axis powers hetalia



The conversation in the morning. I’m a bad girlfriend… 


anonymous asked:

Imagine the Axis raising a child together. Not them in a relationship with each other, just raising a child together as a group.

Originally posted by ba1n3s


  • this child would be so loved im gonna fukin scream
  • and so protected????????? not a single hair will be touched by anyone if those three have any say
  • it’s dysfunctional as all hell but they all love each other so who cares.
  • that kid is gonna be spoiled as fuck because none of them are gonna be able to say no to their kid.
  • you’ve heard of mom friend germany, now get ready for Actual Mother Ludwig™
  • feli makes their lunch everyday before school
  • japan helps them study and practice what ever they need to
  • germany is sorta awkward around the kid but so as much look at his kiddo wrong and he’ll uppercut you into next Tuesday.
  • the three of them work so hard to provide the best for their kid because they want the best for them.
  • they assure their kiddo that they are perfect the way they are and fights anyone who says the three of them can’t successfully raise a child because no where does it say that a three best friends can’t do a damn good job at parenting too

Part 2 comes next week

  • Scotland: He's gonna steal your boat.
  • England: He won't steal my boat.
  • Scotland: He's stealing your boat.
  • England: He isn't stealing my-
  • Scotland: He stole your boat.
  • England: What!? *rushes to the window in time to see Spain sailing backwards on his boat*
  • Scotland: He's like Robin Hood in reverse!
Reblog if you're still in the Hetalia fandom

^ All the actors recieved a picture of their character as a gift, drawn by Himaruya Hidekaz himself.

The actors say that they now have more energy than ever and will - with the power Hidekaz has sent to them - give everything they’ve got for the remaining performances in Tokyo and Osaka.

Good luck guys ^^

  • Rome: Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
  • Germania, Chibi Prussia, Chibitalia and Chibimano: *raise their hands*
  • Rome: OK, you, you had your hand up first.
  • Germania: Death by torture!
  • Rome: Nooo. You?
  • Prussia: Crucifixion!
  • Rome: Wrong! You?
  • Romano: They shove a living snake up your arse!
  • Rome: Whew, ahh. No, but that's very creative!
  • Germania: They send you to the lions!
  • Rome: Right!
  • Italy: No!
  • Rome: Whaddaya mean, no? He was right! They send you to the lions!

While rummaging through a box he found in the attic, England uncovers some old photos, along with old memories.

(These took so long to make, I hope you guys like them! I was trying to put subtle stuff in the photos to try and tell a story, I’ve never done it before so it was good practice! I might end up writing something for this if I decide to stop being lazy.)

USUK fanfics

It’s funny how in fanfics Alfred is like this super confident smoothtalker who’s totally open with his sexuality (like Francis) and just goes up to Arthur like “what’s up cutie ;)” without wondering if he doesn’t swing that way for even a second.

But in reality Alfred would more likely be the most “no homo” person ever.

Alfred: *currently undressing Arthur with his eyes*
Matthew: If you want to bang him so much just go talk to him.
Alfred: What? No he’ll think I’m gay or something.
Matthew: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*