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anonymous asked:

Whats the weirdest/ strangest thing you've encountered at the Team Skull hq

Well, shit, homeslice. There’s a lot. I mean, I’ve caught people doing the dirty, seen Guzma break a microwave by forgetting to put water in a ramen cup, and Plumeria literally cry when her Salazzle got mad at her.

But the weirdest thing was a text convo between me and the boss.
8: So, is there a specific time we have to go see Madame Pres or?
*two hours pass*
Guzma: Motherfuckin Diantha jesus christ man motherfucking RotomDex movie can you fucking believe this shit
8: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.
*45 minutes later*
Guzma: Goddamn created RotomDex and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking kalos champion goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Diantha man
8: Boss, you’re scaring me.
*1 hour later*
Guzma: Motherfucking Spinarak-Man Spinarak-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Diantha I’m very tired
8: N… no problem boss, I’ll just do the talkin’ today.
*IMMEDIATE RESPONSE*
Guzma:  No man I’ll just talk about the RotomDex movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the RotomDex movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Diantha man she fucked over Spinarak-Man crazy kalos champ rowing Sycamore or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented RotomDex I don’t like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented RotomDex all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented RotomDex who the fuck invented RotomDex
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Guzma: PROFESSOR KUKUI.

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this idea has been bothering me since forever ( and i know i am not the first one coming up with this, d’uh ) but here it is. it’s based on my bro who was playing mystic messenger too and he was slightly confused why it has an option to say “i’m not a girl” even if it doesn’t affect the game play at all.

reason why MC downloaded a dating-app that was meant for girls only? well .. let’s see ..what’s the most cliche.. he saw his sister using it and was concerned about the safety of it?? ….yeeeaahhh.. sounds legit enough.

i went with black hair and a short bob cut for male MC since black short hair seems like the typical harem-hairstyle counterpart to long brown hair in reverse harem! ~

well this description got longer than i intended to oops ..;;