You’re on holiday with [George] and every morning he’d say, ‘Oh, come and see the trees’. ‘Okay, yeah’. And then the next day, ‘Oh, come and see the trees’. ‘Yeah, okay’. And then, ‘Come and see…’ ‘I’ve seen your bloody trees!’
jeff is one of the very few decent jocks at the school and one of the most sweetest boys ever
despite him telling Clay so much about how to get Hannah and how to be a smooth talker he literally face planted when he tried to ask you out the first time
he got so flustered & embarrassed he just pretended he asked you to meet him outside to help him with maths homework (that’s when he properly asks you out in the library w/ flowers awww)
you two went to the cinema for your first date where Clay and Hannah gave you free popcorn & drinks, while laughing at Jeff cause he finally grew the balls to ask you out
“At least I can ask the girl i want out, can’t say the same for Clay.”
cue awkward silence between clay n hannah while the two of you quickly skadaddle away to watch the movie
it went rlly well Jeff even pulled the cliche yawning and wrapping his arm around you thing
he drove you home and you gave him a lil peck on the cheek before you went inside, he was still blushing when he went to sleep that night aww
he tells you such cute things in Spanish but won’t tell you what they mean unless u speak Spanish then he’s stumped
you don’t take his letterman jacket he gives it to you when you went to one of his baseball matches since you were cold and bc you are obviously his no.1 fan??
he loves wrapping you up in his jumper and how it smells like you once you give it back if you give it back lol
he got so giddy when you kissed him for the first time when he brought you out to get ice cream for your 3rd date & he finally asked you to be his girlfriend
when he went home that night he told his mom & dad everything and doesn’t shut up about you for the next 3904820 years
he always leave cute lil notes in your locker like “head up hermosa!” or “you look stunning my cariñoa”
Jeff is basically a koala bear, you’re trying to study in the library? you’re in his lap and he’s nuzzling you. You’re talking to a friend? He’s wrapped you up from behind. You’re both at home chilling? He’s nappin’ on ya booty
he’s usually covering you in kisses & makin u red but once you kiss that lil sweet spot on his jaw you can bet your ass he’s as red as a lobster
his kisses are either quick and simple or loooonnnnggg and sensual
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he forever teases you about the time you two were in the middle of heated makeout session on his couch and his parents suddenly came home an hour earlier than expected
they were just happy Jeff finally found someone good for him :)
and you and his mom end up bonding & Jeff knows he’s found his soulmate
you had gone to Jessica’s party with Jeff & you two were the wingpeople for clay and hannah the whole night
Until he went on the dreaded beer run :’(
except it wasn’t a dreaded beer run because you convinced him to stay at the party with you and let some other jock do it, because you two had to find out what happened between clay & hannah
so sadly a different student died that night nd Jeff beat himself about it for a long time because he wasn’t the one in the car but you were there for him every single time
there’s those tender moments when Jeff will feel really vulnerable and stare at you with such intensity and love & you will kiss away all his worries
on more than one occasion Bryce would make a fleeting comment about you and you had to literally sit on Jeff so he wouldn’t throw fists at him
Clay becomes the third wheel at Jeff’s study sessions but Clay is just happy ya boi has found the one for him
Jeff always takes you out an spontaneous road trips, you sitting in the passenger seat, legs on his lap and the windows rolled down, blasting your shared playlist
once you two get more comfortable in your relationship there’s been more than one mishap when your guardian(s) gave out to you about those hickeys on your neck :))
his lockscreen is of you wearing his letterman jacket while looking out at the sunset (artsy amirite)
yours is of him caught offguard with ice cream on his nose, aw
he always remembers the little, insignificant things about you as well as your anniversary dates!!
he doesn’t get jealous easily but when he does he’ll turn into a grumpy child and won’t talk until you pepper his face with kisses and have a movie marathon w/ him, only then is he a happy camper
in all jeffery atkins issa perfect boyfriend who deserves the entire world :)))
Imagine bill getting a mosquito bite for the first time. And then Dipper has to spent the next thirty minutes of his life explaining to his crazy demon boy friend that he does not in fact have small pox and needs to stop screaming.
Bill: It’s the pox’s! I knew this would happen!! It happens EVERY TIME!!!
Dipper: Babe what are you talking about!? Your gonna scare waddles!
Bill: I WON’T LET THEM TAKE ME ALIVE DIPPER!!! I’M NOT HAVIN’ IT!!!!