Axel: Wait for it, wait for it. 9:01. Tadashi Nakano is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?
Tyler: His alarm didn’t go off.
Axel: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
Ellie: Ooh! He was taken in his sleep.
Axel: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, El, but way more plausible than Ty’s idiotic alarm clock theory.
Tegan: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck