awww precious

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I look like a guy from the 1980′s waiting for his girlfriend at the subway station.. did they have green tea latte back then?

Me: *cooeing* awww what a precious lil baby, aren’t you the cutest? Yes you are! Yes you are!


Tom: aha thanks you’re too kind


Me: not you, you little asshole. *bends down to pet Tessa* what a sweet doggo *turns around and walks away*


Tom: