ay-gurl

@deadeyedrifter said: He’s so content, though. Look at him.

I knowwww. He’ll sit in anything. The vegetable crisper hasn’t been put back in the fridge for 2 months because he’s always in it after we clean it. Then it needs cleaned again! But it makes him so happy, Paula. So happy.

Also, to that fo4 plot reply you left, I never understood that either. I mean, I guess a baby is the only person they wouldn’t have to convince of anything, but it’s not like the entire Vault would have resisted that much. “Vault Tec was evil, also the entire staff is dead, so you’ll be dead if we leave you here. Also, the world is unlivable. So, instead of living underground safely here, you should live safely underground here with us. We’re scientists and you could really help us save the earth.”

I mean, really. It’s not like the situation they assumed they’d be in would have changed very much. And the actual situation they were in would be greatly improved upon. 

Hell, the Institute could have just opened up cryo-chambers as they needed, knocked people out, took the dna they needed, then turned the damn freezers back on. They really didn’t just need to steal a single baby to get uncontaminated prewar dna, did they? I would think everyone in that vault would be viable. Unless I’m forgetting plot things. It’s been a while.

I would have replied days ago, but it’s really hard to type long stuff on that tablet. 

SHINee Hinting That They Like You
Other Versions:

| Monsta X | iKON | BTS |

Onew

  • He’d make it difficult for himself
  • Because he’d first become your best friend
  • Which means it’d be difficult to flirt and not be misinterpreted as friendly fooling around
  • But he would often take you out to cinemas and parks
  • He’d pay for your meals and try to charm you with sweet compliments!

Jonghyun

  • Touchy and bold
  • He’d often compliment you and always be keen to help with anything
  • Plus he’d message you about million times a day, just, you know, to make sure you’re fine
  • He wouldn’t really hint much for too long
  • If the time was right, he would just ask you out and wish for the best

Key

  • You would often find him staring at you smiling
  • He’d just playfully wink and look away, trying to make it casual
  • He’d hang out with you a lot, or would try at least
  • He would buy you a lot of little presents and show you that he cares about you a lot

Minho

  • He’d give you those “Ay gurl, how ya doin’? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)“ looks
  • And he’d tease you a lot
  • But that’s a way of showing affection~
  • He would occasionally give you compliments and hugs
  • Not sure how that would hint anything, but he’d hope you get the memo

Taemin

  • Other than those charming eyes staring right at you…
  • He would try and make a lot of skinship happen
  • Things like hugs and holding hands
  • And he’d text you often, usually random things like:
    “I hope you’re safe” or “Drink lots of water! It’s good for you!”

I hope you liked it~
Feel free to request more!

@captorofcute

Today was the fifth day in a row Connie had watched her heiress gallivanting about the internet, all heartfelt cheer and bubbly encouragement to those that spoke with her.

It was absolutely sickening.

She reminded Connie of her own Empress, the one she had to kill in order to take the trone. They were both gentle. Kind. Understanding.

Revolting. Disgusting. Out of the question.

Connie’s old Empress was too soft and that made Alternia weak. She was practically a slave to the lowbloods, coddling them and fulfilling their every wish and demand. The highbloods were a laughing stock, a glorified pet race to the lower castes.

If Feferi wanted to be a pet, then the Condesce would let her.

Under Connie’s terms, of course.

Picking up her shellphone, she wrote a quick text to the heiress in question, kicking her feet up over her throne leisurely.

[Text to dumb heiress]

>ay gurl

>i got somefin i wanna show you

Monsta X - More Than Friends

Request: Monsta X reacts when they start seeing their close friend as more than a friend

Shownu:

“of all the people in the world, why has the universe chosen to torture me?”

Originally posted by allbout-starshiplanet

*desperately tries to woo you* “love me!”

Originally posted by tochangkyun

he would do everything in his power to make you notice him as a man, and would be so much sweeter with you, and throwing hearts at you when you’re not looking

Wonho:

“this is the end for me”

Originally posted by wonhontology

*cries into his tortilla chips* “what am i gonna do?”

Originally posted by kihyonie

after much deliberation, he would probably just confront you about it, and be super cocky about it too. “so, i guess i like you? so we’re dating now.”

