azazel x men

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The Best You Never Had (48947 words) by FuryRed

Chapters: 13/13

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Azazel/Raven | Mystique (X-Men)

Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Edie Lehnsherr, Sharon Marko, Raven | Mystique, Hank McCoy, Alex Summers, Sean Cassidy, Angel Salvadore, Azazel (X-Men)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: Still Have Powers, Erik is Crushing Harder than a 12-year Old Girl, Erik has Feelings, Erik Logic Is The Best Logic, Charles Xavier has a Ph.D in Adorable, Charles Always Says the Absolute Worst Thing He Could Possibly Say, Honestly Charles What Are You Thinking, Sharing a Bed, Misunderstandings, Mutual Pining, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Let’s not act like we’re over that tag because we’re not

Summary:

By the time Erik is in his late twenties he has grown tired of his mother meddling in his love life- always setting him up on numerous dates with various suitors.

But then Erik’s mother offers to set him up with someone he used to know- the gorgeous blue-eyed boy Erik had a crush on in school, the boy Erik desperately wishes he had been nicer to.

How Erik ends up entering into a fake relationship with the man in order to keep his mother happy is anyone’s guess…


NOW COMPLETE!

Read on AO3 here

  • Erik: *takes a deep breath*
  • Erik: I lo-
  • Raven, Emma, Azazel, Janos or anyone who has spent five seconds around Erik ever: yes, you love Charles Xavier, I know, you love Charles Xavier so much, he's your precious baby, you love him so much, you just love Charles Xavier, I kNOW, you love Charles Xavier you fucking love Charles Xavier ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE CHARLES XAVIER. I GET IT.
X-Kids Fourth of July

-So Xavier always throws a pool party/barbecue for his students on the Fourth of July.
-Kurt and Ororo have never celebrated Fourth of July before.
-And oh man are they in for an experience.
-Naturally, the professor puts Jubilee in charge of fireworks.
-“MY TIME HAS COME.”
-Peter wears ten floaties in the pool because he’s secretly terrified of drowning.
-Concept: Warren in a speedo (Happy Independence Day to Kurt amirite?)
-He won’t go in the pool though because he doesn’t like to get his feathers wet, poor baby.
-Ororo’s having none of that and she causes a sudden downpour on Warren while he’s trying to sunbathe.
-“Now your feathers are wet and you have no excuse.”
-Jean requires a metric ton of sunscreen to avoid getting sunburned.
-She needs help getting the stuff on her back and Scott volunteers as tribute.
-He also volunteers to grill the burgers and hot dogs.
-“I have complete faith in you, Scott.  Hank, Erik, make sure he doesn’t burn anything.”
-Peter bugs Scott while he’s grilling.
-“Why don’t you just use your laser eyes to grill the food?”  “They are NOT LASERS”
-Miraculously, nothing burns.
-The sun goes down and it’s time to break out the explosives.
-Warren chases Peter across the lawn with a sparkler until Ororo tells him to stop.
-Jubilee orchestrates a fireworks show with all the style and pizzazz she can muster (which is a lot)
-The sound of the fireworks startle Kurt at first, but then Raven slips him some ear-plugs.
-She remembers how Azazel’s ears would always hurt from fireworks.
-Finally, no summer celebration is complete without a bonfire.
-Peter breaks out a bag of marshmallows and all the kids make s’mores.
-Kurt falls asleep on Warren’s shoulder.  Warren could not be happier.
-Actually, several kids fall asleep and Hank has to carry them back to the house.

Azazel can live a thousand years and Mystique has a very slow age rate, Kurt inherited both of these abilities, meaning that he’s the only one who will live as long as, if not longer than, Wolverine. Therefore, when Logan finally retires, Kurt will take his place as the veteran X-man.

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is that even a question? (also Charles totally got them this frame, and paid for their Wal-Mart photo shoot)

(sorry this ask is from forever ago!! I’m slowly making my way through them!)

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm pretty new to xmen, but Kurt is 1000% my fave. I was wondering which comics I should read to get more of his story! I love your blog too great stuff

Okay, first of all: there are too many books he appears in, so I just tried to list some important ones (and this not even close to listing everything!) And if you want to simply read books he is in, you really need to go through many team books.

The easy part, Nightcrawler series:

- Nightcrawler (1985-1986) - 4 issue
- Nightcrawler Vol 2 (2002-2002)- 4 issue
- Nightcrawler Vol 3 (2004-2006) - 12 issue
- Nightcrawler Vol 4 (2014-2015) - 12 issue

- X-Men: Manifest Destiny Nightcrawler #1 (May, 2009)
- X-Men Origins: Nightcrawler #1 (May, 2010)

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Some important appearance/story from the beginning until now:

- Uncanny X-Men: start with his first appearance in Giant-Size X-Men #1 (1975) but I’d say read UXM of 80’s.
(AND/OR read Classic X-Men, which is a reprint of uncanny issues, but with new panels/stories!
-Classic X-Men #1-45,
-X-Men Classic #46-110)

- Excalibur (1988-1998) - a must

(After Excalibur he’s in Uncanny X-Men again - from 1998, so you can continue here )

- in 2003 he gets an origin story ‘Draco’ in Uncanny X-Men by Chuck Austen (but you need to know, it’s one of the most hated X-Men stories. For reasons.)
Chuck Austen’s run on UXM: #410-441, and Draco: #428-434 (2003)
(And before Chuck Austen, the priest story happend.)

