awyeah~

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      ❛ LIFE’S SIMPLE
                 YOU MAKE CHOICES
                             & YOU DON’T LOOK BACK. ❜

i find nothing sexy about when men sing in ~falsetto~ voices

in fact i find it the opposite of sexy

like it’s an instant boner killer for me 

like a dude will be singin and soundin all good and im like awyeah, boy, give it to me

and then suddenly he sounds like he’s being kneed in the balls 

i just really don’t understand the appeal.

Shadowhunters S02E02: A Door Into the Dark

This is a very special show. Here are my favorite parts from it

  • Simon’s self-satisfied look when Clary declares he’s the only person she can trust, and you just know he’s thinking that maybe, just maybe, she miiiiiight want to touch his dick a little bit more than her brother’s right now #awyeah #littlevictories 😎
  • Jocelyn: “I’m a victim here too.” now I know where Clary gets her Clary-ness 

*DEMON BABY MOTHERFUCKING HATES FLOWERS*

dats one evil baby

  • I’m impressed Clary doesn’t outright believe that Jace is some kind of “flower killing monster” so she can immediately turn it around into a woe-is-me “of course I’d fall in love with the baddest boy” self pity fest (if you can’t tell Clary isn’t my favorite character) (but points here, bc honestly this is bullshit we all know Jace was a fabulous baby)(#notmybabyJace)
  • Alec: “Bold of you to show your face here” I’m not even sure what Clary did this time but yasssss Alec
  • FUCK you know what I just realized??? Both Alec and Clary think of Jace as their brother and yet they both wanted/want to touch his dick and i think Jace can only attract his faux siblings this is weird anyone else think this is weird
  • Alec blaming Clary for literally all his problems and I’m so into him right now
  • Valentine casually attending karate matches at dojos around NYC is going to be the plot of my new fanfic
  • “When did the briefing start? Nobody told me.” “That wasn’t an accident.” I AM SO INTO EVERYONE PUSHING CLARY OUT THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE

remember a few minutes ago when i was proud of clary for not resorting to a woe-is-me self pity fest? *cue sad music*

godammit clary

  • silently appearing behind someone and saying “hey bud. como estas” is how i introduce myself to all new acquaintances
  • “He just doesn’t get it does he?” – rando mundane who thinks he’s important enough to pass judgment on Jace and its just like where is that demon baby when you need him bc someone needs to be taught a lesson
  • “They say the best fighters in the city come here” “It’s only a matter of time before Valentine hits this place” brought to you by dialogue to set up the scene and explain the motivation

the face Clary makes when she runs away to art school after abandoning her family and friends because shit got too tough

and then her reaction when her parents come looking for her

this is why she fucking sucks

like I get it. *she doesn’t belong anywhere* etc etc – she has a point. but maybe now isn’t the time to throw a hissy fit and distract your parents from helping find Jace which is supposedly your motivation for running away in the first place. y couldn’t she just stick to listening to The XX and crying in her room for a bit before giving herself a pep talk via her own inflated sense of self importance so she could avoid getting kidnapped by a character we all forgot from season 1?

oh hey Dot

where do you go to get facials because i think i want to…avoid it

  • Simon getting distracted by a gold snake statue to the point of forgetting what he was doing so he could stroke it. kids, that’s the y chromosome at work right there
  • ‘Meanwhile, back on the evil barge off the coast of Manhattan’ – just a taste of my fanfic, “Dojo Valentine” lmk if you want to beta for me

just normal sibling stuff happening, nothing to see here

I like how Jace isn’t sure if he can be attracted because it’s his real sister or if he can’t because it’s his dad pretending to be his sister, which is kind of like realizing your life is a horrible garbage nightmare or an even more fucked up version of a horrible garbage nightmare

  • when we find out that Clary was spelled into telling Jace that she could see the future, which was honestly a surprise because did anyone doubt that she would immediately jump to that conclusion 

I don’t think there was an actual reason for Alec to take his shirt off to track Jace but here’s a screencap of it

okay so after seeing this photo so much without context i got to question it, like why the heck is sorey showing the salad off and mikleos just like awyeah, and smirking like he just at a salad then like there to close to the camera and everybody in the back is like ‘look at this salad but we cant come to close cause its sorey and mikleos salad moment’. Then zavied is in the back like 'selfie everybody even tho like sorey and mikleo are sitting basically across the room!’ and rose is trying to get in on that salad shit, and dezels like no. you cant be like them and show off your salad. no. bad rose. then lailah is like hawyeah there showing off the salad. amd fricken alisha aint doing anything. she beleives she needs to eat the salad instead of showing it off. ednas in the back being edna. but like what. is this photo?

seasaltmemories  asked:

cielizzy

awyeah, alright lets do this.

who holds the umbrella when it rains: LIZZY. When they’re in their own company, at least. When in front of others, Ciel holds it for her.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: Ciel, like this isn’t even a contest.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: I’m pretty sure they would both get really worried. Elizabeth would be very doting and worry and fret. I think when she gets older, though, she would get calmer about it, but still. Worry a lot, you know? Ciel on his part would check on Lizzy a lot if she was sick and have this kind of quiet-fretting that he’d try to keep hidden but that Sebastian would tease him about.

who plays pranks on the other: Lizzy, oh my gosh.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: Lizzy, lmao. Though I think sometimes Ciel might hint at it, but never actually say it.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: Obviously Lizzy. Ciel would get embarrassed about it.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Ciel, but Lizzy never says anything about it.

who says ‘I love you’ first: HMMM. Lizzy would, for a long time. Then one day out of the blue, Ciel says it and its kind of a whole shock for the two of them and Ciel gets flustered. And from then on it changes around.

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Commander Cullen

I had a mighty need *.*

I think One Piece is the only anime that can stir up so many emotions in me...

I don’t give a damn about what haters say but One Piece has the ability to make me cry out of sadness or happiness, feel overjoyed when the Straw Hats are united, and all sorts of other emotions at once… It just has that ability… So… Thank you, Oda-sensei, for creating this wonderful addition to my life :D