axis 2p

anonymous asked:

How would the 2p axis react to their crush that literally does not care that they were kidnapped?

(Would be extreremely satisfied. They were excepting some fight. And they would be really happy that they wouldn`t have to result to anything drastic after all.)

2P America, 2P China, 2P England, 2P North Italy, 2P South Italy, 2P Germany, 2P Prussia

Originally posted by lifes-joys

(Be suprised and even cautious. They would think that they were just acting this way so they would let their quard down. But once they understood that they actually did want to stay, then they would feel a bit happy and feel glad.)

2P Canada, 2P Russia, 2P France, 2P Japan

Originally posted by irishkoffee

panicwiththegiant  asked:

The 2ps cat-sitting for a day?

2P!America: *cat hisses at him* … *he hisses back*

2P!China: *cuddling the cat* i love you forever you are my sunshine *cat struggling to escape his arms*

2P!England: *ties a pretty pink bow onto the cat’s tail* you are so precious  ≧◡≦

2P!France: *cat meowing at him* fuck off

2P!Russia: i am not fond of all this cat hair on my furniture

2P!Italy: *cat scratches him once* y o u  f u c k i n g  s p a w n  o f  s a t a n

2P!Germany: this is so boring, it doesn’t even play fetch what the heck

2P!Japan: *pets it once* that is all the affection you are being graced with from me today *five minutes later* come back i was not finished with you yet

2P!Canada: *absentmindedly pets it while watching tv*

2P!Romano: *holds it up like simba* fabulous flavi’s taking care of you today !! (▰˘◡˘▰)

2P!Austria: ah yes, a black cat, now all i need is a broomstick

2P!Prussia: “hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot and need to be arrested”

The 2ps as shit said at my lunch table

2p America: “According to all known laws of aviation-”

2p China: With a heavy Taiwanese accent: “…. Shiiiitttttttt”

2p England: “OH FUGGERNUT I DROPPED MY SANDWICH” this friend won’t swear it’s so funny 

2p France: “Mangez mon cul.” //dabs

2p Russia: “Swearing is gross which is why I don’t swear now shut the fuck up and let me eat.”

2p Canada: “I forgot the word… À la papetaria or some shit like that I don’t know I don’t speak French.”

2p Italy: “pasSA LA PASTA” //queue laughing at it for like 5 minutes

2p Germany: “Okay but honestly the German tree on duolingo can eat my ass.”

2p Japan: “I vape straight up yaoi.”

2p Romano: “Mom yelled at me when I said I’d wear Gucci to grandma’s funeral.”

2p Austria: “Ah yes I see now. Your palm says that you’re a little bitch.”

2p Prussia: “Ah yes, only one more day until I livestream my suicide.”

Cinnamon rolls

Looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kick your ass: 2p England, 2p Romano,

Looks like they can kick your ass is actually a cinnamon roll: 2p Germany, 2p America, 2p Canada,
2p Russia

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: 2p Prussia, 2p China

Looks like they can kick your ass and can kick your ass: 2p France, 2p Italy, 2p Japan

If the 2Ps were dads with teenage daughters
  • 2P!America: What, did someone break your heart or something? DO I NEED TO BEAT SOMEONE'S ASS?????
  • 2P!China: GIRL YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE IN SHORTS THAT SHORT
  • 2P!England: Good morning honey bunny! I cooked you breakfast and packed you a lunch with a fun little note as always!~ *gives pink lunchbox with heart-shaped note inside*
  • 2P!France: You're not allowed to date until college. Guys are assholes okay
  • 2P!Russia: You're a strong, independent woman. You don't need my help with that
  • 2P!Italy: I'm going to have to teach you all of men's secrets and tricks so you can learn how to outsmart them... Also, I'm buying you a Taser next week
  • 2P!Germany: I'm gonna raise you to be one of those girls all the guys are scared to date
  • 2P!Japan: Someone insulted you online? Don't let it bother you. These things build character
  • 2P!Canada: ......Your hair looks rad today
  • 2P!Romano: If there's ever any bitches talkin' shit about you then let Daddy know and I will personally take care of them
  • 2P!Austria: If someone tells you that you're pretty, say something like, "I know, thanks." I won't let my daughter be one of THOSE that says "No I'm not," you hear me, sugar?
  • 2P!Prussia: I know I get too emotional sometimes but it's only because I love you and you're the angel of my life okay?
2p’s react to s/o bursting into a room and asks to feel their freshly shaved legs

2p america: HOLY FU- , damn soft as a baby bottom.

2p canada: no I DoNNT WANT TO FEEL YOUR DAMn le- this feels nice.

2p england: Splendid! How did you get them so soft poppet?

2p france: *looks bored* nice. *silently to himself* mon dieu.

2p china: Kittin, any place else I have to feel hmm? ;)

2p russia: Yes very nice, now shoo, i need to work.

2p italy: CHE CASO RAGAZZA WHY THE HELL YOU BURS- mio dio *keeps petting your leg without saying anything*

2p germany: SCHEISSE- ohh. Might wanna wrap those legs around me so we both can enjoy them?

2p japan: *monotone voice* nice.

2p prussia: s-soft as a baby bird.

2p lovino: What cream did you use darling? The new one I bought you?

SOCIOPATH
  • England: Can I borrow your laptop?
  • 2p!England: My... laptop?
  • England: ... Yes.
  • 2p!England: *Hands him laptop*
  • England: *Opens internet. Begins typing*
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  • England: ...
  • 2p!England: ...
  • England: ... You're a freaking sociopath.
  • 2p!England: ... I can see why you might come to such a conclusion.