- Uncanny X-Men by Chris Claremont from #444 (2004) (better story, good art)

- X-Men: Second Coming related books (2010) - (he dies here)

- Amazing X-Men (2014) 19 issues (resurrected) - a must
( the last solo series begins in 2014 too)

- Extraordinary X-Men (2015) -  (it’s not the best Nightcrawler story again…)

- X-Men Gold - current X-book  - (it’s ok so far)

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Significant Issues: (by marvel universe wiki)

Killed foster brother (X-Men Annual #4, 1980);
first joined X-Men (Giant-Size X-Men #1, 1975);
first used image inducer (Classic X-Men #4, 1986);
first blended with shadows (X-Men #102, 1976);
first encountered Mystique (X-Men #141, 1981);
injured by Marauders (Uncanny X-Men #211, 1986);
co-founded Excalibur (Excalibur: The Sword is Drawn, 1988);
regained full powers (Excalibur #37, 1991);
formed N-Men (Excalibur #45, 1991);
learned Mystique is mother (X-Men Unlimited #4, 1994);
rejoined X-Men (Uncanny X-Men #360/X-Men #80, 1998);
first seen studying for priesthood (X-Men #100, 2000);
first encountered Supreme Pontiff (Uncanny X-Men #400, 2001);
quit priesthood (Uncanny X-Men #419, 2003);
learned Azazel is father (Uncanny X-Men #432, 2003);
died (X-Force #26, 2010)

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A few issues I can think of and recommend:

(there’s definitely much more!)

- Amazing Spider-man 161 & 162  (1976)
- Guardians Team-Up #6 (2015)
- Deadpool/Spider-Man  #14 (2016)
- Deadpool (2012) #27 (wedding)
- Nation X #1 (2009) - (road trip)
- Wolverine (2003) #6 - (I don’t need to say anything here :D)
- Axis revolution #2
- Classic X-Men #4 - The Big Dare!
- Male Bonding (Marvel Comics Presents, #101 - 108) (with Wolverine)
- Wolverine weapon X #16 (2009)
- Death of Wolverine: Life after Logan (2014)
- Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur #17 (2017)
- Exiles #28-30 (2001) - (meets his daughter from another universe)
- Bizarre adventue  #27 (1981) (mentioned in his first solo series)
- What If? Vol 2 #98 (if Mystique had raised Kurt)
- Uncanny X-Men #204

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A comic made exclusively for the movie: X-Men 2 (2003):

X-Men 2: Nightcrawler - Official Movie Prequel

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Alternate univers Kurt

(this is not in order)

- Kurt Darkholme / Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler (Killer version of Nightcrawler):
Uncanny X-Force Vol 1 ,
X-Calibre,
X-Termination 1 & 2,
Age of Apocalypse Vol 1,
Astonishing X-Men Vol 3

- Kurt Waggoner (Kid version of Nightcrawler):
X-Treme X-Men Vol 2
Astonishhing X-Men Vol 3

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And lastly here’s another longer list of important issues about Kurt that are worth a read:

https://uncannyxmen.net/characters/nightcrawler/checklist

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I hope it helps. If anyone wants to add something to the list, please do!
I might’ve made mistakes; in that case let me know.

Nightcrawler Headcanon

Okay so we know in X-Men: Apocalypse that they confirmed Magneto was Quicksilver’s dad, right?

And then we had that scene with Raven and Peter.

So why not when Kurt finds out that Raven is his mom, he goes confront Magneto about it?

Ohmygod I can imagine it now.

Kurt: Magneto, you’ve known Raven for a very long time, ja?

Magneto: (totally nonchalant) Yes.

Kurt: Er, well….what’s she like to you?

Magneto: (raises eyebrow) What’s wrong with you?

Kurt: Ahhh….well, she’s my mother.

Magneto: What?!?

Kurt: Well, you know, she and my da like-

Magneto: I get it, I get it. Are you sure? Absolutely sure?

Kurt: Well, zidn’t ze blue skin give it away?

GUYS

NIGHTCRAWLER IS CANON IN THE MOVIE VERSE

AND AZAZEL WAS RECORDED DEAD IN DOFP

AND SHE DIDN’T KNOW!?

THAT MEANS THAT RAVEN AND AZAZEL DID THE DO EITHER DURING THE TIME SHE WAS WITH THE BROTHERHOOD OR AFTERWARDS

I’M GOING WITH THE PRIOR BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT AFTER?

IMAGINE ERIK HEARING THE NOISES IN AZAZEL’S TENT AND WALKING IN ON THEM

CUE THE BAMF