You: “Hey, Damon. I’m home, where are y- OMG WHAT ARE THEEESE AWW. Let me cuddle them.”

Damon: “Happy Birthday Y/N!”

You: “Oh my god they are mine now? OHH THANK YOU SO MUCH! You’re literally the best boyfriend ever. Give them to me!”

Damon: “Wow, be careful. They’re still tiny. So what does the best boyfriend ever get for such a beautiful gift?”

You: “Yeah, yeah shhh. I need to love them. Now.”

Damon: “Great. Now you’re ignoring me. Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea after all…”

You: “Oh nooo. This was the best idea.”