1. I had my headphones on, but I wasn’t listening to anything. Instead I was eavesdropping on your conversation, and oh my god you just mentioned me.
2. I snuck into an fancy event as dare, and it was going well until then someone threatened to call the cops on me, but you said you were my fiancée, so thanks?
3. You were singing and dancing when I pulled up to a red light, and I’m sorry for laughing, but keep going!
4. My mom thinks you look like someone she used to know, so she dragged me around the mall and I’m pretty sure you know we are following you.
5. You got drunk and thought you climbed the fire escape to your balcony, but nope you at mine, so wanna share that bottle and you can stay the night.