aye aye captain

Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3. 

I dinnae know why the captain returned with a ripped shirt while the rest of the away team look perfectly fine. They landed on Tribble Planet. There’s nothin’ but Tribbles there. Doctor McCoy looks mighty peeved and Mr. Spock hasn’t spoken since their return. The Captain looks pleased with himself. Why am I still on this ship. Help.

DUDE!!!LIKE......

 I’m the only one who doesnt give a damn that the musical episode and the wedding is the same thing??

CAPTAIN SWAN IS GETTING MARRIED  

SHE IS GONNA BE EMMA JONES (if she wants) 

SHE IS GONNA WEAR A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING GOWN MAYBE A FLOWER CROWN (MADE BY JMO HERSELF) 

AND SHE AND KILLIAN ARE GONNA SING A SONG LIKE THE DISNEY MOVIES.

Shingeki No Squarepants

Are you ready Trainees?

Aye Aye Captain!

I can’t hear you!

Aye Aye Captain!!!

OH….Who is the old man who looks like a teen?

LEVI HEICHOU

The angriest man you’’ll have ever seen

LEVI HEICHOU

In his free time all he does is clean

LEVI HEICHOU

He is so short sometimes he’s not seen

Makin’ Magic Happen

Porn Star!Sam x Porn Star!Reader AU—So entirely NSFW

Originally posted by itsokaysammy

Summary: You get to work with Sammy Winchester for the first time, Mr. Big Cock Super Star
Pairing: Sam/Reader
Word Count: 5.9k
Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex, oral sex (both female and male receiving), kinda choking, hair pulling, spanking (like, only one little spank, but it’s a good one), come play. It’s filthy porn, y’all.
A/N: This is the prelude to a series I’m currently working on. So, get used to reading Sam as a porn star. And maybe—just maybe—some other spn characters as well. Guess you’ll have to wait ;)
update: some users have had trouble opening the fic on Tumblr, so here is the AO3 link if you find yourself unable to open it as well. Sorry for the inconvience!


You walk on set in your typical fashion—hair tied up in a messy bun, prescription glasses resting on the bridge of your nose, wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt with a grande latte with double espresso in your freshly manicured hand. Part of you dreads how long the day is going to be with shooting and scene preparation, while the other part buzzes with excitement.

“You ready for your scene today?” Penny, your agent, asks, face glowing with just as much excitement. You give her an enthusiastic smile and a quick nod. “Good,” she smiles back, hands coming up to grab at your shoulders, her deep green eyes catching yours. “Sammy’s the best in the business. I hear his cock’s insured for a million dollars.”

“That seems a bit drastic,” you murmur before finishing off your latte.

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The Better Rogers

Summary: In which a football game with all of the Avengers helps you determine who’s the better Rogers.

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Word Count: 2,212

A/N: This one is especially written for the forever beautiful @beccaanne814-blog ! Becca, my love, I hope you are having an amazing day because that’s exactly what you deserve. I’m so grateful to have you in my life and I hope you enjoy this! 

Originally posted by boston-boy-evans

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

“Are you sure you want to do this?“ You counter, lips tilting up into a smirk.

“Okay.” Steve shrugs, adjusting the sleeves of the red shirt that was made especially for this occasion. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“Y/N!” Tony yells from across the field. He has his arms crossed over his chest and his frown is visible even from this distance. “Stop fraternizing with the enemy!”

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nowhere else i’d rather be

a belated birthday fic for the love of my life james potter <3

a lil throwback to his 18th birthday when he got so smashed he had to crash at lily’s and then they just had to share a bed.

The mirror keeps buzzing in her bag and she’s sure it’s Sirius, calling to see if they made it back alright. Lily can’t answer it though, because she has her arms full with James. A very mashed and wobbly James.

“Where are we?” He says into her neck, too loudly for Lily’s liking. If a light goes on in the house, they’re screwed.

“Almost there.” She tells him as they reach the gate and she has to hold him up with one hand to push it open. For a second he leans too far forward, but then somehow uprights himself and stumbles forward.

“Where are we?” He repeats, stepping closer so his breath fans all over her throat again. It would be nice if it didn’t smell of a mixture of jaeger and sick.

“My house.” Lily watches as realisation dawns on James’ face, mouth dropping open, shoulders going limp.

“Wow. You have a house?”

“Where did you think all your owls were coming to last summer?” She shakes him until his shoulders regain some structure and tries to walk forwards again. James is stuck though, feet planted firmly on the ground as he takes in her house.

There’s not much to take in and Lily blushes, not having really thought about this part of him crashing at hers. Of course, she’d thought about him staying one day, just not under these circumstances. In her imagination they hadn’t been sneaking in at 4 am because James got kicked out of the hotel the Marauders were staying at. 

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No More Waiting

Summary: reader and Steve haven’t been intimate in a while but finally get the chance to do just that.

A/N: Just realized this name would have been perfect for a story where the characters have sex with each other for the first time after waiting for a long time. Dammit. Anyway, second time posting smut on this blog, here have some Steve smut. It’s kinda nerve wracking posting this after the last smut I wrote since it was such a big hit. Hope you like this imagine!

Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader

Words: 3,910

Warning: SMUT, fingering, hand job, cursing, this time: protected intercourse!!! i mean, you do wear a helmet when going to war, right?


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anonymous asked:

I adore your work! It's amazing. If you're still taking requests, could you do something where Betty gets a little tipsy and accidentally admits she likes juggie?? Is that dumb??? Lol

These ones are so fun to write! Thanks so much!
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Okay.

Okay, this wasn’t so bad. She kind of liked this.

Looking into Veronica’s expectant eyes, Betty smiled reaching for the brown, bubbly alcohol.

Veronica smiled

“Oh hell yeah! Betty Cooper slaying your dragons, one by one!”

The cold foamy liquid slid down her throat instantly warming her body from the inside out.

It didn’t taste bad, but it was not what she expected beer to taste like at all, it was a little too ..sour?

This wasn’t something Betty did on the regular, going out to wild parties and drinking with her best friends, but today had been a really rough day.

She needed this.

Closing her eyes and leaning against the counter of the blossoms kitchen, she could remember exactly what had put her in this mood .

Ginger Lopez and jughead jones.

That girl had been all over the mysterious moody boy and he just… let it happen. He didn’t try and stop her, he didn’t shove her away when she placed her hands all over his biceps, he didn’t even yell at her when she stole one of his fries at lunch, And in jugheads world? she assumed that was the closest he came to flirting.

So yeah she was frustrated, couldn’t he see how completely head over heels she was for him? She thought she was being obvious, always asking him to pops, running her hands through her hair, she even bought chocolate scented lip gloss, it was his favorite smell after all. But no. nothing. Instead he was gonna end up falling for ginger Lopez and all her fake lipped, leopard wearing glory.

She didn’t have anything against the highlighted brunette, sure she had filed a petition to get her kicked out of seventh grade for wearing a real fur coat, but that was for the animals, not for her. None the less the girl didn’t bother her.

But now.. Betty couldn’t stand to look at her.

She always met Jughead after school to walk home, unfortunately for her she caught him leaning against the bike racks talking to none other than the girl in question. She was batting her false lashes at him and practically devouring him with her eyes. The worst part of it all? He was smiling back at her. Needless to say, Betty turned right around, and made the walk home on her own today.

Pulling her phone out she noticed the four missed texts from Jughead

JUGGIE: where are you? Burgers at pops? My treat.

JUGGIE: missed you after school, did you have to stay after? Meet up later?

JUGGIE: Ron said you were going to the blossoms tonight, safe idea? Not really your scene.

JUGGIE: hello?

Slamming her phone shut, she reached for another beer, having already downed two she could definitely feel the effect.

So Jughead didn’t want her? Fine. She was gonna have fun tonight, ginger could have him for all she cared.

Suddenly Kevin was by her side, handing her a bubbly pink wine cooler.

She grabbed it quickly taking a sip.

Oh that was good. Finishing it in less than a minute she reached for his, before he pulled it away

“Down girl, the night is young! Let’s dance!”

Forty minutes later , four more wine coolers and one steamy dance with Veronica, Betty was feeling more than a little wobbly.

As she made her way to the side of the room, she felt a hand grip her wrist, steadying her.

Whipping around she came nose to nose with jughead jones.

“Oh great, just the person I didn’t want to see.” She groaned.

Hurt flashed in his eyes for a quick second before it was replaced by anger, tugging her along he shouted over the music

“Come on we’re leaving.”

Ripping her wrist free , she shot him a glare

“I’m not going anywhere! I’m having fun.” She smiled doing a twirl.

He sighed

“Fine have it your way.” Suddenly she was up and over jugheads shoulder, his hand on the back of her thighs holding her skirt down.

“WHAT?! PUT ME DOWN! FORSYTHE JONES! PUT ME DOWN!”

Finally she felt the cool breeze hit her face, and her feet touched the ground.

“Don’t make this difficult, we’re going home. Arch is driving Ronnie, but I figured we’d walk, you could use the air, maybe it’ll sober you up.” He looked dissapointed.

“Hey! You don’t get to look at me like that, you’re just a silly boy, a stupid silly boy.” She slurred

He shook his head, the confusion evident in his eyes
“Drunk words are sober thoughts and all that, so why don’t you tell me why you’re so upset that you had to go get drunk?”

She narrowed her eyes, wobbling a little in the pavement

“Like you don’t know, why are you even here juggie. I assumed you’d be cuddling your girlfriend right now.”

His eyes widened comically
“ my girlfriend?”

“Oh ginger, I love how your delicious lips taste just like plastic, oh that’s right they are plastic! Let me cuddly you in your rabbit coat. She’s an animal killer, did you know that juggie? I love animals, I would never wear one But you like her instead of me.” She pouted ,as he went to catch her before she fell

“Woah what are you even talking about? Ginger Lopez? You think I like ginger Lopez? Maybe you’re more drunk than I thought.” He gripped her by the shoulders

“Yes I am drunk. Yes I am very drunk. Am I lying? No. every one can see it Jughead, it’s fine I’ll just stare it you from afar like I’ve been doing for five months, you don’t even notice, you don’t even notice me.” She was crying now and every piece of jugheads heart broke, he grabbed her face, Hiding his wince at the alcohol on her breath

“I notice you bets, I notice everything about you.”