Minhyuk:

“NO.” *is in denial*

Originally posted by monstaxmemes

as soon as you do anything: “omg they’re so cute” *fanboys*

Originally posted by beastdw

he would deny his feelings so much, but they would be so painfully obvious, and eventually you would have to call him out on it (at which point he would die of embarrassment)

Kihyun:

*internally screaming*

Originally posted by yookihyun

*starts dropping hints* “so. i’m single, you’re single. thoughts?”

Originally posted by klhyun-moved

this guy would seem pretty nonchalant about it but inside he is a mess. you would catch on pretty quickly, though, with his not-so-subtle attitude

Hyungwon:

“…shit”

Originally posted by yuhwan

*stares at you a lot more often* *contemplates his life decisions* 

Originally posted by wonho-shin

he would be so conflicted but would probably just let things naturally develop unless he couldn’t take it anymore and blurt out how much he loves you (and then runs and hides for three years)

Jooheon:

*no words necessary*

Originally posted by ayeyojooheon

*becomes very affectionate* “hey, cutie i’ve been thinking about you all day”

Originally posted by bangtan-sshi

he’d be pretty obvious about his feelings but in a more suggestive way rather than directly saying he liked you. if you take too long to notice, he’ll just lose it and tackle you with love

I.M:

*externally screaming*

Originally posted by danielchangkyun

“i guess this is my life now” *runs with it* “ay gurl”

Originally posted by wonho

he’d go straight for trying to steal your heart (and succeed, obviously), winking and smiling every time you looked at him, and dropping little compliments, grinning when you blush

~Blue~

waviness  asked:

Did someone say pick up lines? *ahem* Ay gurl, you a livewire? Cuz you look shockin' ✴👉✴👉✴👉

i read that as limewire at first and i thought you were going to make a pun about viruses sjdhenebd

All these pick up lines are so cute… ily…🌹

anonymous asked:

Karasuno's reactions when their s/o uses TERRIBLE pickup lines on them?

Yaaaas the reverse of the situation is here ft. oblivious crush. also some of these pick up lines aren’t terrible gomen

“If I told you I worked for ups would you let me handle your package?” Daichi had never moved so fast in his life, jumping across the room to his partner and covering their mouth to prevent them from saying anything further. The smart people were stifling their laughs so as not to vex Daichi but Tanaka and Noya were having a field day, practically rolling around on the floor. Daichi quickly got them all back to practise while he slipped his partner off for a quick talk about appropriate timing. He didn’t hesitate to slap their ass playfully before returning to practise though.

Suga was sitting innocently at his computer desk as his partner read on the bed. Suga had said he would be finished with his work 20 minutes ago and now they were getting restless. He was busily typing when a pair of arms snaked around him and began tugging lightly on his shirt. He felt his partners lips hover next to his ear as they whispered “Are you Cinderella? Because I see these clothes disappearing by midnight.” Suga couldn’t help but to laugh at his partner and pull them around the chair to sit on his lap. “That was terrible!” His giggles grew darker and his eyes hooded over slightly “Why should we wait until midnight?”

It was Asahi’s turn to make breakfast, so he’d decided to get up before his partner and busy himself in the kitchen. He was decorating pancakes with syrup and raspberries when he heard them padding into the room and turned to see them sleepily rubbing their eyes. He loved how they looked in his oversized shirts. He went back to focus on getting them a drink when a pair of arms wound themselves around his lower waist. “Good morning sleepyhead. How do you like your coffee?” he asked. They hummed for a second as they thought before murmuring against his back “I like my coffee how I like my men. Hot, tall and strong.” They teasingly grazed their fingers across his abs as they spoke and Asahi nearly knocked the pancake plate to the floor. 

Noya and his partner had finally dragged themselves out of bed and were getting dressed for the day. Noya sat sleepily on the bed and watched as they styled their hair in the mirror. “Your hair looks good” he managed in his half asleep state. They didn’t miss a beat before replying “Your face looks good. I’m not even looking at it, I just know.” Noya’s mouth formed an o shape as he processed his partner’s smooth comment. “Damn” he muttered as he jumped onto the floor, running over to his partner to hug them from behind. “You’re too good!”

