aye aye captain

Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3. 

I dinnae know why the captain returned with a ripped shirt while the rest of the away team look perfectly fine. They landed on Tribble Planet. There’s nothin’ but Tribbles there. Doctor McCoy looks mighty peeved and Mr. Spock hasn’t spoken since their return. The Captain looks pleased with himself. Why am I still on this ship. Help.

This musical is… actually pretty good??? Like what the heck???

All that aside, I really enjoy this musical. It’s fun, charming, and downright amazing. From the catchy songs to the great actors and sets, this musical is much better than anybody would expect from a musical about a certain sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

(To be honest, I have a bit of a soft spot for the show to this day because I loved it when I was younger.)

So yeah. Check out this musical if you can! It is worth a watch or listen if you like broadway musicals.

I’m pretty proud of how this turned out. It’s good for something done on a 3DS. (Yes I do digital art on a 3DS. I suck with a regular drawing pad at the moment.) I goofed up a bit on Sandy’s height and proportions, but I’m actually proud of this! Especially the emo hair I gave squidward for some reason.

I might draw Plankton and Karen because their romantic moments are cute as hell.

Makin’ Magic Happen

Porn Star!Sam x Porn Star!Reader AU—So entirely NSFW

Originally posted by itsokaysammy

Summary: You get to work with Sammy Winchester for the first time, Mr. Big Cock Super Star
Pairing: Sam/Reader
Word Count: 5.9k
Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex, oral sex (both female and male receiving), kinda choking, hair pulling, spanking (like, only one little spank, but it’s a good one), come play. It’s filthy porn, y’all.
A/N: This is the prelude to a series I’m currently working on. So, get used to reading Sam as a porn star. And maybe—just maybe—some other spn characters as well. Guess you’ll have to wait ;)
update: some users have had trouble opening the fic on Tumblr, so here is the AO3 link if you find yourself unable to open it as well. Sorry for the inconvience!


You walk on set in your typical fashion—hair tied up in a messy bun, prescription glasses resting on the bridge of your nose, wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt with a grande latte with double espresso in your freshly manicured hand. Part of you dreads how long the day is going to be with shooting and scene preparation, while the other part buzzes with excitement.

“You ready for your scene today?” Penny, your agent, asks, face glowing with just as much excitement. You give her an enthusiastic smile and a quick nod. “Good,” she smiles back, hands coming up to grab at your shoulders, her deep green eyes catching yours. “Sammy’s the best in the business. I hear his cock’s insured for a million dollars.”

“That seems a bit drastic,” you murmur before finishing off your latte.

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DUDE!!!LIKE......

 I’m the only one who doesnt give a damn that the musical episode and the wedding is the same thing??

CAPTAIN SWAN IS GETTING MARRIED  

SHE IS GONNA BE EMMA JONES (if she wants) 

SHE IS GONNA WEAR A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING GOWN MAYBE A FLOWER CROWN (MADE BY JMO HERSELF) 

AND SHE AND KILLIAN ARE GONNA SING A SONG LIKE THE DISNEY MOVIES.

I respond to about 600% more emails than necessary with “Affirmative” and it’s utterly shocking that nobody has told me that this is a) dorky b) weird c) sounds like I’m some sort of nerd but honestly it only takes one word for me to say I’ll be there at that time or your assumptions were correct, etc, so….