She leaned into his palm

“If you noticed you would have known, I was in love with you.”

His heart leapt out of his chest.

“You’re drunk.”

“Drunk words , sober thoughts and all that” she giggled.

He smiled softly

He loved her more than anything but he was not about to have this conversation, with the very tipsy blonde in front of him

“I love you too Betty, and we will discuss this further in the morning, when you’re head is throbbing and you want to bury your self in your bed forever. And that is your punishment.”

She sighed

“Ay ay captain!”

He rolled his eyes reaching for her hand.

It was gonna be a long night

~Avengers Preference~

- What they’re like in bed ;) -

{This isn’t too smutty. I tried my best not to get too crazy with the Gifs. Lol. I’m not sure how smutty you all are ;)}

A/N: I’ve been on this Avengers kick. I don’t know what it is, but I’m so sorry.


Steve Rogers: Capiscle is the Lovemaker. Without a single doubt. His gentle hands would run across your body, sending painless chills down the base of your spine. Every open mouth kiss, a soft whimper would spill from your own lips. He likes to take his time with you, not noticing how badly he was teasing you. He’s a complete gentleman, but every gentleman has his kink. If the word ‘Captain’ slips from your lungs, he’ll release a shudder. If you tug lightly on his sandy blonde hair, he’ll release a lovely groan.


Tony Stark: Well, Mr. Stark is your local Horn-Dog. This, we all know. As much as I hate to admit it, He’d be amazing in bed. I mean, the man has experience… And the money… AnywAYS! He’d be a bit rougher than Steve but will leave you throbbing. The bites he leaves between the valley of your breasts are enough to make your stomach tighten and your core to heat up. Mr. Stark can tell by the sound of your moaning and Whimpering, that you enjoy every little thing he’s doing to you. Beard burn would definitely rest between your inner thighs. Run your nails down his back, Give him oral, pull on his jet-black hair. “Hope you’re enjoying your time, Princess.”


Bucky Barnes: This soldier is ready to comply. You’d have to be dominant for awhile, He hasn’t been the same since his fall. He’d treat you like an ancient relic, ready to crumble any moment. Of course, you wouldn’t mind this. You have all the time in the world with each other. His Metal arm would run along, ever so lightly, across your skin. Those feverish chills are sent down your arms and legs. His raw lips would ghost over yours, breath against breath. At a certain time, he’d lose it. He’d almost shut off and not trust himself. So, you’d come in and take lead. Crawling atop his toned body, kissing down his beautiful chest. Every kiss of appreciation, adds to his confidence. Don’t worry, not every night will be so gentle ;)


Thor: The mighty Thor isn’t just a god of thunder and all storms. He’s a sex god. The blonde knows what you want. He knows all your sweet spots. He knows what makes you moan, whimper, and cry. Just looking into his Asgard blue eyes, could make you melt. Thor would treat you like a queen. He’d prefer giving you oral, kissing atop your pubic mound. Your body twitches beneath his everytime. His large, calloused hands would caress every square inch of you. His large structure cages you, creating more sweat between the both you.


Clint Barton: This little feather is just as much as a Horn-Dog as Tony Stark, believe it or not. He loves to mutter dirty, harmless words into you hear. And to no surprise, a 360-degree heat will start around your body. When Clint comes back from a mission, He’ll be all over you. Dirt will still be smudged all over his face and biceps. Of course, this wouldn’t stop you. He’d be in such a rush to be inside of you. Barton’s kisses are rushed and sometimes chaste and rough. His tongue would outline every contour your body possesses. The both of you would be in such a rush, sending smiles across one another.


Sam Wilson: Your local Mecho-bird is quite the charmer. He’d be a smooth talker. Even the cheapest pick-up lines turn out to be the sexiest. He’d pour you a glass of your favorite wine and massage your shoulders. Sometimes you wonder why he’s so romantic and sweet. “That’s just the way I am, baby.” Open-mouthed kisses would be placed upon your neck, surely making your heart beat faster. Once that first hum vibrates from your lips, the game is on. He’d carry you to the bedroom and press you into the bed. He’d spend most of his time kissing your lips and thighs. Also if you happen to wear lingerie… Prepare to have a night. A nIGHT.


VV

A/N: Rip me. I was going to Other peoples but, this drained me. Maybe I’ll do a Part 2? Anyways! I hope you enjoyed it. I do a Female version too if I get own to it. If you have a request for any fandom, send it in. I’ve just been in the Avengers’ ass.

Game Day - Simon Minter

Originally posted by crazygall4ever

Pairing: Simon Minter/Miniminter & Y/N
Words: 3k+
Warning(s): a few innuendos and like 1 swear word
Summary/Request: an imagine we’re you’re at the sidemen match and it’s the first time you’ve made your relationship fully public with Simon and you were overwhelmed at people wanting pictures and shouting your ship name constantly and si plays really good and fans were saying it was all down to you how good he played and Simons all cute and stuff
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