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John Hates Weddings (But Liked the Result of This One)

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1JCGvoY

by AwkwardTiming

John hates weddings. He’s never been to one that went well. This one is no exception. He’s slept with the bride. And the groom. It’s all a bit complicated, really. So he escapes to grab a quick, quiet drink at the hotel bar to fortify himself to finish out the reception. But the bartender’s a bit fascinating, and they do a bit of running, and, all in all, John thinks the next day, it wasn’t the WORST wedding he’d ever been to.

Words: 4552, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1JCGvoY

awkwardtime replied to your post: So this is your message of the day. It’s gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME. Like Darren Criss as Harry Potter and Lauren Lopez a Draco Malfoy. She’s a really good Malfoy y’know? Like TOTALLY AWESOME…..wanna know what else is TOTALLY AWESOME? Unicorns….Unicorns are TOTALLY AWESOME….I really like their horns…oh and when they poop skittles come out…yeah….Unicorns are TOTALLY AWESOME! I’ve always wanted to pet a unicorn…but they only come to virgins with vaginas…and I don’t have a vagina…BUT I AM A VIRGIN!….if I wasn’t…it wouldn’t be TOTALLY AWESOME….i would feel like a manslut….and I am not a manslut…you wanna know who is a manslut? William Schuester…i mean think about it,…Terri and Shelby and Emma and April….he is a manslut….but he is really hot so it makes him TOTALLY AWESOME….well that wraps up your message for the day…I hope you thought it was TOTALLY AWESOME (the message of the day was brought to you by the phrase TOTALLY AWESOME)

No….not at all actually O>O

Are you stoned?

Well instead of sleeping I just read a johnlock fic that is so awesome, so John goes to a wedding and meets Sherlock and he’s in a case and undercover as a bartender but I really like about this fic is that John slept with everyone in the wedding and he was like “well no shag for me in this wedding” then bang Sherlock appears, anyway read it’s an awesome read.

John Hates Weddings (But Liked the Result of This One) by AwkwardTiming

P.S. This was me reading:

P.S.S. Does this GIF says “I know where this is going” because I think it does then again I really wanted to use this GIF. 

John Hates Weddings (But Liked the Result of This One)

read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/4679408

by AwkwardTiming

John hates weddings. He’s never been to one that went well. This one is no exception. He’s slept with the bride. And the groom. It’s all a bit complicated, really. So he escapes to grab a quick, quiet drink at the hotel bar to fortify himself to finish out the reception. But the bartender’s a bit fascinating, and they do a bit of running, and, all in all, John thinks the next day, it wasn’t the WORST wedding he’d ever been to.

Words: 4552, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/4679408