This is my first story in YEARS and also my first ever smut so be gentle but feel free to give criticism or send asks/requests. I’m slow with everything so…we’ll see how that goes. Ps I wrote this on my phone and idk how to tumblr on my phone. How does one tumbl?
Genre: Smut / Crack
Warnings: Masturbation (male receiving) Bad humor
Summary: You must own the bone.