a~c

I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets. I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks, I didn’t actually sell my last ship, I just forgot where I docked it. I don’t know who Queen Camilla is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me, I once threw beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece Rebecca.
—  Thorne (to Cinder probably)