rub it in fatass’ face.
HUMAN KITE: Okay yeah totally.
MOSQUITO: I am ready for this Coon Erasure I’ll take the picture.
HUMAN KITE: Okay just make sure you take the picture while I’m jumping?
HUMAN KITE: So I’m flying, you know?
TOOLSHED: Yeah it’s gotta be super badass.
MOSQUITO: I’ll be sure to add cool lighting effects and junk.
MOSQUITO: 3, 2, 1, bzzt!
HUMAN KITE: Okay yeah this is pretty badass.
TOOLSHED: Yeah The Coon is gonna be so jealous.
HUMAN KITE: You’re pretty good at taking pictures, Mosquito.
MOSQUITO: Haha I’ve learned from the best.
TOOLSHED: The best?
MOSQUITO: Yeah Super Craig takes pictures sometimes but mostly of like dogs and stuff and they’re okay.
MOSQUITO: He didn’t teach me anything I just wanted to act like he did.
HUMAN KITE: …Okay…?
MOSQUITO: Anyways good job on suddenly being the coolest super heroes according to all of the asks your getting now, zzzt.
MOSQUITO: Clap clap clap clap.