lowkey is willing to murder a dude for for his friends
lowkey will do anything for Yuri
lowkey has had a fun kind of crush on Yuri for as long as they’ve known each other but never made a big deal of it
he’s just so cuuuuute loooook at himmmmmm awwww babyyyyy I want to make out with you and also cuddle you foreverrrrrrrrr
highkey is willing to murder Victor specifically if he breaks Yuri’s heart
murder Victor and feed him to his dog.
murder Victor and use his body to make skates, either by cremating him and making carbon steel skates or use his bones for skate blades.
likes the idea of carbon steel blades better.
“these? these were made with the last dude who made Yuri cry. [BIG SMILE] [BIG SMILE] [BIG SMILE]”
doesn’t particularly care for dogs
calls Yuri his son despite being three years younger
Yuri canonically can fit into a costume Victor wore when he was like sixteen
Yuri is very anxious
Yuri goes around with giant brown doe eyes looking cautiously at things
Yuri cries in bathrooms
PHICHIT WANTS TO WRAP HIM IN COTTON WOOL AND FEED HIM NOODLES
amount of times Phichit has unironically said the phrase “don’t ever talk to me or my son again” is a lot higher than Yuri wants to think about
“ME AND MY SMOL SON AT DETROIT ZOO [heart] [heart][heart]” “Do you have to post these weird things all over Instagram?????”
has a pretty big family so when he found out that Yuri only has one sister adopted him straight away
“ ma you have another son now” “okay” “WHAT WAIT WHAT” “you have to come back to Thailand now otherwise you’re a bad son” “I HAVE PARENTS AND A SISTER.” “son do you want to make your other mother cry” “UGGGGHHHH”