When you say this, all I can imagine is a reporter trying to write an article about Sparatus, and halfway through being like “this is crushingly boring, I wonder what the other two do in their spare time?” and wandering off to find out that the other members of the council indeed have vastly more exciting lives.
honestly i’d read it!! hell i might write it
it starts out serious following him around and trying to speculate on what he’s up to and if there’s any hidden meaning or ulterior motive. around lunchtime the article starts going “man…. this guy has one of the most interesting jobs in the galaxy and yet he’s the most boring old man ever”. a couple hours later it starts making mention of what tevos and valern are doing and gradually switches to covering them with occasional mention that sparatus is doing another boring old man thing.
the article ends with dramatic lines about tevos and valern, followed by, “meanwhile, councilor sparatus fell asleep on the couch, watching the news and dutifully waiting for his wife to come home and tell him about her infinitely more eventful day.”