Tanaka’s partner sneakily looked over their laptop to try and get a peak at their boyfriends wonderful abs as he changed after his shower. Its not as though they had to be discreet about it though because he had walked out with only a small towel tied limply around his hips, exposing his beautiful v line. “I want to wash my laundry on those abs.” Tanaka turned to see his partner practically drooling at the mouth as they stared intently at his abdomen. He found himself blushing slightly at the attention but he still bounced his pecs to amuse them further. They fell backwards in a mock faint and he laughed before jumping onto the bed next to them and pulling them onto his chest. They almost really did faint when they felt that he still hadn’t put a shirt on.

Hinata lay propped up on some pillows as he intently watched a volleyball match on his laptop. His partner lay next to him, going from watching him to watching the screen. They couldn’t help but adore the childish look on his face that made him look like he was practically shining with happiness. “Hey! Hey Sho, have you heard about the Guinness book of cute records?” They leant right up into his face and whispered “It’s 400 pictures of you” before booping his nose with a smile. Hinata gushed immediately and pushed his parter back onto the pillows so he could snuggle against them. “That’s impossible because you’re cuter!” he retorted. 

Kageyama had returned home panting and sweating after a long run. The sight of their boyfriend glistening with sweat and breathing heavily was something they enjoyed greatly. They leant against the doorframe before calling out to him. “Are you from Japan? Because I’d like to get in Japants.” Kageyama jumped out of his skin and glared at them with red cheeks as he processed what they said. He muttered out a short ‘idiot’ before matching off for a shower but he did stop to peck their lips and ask if maybe they wanted to join him.

“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Dinosaurs still exist right?” Tsukki sighed heavily through his nose as his partner spoke up again. He turned to show his partner his clearly unamused face before turning back to the documentary they were watching. If they expected him to play along they had another thing coming, he thought to himself. “But Kei, you’re at the triceratops of my food chain!” They poked him to get him to pay attention to them. They pouted as he ignored them and turned to the tv, which gave them a brilliant idea. “Kei, you’re like a brachiosaurus. Know why?” He shrugged his shoulders “Because their necks aren’t the only thing thats disproportionally long.” At this point Tsukishima would pick them up and forcibly remove them from the room.

Yamaguchi was feeling particularly self conscious as he walked out of the locker rooms in his shorts, that had shrunk significantly in the washing machine and now sat snuggly against his ass. He did his best to walk to the bench without anyone noticing him but a loud voice rang out from across the room. “Ay gurl, come over here and let me Rattatap dat ass!” Yamaguchi blushed a violent red as his partner hollered from their seat. He covered his face in embarassment as he sat down and avoided the smug gazes he felt on him. Even Tsukki was chuckling silently next to him, to which he lightly hit him.

Kiyoko and her partner were walking home from practise on a particularly cold day. Kiyoko was noticeably shivering so her partner stopped her and tried to put their coat on her, to which she protested. “I’m fine, really. You should worru more about yourse-” Kiyoko cut herself off with a loud sneeze. “I’d say ‘bless you’ but it seems God already did.” Kiyoko’s cheeks turned pink at their comment and she tried to find something to say in return. Before she could speak they draped their jacket over her shoulders and grabbed her hand to walk her faster. “Come on, lets get you to my place as soon as possible so we can ran you a hot bath before you catch something besides adorableness.” 

Yachi was frantically rummaging though her wardrobe to find something presentable to wear for her date. She felt like they’d already seen her in everything so she wanted to wear something she’d never worm before, to wow them. She pulled out a dress she’d been saving for a special occasion, a blue organza dress with sakura blossoms on it. She dressed and hurried out of the house to meet with her partner, who’s jaw literally dropped when they saw her.  She began to get nervous, thinking she’d overdressed before they spoke up. “That’s weird, I’ve never seen a princess outside of her castle before1” Yachi put her hands over her face and bent forward out of embarrassment, prompting her partner to sweep her under their arm and kiss her head before taking her for a day of fun.

Bonus Tooru bc I have so much respect for this boy rn: “Are you an alien? Because you’ve abducted my heart!” his partner exclaimed dramatically as they draped themselves over him on the sofa, causing them both to laugh. “I couldn’t help it. And besides, you were already out of this world” he said with a teasing wink. They smiled as he pulled them up to straddle his lap. “You know, Mr Alien, your eyes glow like the sun on my home planet.” He raised his eyebrows at them as he pulled them closer. “Really? Because I was just thinking that you’re as radiant as the twin suns on mine!” They giggled and hid their face in his chest as he played with their hair. “I’m serious! Your dad must be an astronaut or something, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!!”