awwww babyyyyy

an unfinished list of things about Phichit
  • lowkey is willing to murder a dude for for his friends
  • lowkey will do anything for Yuri
  • lowkey has had a fun kind of crush on Yuri for as long as they’ve known each other but never made a big deal of it
    • he’s just so cuuuuute loooook at himmmmmm awwww babyyyyy I want to make out with you and also cuddle you foreverrrrrrrrr
  • highkey is willing to murder Victor specifically if he breaks Yuri’s heart
    • murder Victor and feed him to his dog. 
    • murder Victor and use his body to make skates, either by cremating him and making carbon steel skates or use his bones for skate blades. 
      • likes the idea of carbon steel blades better. 
        • “these? these were made with the last dude who made Yuri cry. [BIG SMILE] [BIG SMILE] [BIG SMILE]”
  • doesn’t particularly care for dogs
  • calls Yuri his son despite being three years younger
    • Yuri canonically can fit into a costume Victor wore when he was like sixteen 
    • Yuri is very anxious 
    • Yuri goes around with giant brown doe eyes looking cautiously at things 
    • Yuri cries in bathrooms
      • PHICHIT WANTS TO WRAP HIM IN COTTON WOOL AND FEED HIM NOODLES
    • amount of times Phichit has unironically said the phrase “don’t ever talk to me or my son again” is a lot higher than Yuri wants to think about
    • “ME AND MY SMOL SON AT DETROIT ZOO [heart] [heart][heart]” “Do you have to post these weird things all over Instagram?????”
  • has a pretty big family so when he found out that Yuri only has one sister adopted him straight away
    • “ ma you have another son now” “okay” “WHAT WAIT WHAT” “you have to come back to Thailand now otherwise you’re a bad son” “I HAVE PARENTS AND A SISTER.” “son do you want to make your other mother cry” “UGGGGHHHH”