- Me: Hey, look, this ship looks funny! Aww, look, this fic is really cute! They're holding hands, and wow that kiss was adorable.
- Me, later: [Realizes I've been scrolling in the tag for hours] Oh. Well, just a couple more. This ship makes me laugh.
- Me, a couple more hours later: This fanart is amazing! Seriously it is so good! [Sees another ship's fanart with one of them] Oh hell no! Not happening, no way no how!
- Me: ...
- Me: I'm so gone aren't I?